Unbelievable Jeff

Alpine. Definitely.

I love to have some jumped up little ***** speaking on behalf of me in public.

Come on now, calm down. He did well but he wasn't world class last season.

There was a good reply to this in yesterday afternoons mailbox from Mort Snort.

Complete full back? 60 games - 0 goals, 0 assists. Very good full back, but complete, no.

That surely didn't happen did it?

Leave him be, he's not being as much of a tosser anymore.

Who's changing their tune?

I wouldn't

Why? We could rely on Shaw? I know Targett was very highly rated in the academy, perhaps he just hadn't developed physically enough to get in ahead of Shaw?

So just watched the highlights of the first game, and did anyone notice what a unit he is now, and also the crossing and balls down the line. Personally thinks he looks very promising. Anyone else reminded of the time 2 seasons ago when we all thought we needed a LB until one came through in pre-season..?

Man City Chelsea Arsenal United Saints finish 9th Burnley WBA Villa Forest Derby Wigan

Why no contract for Cork or Fonte blah blah blah, snore..? Good news. Hope he signs it.

That is surely not true.

The people complaining are frankly, just jealous.

Erm, I assumed the Echo WAS ironic, hence you could read it properly and the irony would already be there. Is th Echo meant to be a serious publication? Really? Next you'll be saying The Onion is a joke website.

Ah, feck.

Koeman out.

DPS sounds ****ing cool.

That's lush. Best two kits we've had since Air Florida.

Lizard Lick Towing as well, like what the actual ****. So fake.

Hmmm, well we'll see. You certainly have the same obsession with me that he had, that's for sure.

Would you let him keep his Toon Saint login as well?

Or Sarb.

Just a little bit. Considering the fact that he admitted he was watching the hotel whilst I was there, cock in hand, I think I got away with a lucky escape.