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Funny how they've got a suicidal poster with a Dalek as his profile pic predicting doom and gloom and a 6-1 defeat as well...

That's hardly chicken feed...

Now hear this our Toby song, It's hard because his name is long, He's Belgian and he's here on loan, Hair like Pidgeotto, style icon. More of a poem really but that's my rubbish effort...

Ridiculous he's not been called up yet, but I'm sure if Liverpool were to realise that Johson is shît and buy Clyne for £20m he'd be straight in the England starting lineup...

So far Van Gaal has spent £85m per point and we've spent £15m. One team's been REALLY successful with their transfer dealings...

What's the difference between America and a yoghurt? If you leave a yoghurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture...

Would think it'd be Clyne Fonte Gardos Alderweireld unless Targett has really kicked on and impressed in training...

-----------------------Forster---------------------- Clyne---------Fonte-------Alderweireld-------Bertrand ----------------------Wanyama----------------------- -------------JWP-------------Schneiderlin---------------- ---------Tadić--------------------------Mané------- -----------------------Pellè------------------------- Bench: S.Davis, Boruc/K.Davis (depending on if his head's been reattached), Gardos, Long, Cork, Isgrove, Yoshida/Targett

@SimonPeach: #SaintsFC have the option to make @AlderweireldTob's deal permanent for €8million (£6.3m)

The Shane Long deal looks better if you think of it as £9m plus Gaston on loan for a season - much more palatable!

Any passive aggressive motivational messages been posted this evening?

@SimonPeach: Gaston Ramirez is not a #HCAFC player yet, contrary to reports. Nothing sorted.

SSN say Gaston has signed on a season long loan to Hull?

@SimonPeach: Expecting a #SaintsFC announcement on Alderweireld soonish, with Mané deal confirmed later. Hooiveld likely to join #NCFC on loan for season

Any updates K Billy or Guan?

@MurrayGroves: Toby Alderweireld has completed his move to #saintsfc on loan until the end of the season with an option to buy. Mane not quite done yet.

Mayuka played in Switzerland, BSC Young Boys if memory serves...

@svenclaes: Update: Toby Alderweireld from Atlético Madrid passed his medicals tonight at Southampton, but still no personal agreement. #SaintsFC

Negredo is going to Valencia on a loan with compulsory buy option (think it's because Lim hasn't fully bought the club yet) for €30m. According to SSN, Guidetti is off to Celtic so looks like "just" Alderweireld and Mané...

He'll get less than 90 minutes game time in the entire season, let alone per game...

Maybe Guan will do a smiling horse for Sadio Mane?

@HLNinEngeland: Next Belgian transfer to be confirmed: Toby Alderweireld on loan to Southampton. #saintsfc

Those kids fighting outside Staplewood on Sky Sports. You stay classy, Southampton...