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@tancredipalmeri: Osvaldo went missing: in last 48hours the forward hasn't showed up at Inter camp and nobody knows where he is at the moment. Johnnydeppesque

Me like a Borac, Kazakhstan it's a nice!

Konoplyanka available on a free in the Summer or £7m now, worth a punt?

It's people!!!

Saggy continuing to make excuses / expound paranoid conspiracy theories... https://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/news/football-redknapp-suspects-secret-saboteur-044041620--sow.html

@OptaJoe: 3 - Southampton have won three successive away games in the Premier League for the first time. Voyagers. Apparently not...

You realise that he is being paid EIGHTY THOUSAND POUNDS A WEEK for 3 and a half years despite his record in his last 30 PL games being 3 goals 1 assist, right?

Quite an interesting insight from Paddy Power of all places: http://pdy.pr/HNVC9q

FA Cup - both once in a generation events but there's no 4th place trophy (much to Arsene's chagrin)....

Possibly the most ridiculous thing I have ever read: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/article-2907871/Cesc-Fabregas-Alexis-Sanchez-lit-Premier-League-term-Southampton-s-dour-defensive-display-Manchester-United-applauded.html

Continuing on from our look at Arsenal's fans on YouTube, here's Andy Tate.... I'm sorry to say it but it's not actually that interesting

Cue "oh United were unlucky and despite spunking £200m up the wall on attacking talent that was defended off the pitch, little old Southampton should just **** off into their provincial hole and die..." on MOTD2

Looks like Toby will be out for a few weeks, Gardos did well as replacement. Should be fine as long as there are no more CB injuries until Maya returns

Comes across brilliantly here in an interview with one of our favourite journos: http://fw.to/gYqYXGK

Weren't half their team meant to be injured? Don't like the look of this anymore....

He's been interviewed for. A bunch of different tv programs - would seem like that's the preface to a first start...

We'd have the best variety of haircuts in the Prem - just imagine a team with the spine of Alderweireld, Mané, El Shaarawy & Pellè....

Apparently they've bid for Coleman at Everton according to one of the sports rags....

Our allocation is just over 2,000 according to the club on Twitter...

Vergini

Rod Fanni Andrea Palop Alphonse Areola Stefan Küntz

Arsenal don't pay big money to anyone other than Alexis and Ozil though, he wouldn't be getting much more than we could offer him, PSG on the other hand....

Klaas-Jan Huntelaar? Knocking on a bit but that would hopefully make him reasonably affordable and he could still dajfu for a couple of seasons...

@haveigotnews: Grounded ship in the Solent ‘developed faults immediately after leaving Southampton’, making it an ideal signing for Brendan Rodgers. Haha

Didn't he move to Porto in the Summer? Would probably make him prohibitively expensive....