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Can't see why Morgan would want to go to Dortmund, Liverpool, Spurs or Arsenal right now....

Ellyero Eelia I think....

Will be perfect for our Champions League qualifiers against APOEL Nicosia or BATE Borisov....

Atrocious yet again with the Liverpool penalties and Routledge red card, the sooner we get a Rugby style video ref or an American football style challenge system the better....

Here's the other guy they interview's take. He may look and sound like he's on a day trip from an institution but he speaks more sense than the first bloke...

Wouldn't mind Podolski as competition up front, would be cheaper than Benteke and actually up for sale....

Could you even imagine the reaction on here if Forster had conceded either of those goals?

http://www.thesportbible.com/articles/this-liverpool-star-s-old-myspace-account-is-just-as-hilarious-as-you-d-expect https://myspace.com/lallana41/photos Rather amusing....

If we can contain Alexis then I reckon we can do them. He's literally their only good player....

Looks like Newcastle will be manager less unless Pards can resist the chance to perv on the Crystals on a daily basis, which seems unlikely....

Not unless Wenger actually decides to pay what someone is worth. £40m should do it...

Same again will do me nicely, might need to start putting money aside for European jaunts

Been an absolute revelation playing through the middle. With Elia to come in to play the wing role, we can keep him central post-AFCON

Praiseeee Jeesussss

Think we'll get Jedi-mind tacticed by Jose in the second half now, like at the Bridge last year. Just replace Ba with Drogba and the script writes itself...

@ELJERO11ELIA: It was good to see my little brother @memphisdepay after a long time ♥️? http://t.co/SFjhHwmQoQ So if he's in Southampton does this mean Memphis Depay is also in Southampton? Anyone of our experts on clandestine things such as earlobes have an encyclopaedic knowledge of car parks?

Robbie Savage & Michael Owen are significantly worse

Can we not sign him on a pre-contract in January? Swear it's 6 months left on a contract on FM (unless MLG has lied to us)....

Bloody lucky bounce for his goal tbf...

Some of the decisions today were straight up horrific, the non-penalty for Leicester against Judasettino being particularly galling...

Arsenal planning on spending £20m on Christoph Kramer according to the Mail, maybe they've finally moved on from Morgan?

Kane and Depay, with Elia as a bench option in a perfect world...

From Dutch journo Elko Born: @Elko_B: Koeman wants former Holland international Eljero Elia. According to De Telegraaf, the 27 year old winger is worth about €3 million. @Elko_B: Elia looked amazing at FC Twente. Then he made a series of poor career choices. Going to Juve as a young winger wasn't wise, for starters @Elko_B: But Koeman is the type of manager to get the best out of players who have struggled to fullfil their potential. Could be a great move.

What does Mane have to do to get dropped? I'm a better winger ffs...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2874380/Jake-Hesketh-latest-player-progress-Southampton-s-famed-academy-exactly-teenager.html