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@SCFCfacts: Stoke's record at Southampton - have 7 wins, 5 draws & 22 defeats; scoring 34, conceding 60 #SCFC #SaintsFC The stats are on our side!

If anyone's looking for an amazing young striker for Pelle's eventual replacement then buy Youri Tielemans from Anderlecht - absolute beast!

a Ched Evans special? (too soon?)

I'm plumping for a conservative combined scoreline for both games of 17-1

Stoke lost to Sunderland prior to the international break. Bet they're absolutely shîtting themselves at the prospect of playing us twice in a week...

#ThingsMoreUsefulThanSunderlandsDefence is trending no.1 in England

It's our biggest win since December 1921 according to a journo on Twitter

I had Tadic as Captain as Diego Costa was injured - 40 points from one player!

Am I dead?

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?51992-No-Judas-Just-Poyet-Sunderland-Build-Up#.VEIq777DnHA

Also, a question for MLG - when was the last time we had Manager and Player of the Month? If ever...

If ever there was an opportunity to photoshop a halo above Les Reed this would be it...

It's just banter...

What about Mayuka? Didn't Zambia qualify?

Yeah, it's not like Adam or Luke signed a long term contract and then left after a year. Oh wait...

Not necessarily, give him a £20k pay bump for the rest of the season and an ironclad £30m release clause then there'll be no dickîng about with "oh they told me I could leave" and would ensure a top fee for us....

Fractured foot I believe...

We have got a handsomer team though, Graziano might sway it!

Eva Carneiro? Cracking arše....

Hilarious as per, Bearsy - particularly the genuinely educational cartoon. I'd say you should teach it in schools but I've got a feeling there's some sort of register that might prevent that....

Brilliant read, thanks for posting! Also - very funny MLG...

"Brendan and the Scousers" sounds like a really shît Beatles cover band....

It's got to be Diego Costa for Player of the Month, probably with Fabregas runner-up

http://mirr.im/1t98xvW 'Poch Spice' love it...

The agreed upon fee is £10m and as I understand it we have first dibs as it were...