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So if we've been naughty we might end up with a lump of (Carlton) Cole?

There's Kate Upton, Ariana Grande, Victoria Justice and Yvonne Strahovski pics all leaked by the same bloke too. Jennifer Lawrence's are by far the best though...

Because Koeman likes options and competition and let's face it JRod will be off in January as long as he recovers remotely well...

According to my mate who's an actuary the average value of a human life is about £100k...

Very good!

@HLNinEngeland: Southampton will sign Toby Alderweireld on a 1 year loan. #saintsfc Damn...

@svenclaes: Confirmed: Atlético Madrid and Southampton agreed terms on Belgian defender Toby Alderweireld (25).

@PeteGravesSky: #skysources telling us Toby Alderweireld close to agreeing deal with Southampton. Latest on #SSNHQ #saints #nufc #safc @skysports_ed: @PeteGravesSky excellent! @PeteGravesSky: @skysports_ed good player. You've beaten off a whole host of other suitors mate

Yeah, but that was on Thursday

@Alex_Kay_DM: Toby Alderweireld could go to Southampton tomorrow instead of Newcastle. Read it all in tomorrow's paper! Deputy Sports Editor of the Daily Mail...

https://twitter.com/sergiosmets/status/506162517631303680 Alderweireld at some sort of airport...

Apparently there were reports this morning he was coming here for £8m, according to my Sunderland supporting mate who's just texted me saying he's pîssed off we're getting him

Sky Bet ‏@SkyBet 1m We've suspended betting on Toby Alderweireld this evening amid reports the Atletico Madrid defender is close to joining Southampton

Guan? K Billy? Any info?

Pace is his Forte...

Mane and Alderweireld would be a great (if unlikely) deadline day...

@OwenSpottswoode: Sadio Mané for ~£12m is a great bit of business in my books. Just what #SaintsFC need on the wings. Guardian writer seems to think he'd be good for us - hopefully evidence of the fabled scouting network in action!

Judging by the stats he looks way too good for the Austrian league, anyone watch it?

Deffo worth £15m!

Alessio Cerci is going to Atletico Madrid according to Di Marzio...

So are United - £60m for Di Maria, £30m for Shaw, £25m for Herrera are all significantly more than their "market value"

Yeah but their first team line up cost over £300m while ours cost £61m (yesterday's with Gardos replacing Yoshida), which is what they just spent on a winger!

Here's a link to the Sassuolo forum so you can pîss off and follow Taïder http://m.tuttosassuolocalcio.com/primo-piano/un-forum-neroverde-283

Christ, I'd prefer Davey Moyeshh to Louis Van Gaal! He had a worse team, less money to spend and a more difficult start but managed more points. So yes, Koeman looks like a great appointment so far, unlike Van Gaal...