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Walter De Gregorio (FIFA Communications Chief) has been fired for telling this joke on Swiss TV: Q: "The FIFA President, General Secretary and Communications Director are all in a car, who's driving?" A: "The Police"

Midfield dynamo, isn't he?

@andybrassell: Sporting right-back Cédric set for Southampton, rather than Stoke (hey, it's all red and white stripes, right?), says @ojogo. €5m fee. Bye bye Clyne, then... Original article from O Jogo:

If Morgan goes a midfield 3 of Wanyama, Song and Cabaye (to replace Davis) would have me changing my underpants...

Next season I would think we'll be above West Ham and maybe Everton too

Get Osvaldo and Gaston off the books and we could probably stretch to 70-80k a week surely? West Ham are paying that donkey Carroll £90k a week for 6 years (lol) so using that as a FFP yardstick for a similar sized club it must be doable...

For £8m he might be worth picking up along with Toby (fingers crossed). He's always looked tidy when I've seen him, albeit that's only at the past 2 World Cups...

Emirates are only paying £3m to sponsor it for 5 years, which doesn't really seem like a lot to me...

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Sigurdsson and Larsson bang in a few from set pieces

Okaka's goalscoring stats look pretty bloody dire (http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stefano_Okaka). Whilst I understand a striker is more than JUST goals (Shane Long), do we really need 2 low scoring strikers? My Italian friend thinks he's gash too, for what that's worth...

If English clubs do too poorly in Europe and the league coefficient drops, we would eventually lose the Europa place for the team finishing 7th and the CL place for the team finishing 4th - then we'd NEVER have a chance of getting CL and EL would be even rarer. Be careful what you wish for...

Wasn't meaning to cast aspersions over his character or skills, just saying that £15m is what shîte like Osvaldo and Balotelli cost so why not spend it on a Prem proven player? Hipster side note: I saw him play for my village team - Kintbury Rangers, when he was still a brickie...

Bad ones too - Ballotelli, Osvaldo et al

"The 25-year-old forward scored four goals and registered two assists this season, impressing heavily in his 34 appearances" A forward scoring 4 and assisting 2 is not heavily impressing me tbh...

I know, last time he came up on here MLT thought Dalian Wanda was a person...

Who the **** is Wang Jianlin? I think you mean Dalian Wanda, mate...

It would be entertaining to see a slower frontman than Graziano tbf...

Why can't people stop trying to buy our players....

Casillas would've struggled behind that Fulham back line tbf...

We must still be below all those who finished above is in the league plus probably Everton, West Ham (who everybody famous seems to support for some reason), Villa so I'm guessing we're 10th....

If Arsenal got Morgan they'd have a legitimate chance at the title IMO...

To be fair I highly doubt that ISIS could do a worse job than Blatter et al...

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Looking on the bright side it would mean a couple more Away days, I mean who here hasn't always wanted to visit Kazakhstan?