JxgrSaint

I salute you, Sir....

Nice to see my village team Kintbury Rangers getting a name check!

Maybe we can get him to tap up Mascherano and Messi?

Great article, "he is both a marvellous footballer and not a footballer at all." - I don't think I've ever read an analysis of a footballer that has been this 'nail on the head' before....

I agree, £100,000,000 a week is too much to be paying him...

For £12m I'd learn to drive and take him up there myself - would be a ludicrously good deal...

He used to be a brickie, now he's better than Rickie, Charlie Austin, Charlie Austin, La la la la

West Ham are apparently close to getting Lacazette in for £20m to go through in the Summer, according to their obnoxious child transfer spokesboy....

Newcastle have apparently bid £12m for Shelvey; Everton £21m for Yarmolenko - would've liked both here

Liverpool willing to listen to offers for Sturridge - give them back the Lovren money for him? If not injured HCDAJFU?

Bony unhappy over his role at City - HCDAJFU? http://ble.ac/1mIsX2J

Compared here to Jeremy Corbyn *shudder* and the Labour Party ? http://www.umaxit.com/index.php/columns/southampton-sell-sadio-mane-january-transfer-window

Jesus had a nice one from what I hear...

On the bright side we might actually spend some money now, preferably on a striker....

Presumably referring to Dalek - body being the dustbin, eye bit being the plunger on a stick...

El Shaarawy available for €14m from AC Milan - HCDAJFU?

How was he offered a scholarship to Harvard with BBBC at A-Level?!? That's insane, that shouldn't be enough to get you into anywhere in the Top 15 in England...

This was just so annoyingly predictable...

Pîss off

Collins has stopped us scoring about 4 by himself. Second goal would be really good, I reckon they'll come out swinging second half...

I'd go Big and go French - so either Remy, Batshuayi or Lacazette... P.s Yes, I know Batshuayi is Belgian but Belgium is basically just a really really really really shît version of France and he plays for Marseille so close enough

Santa is real! ??

Nil point pour moi....

How have Bournemouth got £16m to spend on Iturbe? Worth a shout for half that when they go down?

It's official: Dr Barry Gale is back at #SaintsFC*. It's time to #SnowYourStripes #saintsxmas A 6-1 win against Arsenal on Boxing Day would do nicely!