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Won the Russian league twice with Zenit (which I could probably manage to do tbf) and been naff in the CL. So to answer your question - sort of/debatedly been successful

Zlatan to United to be announced soon - €17m salary for a one year deal at 35 is pretty bloody good for a penultimate pay day - then go to China til you're 40

Man U are about to sign Eric Bailly (who?) for €40m per Guillem Balague If a complete unknown is worth €40m imagine what Koeman will be able to do with £100m at Everton....

Works well for Sevilla - go there for a couple of years then on to Barca, Real, Bayern, Milan etc.

If him leaving was the club's decision then I doubt they'd have sent Les out to say otherwise and end up looking like a right bloody twit...

In fairness I did turn down an offer of 1.5 x my current London salary based in Reading (so at least double when living expenses are taken into account) from a rival company as my prospects where I am are good enough that long term it won't matter and I really like the company I work for

@StuartJamesGNM , also retweeted by Phil McNulty

So Leicester might be losing Vardy to Arsenal and Kante to Chelsea (per Tancredi Palmeri on Twitter) - can't imagine Mahrez would hang around for a relegation fight if those two go....

Dear God no! Appoint the Wigan manager and you play like Wigan - as Everton have found out

I'd be happy with any of Pellegrini, Benitez, AVB (who's already announced he's leaving Zenit in the summer), de Boer, Gallardo, Cocu, Howe, Tuchel, Fournier or Marcelino

http://www.umaxit.com/index.php/columns/ronald-koeman-to-everton-good-but-hardly-irreplaceable-for-southampton

Barbados was discovered and named by the Portuguese tbf

6th post in the thread "Petition to rename the thread "West Ham's numerous, protracted attempts at being billy big böllocks now they've been given a free stadium""

New TV deal I guess - English clubs are going to be squeezed on the continent

Mourinho for attracting/keeping players would be a massive step up - also he hardly had unlimited resources with Porto and did a passable job!

Per transfermarkt Zaza (24) in Serie A: 5 goals in 664 mins (132.8 mins per goal) Pelle (30) in Prem: 11 goals in 2,171 mins (197.4 mins per goal) Lots of sub appearances for Zaza skewed the stats - 9 appearances were 15 mins or less

We're Southampton, unless they've only got a year left we sell players for significantly more than they're worth

According to GdS that €25m is made up of Pelle & €10m

We got Scousehampton to pony up £20m for Lovren and £25m for Nivea boy - we really should be able to get at least £40m from them for someone who is ACTUALLY GOOD...

I can't imagine he'd be a big enough name for United under Mourinho

I wasn't intentionally being snarky or inferring anything - just joking Ps I'm an accountant so I have no problem with people getting the most out of their money!

Linked with Stoke for £11m - one year left on his contract

If we were to get a Belgian with an Afro - I'd go with Witsel. Lower wages, affordable transfer fee and better eyebrows

Osvaldo and Gaston the obvious 2

6 - Southampton picked up more red cards than any other team in the 2015-16 Premier League. Sinners.