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Putting a tenner on Swansea to be relegated now

New PL numbers and typography - absolutely vile...

Probably new posters on the outside (#RaiseTheBar) and the previously announced PA improvements

Where has all this money come from? Absolute waste, he's on £120k a week as well so doubt he'll be taking a pay cut... #ambition lol

VvD, Tadic and Maya got back today so only the Portuguese and English lads left I think?

As a Southampton fan, it is natural to assume that someone "bigger" will come in and pay more money - usually Liverpool. Thought it was fairly certain Kante is going to Chelsea, no?

Musa to Leicester- £16.6m. Mahrez replacement?

€15m apparently

Tadic and Mané cost more than Redmond...

Thanks. What were yesterday's lottery numbers?

If it worked for the Leave camp, why not Saints? Shoot for the moon and make wild promises then get someone else to make a plan...

L'Equipe say #saintsfc in talks to sign Adam Nagy (pronounced Nodge). Starred for #hun at #EURO2016 Nagy is a really interesting player. I really like him. Dynamic CM, tackles A LOT, has elastic quality to dribbles/movements. #saintsfc

How do all of these 15 and 16 year olds not know how to tie a tie?!? Christ, I can only imagine what their attempts at bow tie would look like...

Bra confirmed: Make mine a 32A

Worked for Zaha

Wonder how many he'll be wearing? Redmond rocking the Apple Watch and Rolex Datejust for his...

AOK or AOC??

Year left on his contract though...

From Jeremy Wilson on Twitter: "In terms of Koeman, idea he left because of contract situation not v convincing - money/frictions over promoting younger players more likely" "Southampton preferred that he extended but would have let him see out last year. Offer was 3yrs at £4.5m with a get-out clause next summer"

I think I've discovered Bats' alter-ego...

Especially if it rains, can already see the headlines: 'The Wall-E With The Brolly'

Edit: Was thinking of someone completely different

Think there's no way he'd come here, even less of a chance of him going to Everton sans-Europe