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Jesé Rodriguez from PSG? Available for c.£20m - guess wages might be an issue but apparently he fancies the Prem...

In much the same way they were after Lacazette? I can tell my friends that I'm going to go on a date with Emma Watson - doesn't really work unless she agrees does it?

In fairness this is because he recognises that it's not his strong suit so mainly plays short, safe passes without getting massively adventurous

They've got officials in Milan for M'baye Niang at £16m I read earlier

Think she's occupied with Schweinsteiger at the moment...

Gabbiadini has the second best goals per minute rateio in Serie A for the last 2 years (behind Higuain). JRod has barely played in 2 years and we could probably get about what we're paying for Gabbiadini for him so it makes sense in that respect

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Yeah, it's not like Fonte had anyone good partnering him at centre back. Just 2 time Champions League winner, Real Madrid starter Pepe - wouldn't get anywhere near our team... ?

Beyonce's top of my January wish list, probably about the same chance of happening...

According to the Expected goals/90 mins stat - which is the best way of objectively measuring young strikers he's really not THAT good: 2015/16 - 0.29 2016/17 - 0.34 He's just got a ludicrous conversion rate for chances, something which won't hold up forever. For reference on the Xg/90 stat, Lukaku was breaking 0.5/90 and Iheanacho was 0.73 last season and 0.53 this season.

Anybody know any pubs in London that are showing the game? Internet in my flat is on the fritz...

He's he's Blackburn's top scorer with 6 this season which is pretty bloody impressive considering it's his first "real" season starting regularly in a league that actually matters

I dunno, I'm pretty sure Cuco meant to absolutely **** it in the general direction if the goal...

Was Cuco's goal against Arsenal his first? If so, then I vote for that

That would be the Milan who've played their reserves against the worst 2 teams in the group and lost both times. Thus rendering it very unlikely they'll progress unless they play their best team which they obviously have no intention of doing?

Is he more Vic or Morgan?

What's Thierry Henry up to?

Same formation and strike force at the weekend, please!

We genuinely could finish top of the group! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Just out of curiosity, can anyone remember the last time that Yoshida didn't drop an absolute clanger in a game?

Football has jumped the shark

1.City 2.Utd 3.Chelsea 4.Arsenal 5.Spurs 6.Leicester 7.Liverpool 8.Stoke 9.West Ham 10.Southampton 11.Crystal Palace 12.Middlesbrough 13.Everton 14.Watford 15.Bournemouth 16.Swansea 17.West Brom 18.Sunderland 19.Burnley 20.Hull

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Boca Juniors; I really enjoyed seeing a couple of games at the Bombanera and Buenos Aires is my second favourite city in the world after London