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Yeah, not like our owner - the one who lives in Switzerland and pays all of that 1% tax rate!

How do Stoke convince Bojan, Shaqiri, Imbula, Muniesa etc. to join them in the first place? Can't imagine their wage bill is THAT much higher than ours...

Interesting that we had the 9th highest wage bill last year.Presumably with the new deals for Fraser, Virgil and JWP plus a potential new contract for Koeman (does that count for our wage bill?) we've moved up a bit since...

Here's a video of it in action: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mtNt7L1dn3Y

Much obliged, Mr.9

Where do you get all this coefficient info from? I'd be interested to see roughly what the Group Stage pot coefficient boundaries were last year and see who we could get this year

Should think we're paying Auston a fair whack considering he was almost a free agent

Chelsea finished tenth....

An easy one made up of teams in countries I'd like a long weekend in

Why not both? If nothing else it'll save me some time on FM 2017....

Ostlund the Saints sleeper agent?

Tbf Vic could play for Accrington Stanley and still Captain the Kenyan team - hell, if I was Kenyan I'd probably have a shot...

Martial, Mata, De Gea, Rashford, Valencia (at right back), maybe Carrick too

Thanks for sharing! Sounds promising - come on Man United then

Virgin Media is very heavily promoted on my Twitter feed today - coincidence? Yes, yes it is. Or is it?

Davy Klaasen rumoured to be going to Napoli for €13m - CHDAJFU?

Unless he's taking a leaf out of Sir Humphrey from Yes Prime Minister's book - "the less one intends to do about something, the more one has to talk about it"

http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/pictures-new-middlesbrough-fc-kit-11358199

Manolo Gabbiadini at Napoli? He's done quite well there and is apparently available for £19m - only 24 too...

"Yeah well let's see who does better in Europe next year. Oh wait..."

Mods, can we please have IP address bans so that the same cocks don't keep popping back with a new username after getting banned?

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Petition to rename the thread "West Ham's numerous, protracted attempts at being billy big böllocks now they've been given a free stadium"

Yeah but if you put a 3 year old behind the wheel of a Ferrari, it's not going to end well, is it?

Mitrovic is a complete and utter cock - he'd never pass the personality requirements from the black box....