Goatboy

In a sea of mediocrity, Mike Dean is a shining beacon of absolute sh*te.

After watching him in the flesh yesterday, I am horrified that Smalling could well be in the squad. Utter dross.

Agree

I reckon Bearsy should be given a 'Get out of Ban Free Card' for his contributions to this forum. It would be a travesty if he were to be perma banned the next time he takes the p*ss out of a celebrity death.

A good idea and one that I hope is adopted next season. I don't want to listen to Olly f***ing Murs at the best of times and certainly not in a football stadium.

The United fans were f***tards. Spent the whole game (apart from when they were losing when they were deathly quiet) singing songs about Steven Gerrard and how s**t Liverpool are. Then did a conga. Do you think that they were trying to deflect attention from their disapponting season or the success of their noisy neighbours?

Bit of a head this morning but this has cheered me right up.

God wants him at Saints?

You still have a house there and yet you're making cheesecakes for extra cash?? Put the rent up maybe?!?

I'd move to Shirley if they all looked like that.

The only man I know who had legs 18 inches long and yet his trousers were always too short.

I'd suggest he's at the wrong club.

Vibrators

Liebherr could have sponsored us but they didn't. The reasons are unknown. Has Katharina put money in over the last 4 years? What do you think Barry? How much have you put in?

What a smashing lad.

Boro

So football, like life, isn't fair. So there is no point in trying to be the best because you will never achieve it. What's the option Barry? In football? Dalek's yo yo strategy? Portsmouth's suicidal gamble? And in life? Chain yourself to the railings? Accept your 3 stars at maccy d's? Swallow bleach? Be realistic by all means. We may not get everything we strive for for whatever reason. But to not try? To settle for average? I'd rather be deluded. Soz. Finished now.

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"...how can a club like ours legitimately rise to the highest parts of the League? They cant and they have no chance, there is simple no point in trying as what is happening now will happen again and again.." What's the point Barry?

What's the point in moving on Barry? You'll still be no better than average. What's the point in trying?

Nonsensical ramblings.

No point in trying? Jesus wept.