Saint_Abroad

His wish? Well congrats to liverpoop, you got a player that will show up for the first 45 but walk around for another 15 in the second half before being taken off.

If you can stand next to that Belgian Bush on his head and not slam your fist through his cerebral cortex, you're strong.

It is an advert. Horse hair care products have spiked in Hampshire and I heard from a marketing guy that they're now diverting shipments to the Merseyside area.

Heard Adz was making last minute demands on LFC. The man has needs...

Before we sign him we really need to identify which side his hair will be tossed. Any a**hole can shoot and defend but only those lucky enough to have luscious locks can play football and look fab doing it.

I love Rockin Ronnie's optimism. He probably spent the better part of the morning setting up family pictures around the desk, finding the supply closest (get 2 things of yellow stickies, they run out fast), which toilet offers the most privacy for his "long phone calls", using Yelp and Google reviews to find the best lunch spots. Think Ralph took him out for lunch on the first day?

I hope RoKo changes the tactics a lot, relatively speaking. Possession for 70% of the game with no goals and taking 4+ touches in the box was frustrating to watch.

With 600k+ followers he's probably inundated with dic pics and other useless tweets. I doubt he reads them. He does, however, need to learn not to use spaces in hashtags.

A man holding on to the last grasps of his 20's wearing an 18 year olds football shirt, I'd think not.

Because I have two Shaw kits, one from each of the past two seasons. Do you have any idea how silly I'll look with either of those on now?

And it sank so be wary Morgan and others wishing to leave!

Those guys were all brainwashed by Poch. Seriously, grow the F**K up.

Is he a cool dude?

You can't enforce promises in court.

(In reference to your video. You can only post 1 video in a message) No, watch the hysteria! [video=youtube_share;PErUiAyVoGc]

They still let him in the building?

Once he starts doing dump passes to someone (always seemed to be Rickie) surrounded by 3 defenders, expecting a pass back, he'll be watching Champions League football, not participating.

Then get ready for an awesome Christmas gift because Gran just got 65m ducats to play LB.

So we have £65M to play with?! I hope the Saints got cash in hand.

What bothers me about Cork is he only knows how to pass backwards. Poch loved possession football so Cork would pass back and forth in the Saints half, passing to Fonte or Lovren most often and would never press forward. I'm hoping Koeman places an emphasis on goal scoring through quick plays and through passes. Maybe it was just how he fit in Poch's system but I hope he can do more with Koeman.

Hepatitis among other things

So is he a werewolf, vampire, zombie or man eating mole person (looks most like)?

Ooo man

Point taken, carry on.

What's the obsession with Peroni? When I was in London last month everyone was drinking Peroni. I like it but never realized it was so popular.