Saint Billy

Skiddies surely not smoothies?

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Game shows on TV ie Pointless. The word "Amazing". The puerile news subjects on local TV. Songs of Praise. Low life's that spit on pavements etc.

I'm sure most of us have produced a libation fueled post once or twice.

You are hardly Lee Evans yourself.

Waking up after a general anaesthetic.

I thought Shimizu S-Pulse was a sex toy.

Esther McVey gets my vote for some reason.

No I don't, he is the most annoying cretin on the airwaves and TV.

Please please please, sarcasm right?.

Clean sheets on the bed.

Is this just rumour or is he likely to play a part again?.

This, exactly my sentiments reference Lighthouse post.

Communication is pretty non existent atm. I can't let it go on forever as it is my daughter after all but I can't see me ever wanting to meet the idiot.

My daughter has moved in with a skate, I’ve not met him yet but he has already got my back up by getting my daughter to dress up in pompey colours and sending me the pic, to make matters worse in said picture he is giving me the finger. I’m not sure who I am more angry with atm.

Agree with this, I tend to only watch sport or documentaries and that is if your lucky enough to find a documentary that is not a repeat.

Over reaction to a goal by the pundits on Gillette Soccer Saturday, sorry Le God. Jamie Carragher, gobby tosser. Smart motorways. Theresa May dancing. Dogs that drool. Jim White, the most aggravating man on the planet.

Please god no, Jordan Ayew.

Cyclists who are so intent on getting a better time on their route tracker app that they disregard everything and everyone else on the road. The three cyclists, one of which was a 50 year old doctor who were doing the above, who threw a punch at my wife and damaged my car because she stopped at a junction and held them up. Who then bravely legged it when the police were called. So dumb were they that they forgot that they could be tracked on their own app, idiots.

Itchy clothing labels on the back of the kneck and itchy labels on the back of pants, shorts etc. Watching Game of Thrones for years for it to have such a ****e ending. Badly behaved kids in supermarkets/anywhere. Jobsworths. TV soaps The One Show Woman football pundits and commentators.

Thanks Delmary. Nothing much regarding saints but I suppose something is better than nothing.

Agree with that.

Would look better with stripes.

You are missing my point. Yes, we are known for the red and white stripes, so that kit shown by Trousers is hardly a concept kit.

Hardly a concept though, just a rehash of what we've seen for decades.