Lads, why are we wasting time posting on here. Let's follow Mr Cala's example and buy a football club in another country. Bestest fans ( who dont travel away) a pre requisite.
No money required, just make an offer in a country where nobody has heard of you but is too polite to turn down your offer without due diligence; the local paper is run by the local rivals fans and someone else owns the stadium, surrounding land etc.
Hold on a minute, we could have a go nearer to home.