Guided Missile

Behave....

I think your 12 year old may be able to tell you the difference between Centigrade and Fahrenheit. Try again dopey...

Pop Science?: Contributors: John C. Fyfe1 Gerald A. Meehl2 Matthew H. England3 Michael E. Mann4 Benjamin D. Santer5 Gregory M. Flato1 Ed Hawkins6 Nathan P. Gillett1 Shang-Ping Xie7 Yu Kosaka8 and Neil C. Swart1 1: Canadian Centre for Climate Modelling and Analysis, Environment and Climate Change Canada, University of Victoria, Victoria, British Columbia, V8W 2Y2, Canada. 2: National Center for Atmospheric Research, Boulder, Colorado 80307, USA. 3ARC Centre of Excellence for Climate System Science, University of New South Wales, New South Wales 2052, Australia. 4: Department of Meteorology and Earth and Environmental Systems Institute, Pennsylvania State University, University Park, Pennsylvania, USA. 5 : Program for Climate Model Diagnosis and Intercomparison (PCMDI), Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory, Livermore, California 94550, USA. 6: National Centre for Atmospheric Science, Department of Meteorology, University of Reading, Reading RG6 6BB, UK. 7: Scripps Institution of Oceanography, University of California San Diego, 9500 Gilman Drive, MC 0206, La Jolla, California 92093, USA. 8: Research Center for Advanced Science and Technology, University of Tokyo, 4-6-1 Komaba, Meguro-ku, Tokyo 153-8904, Japan

The global variation is plus 0.2C to minus 0.2C per decade since 1900. You really have sh! t for brains, don't you?

Thanks for explaining such a complex set of results. All I could see, when I glanced at the graphs, was that the climate has "changed" at a rate of between +0.2 to -0.2 C per decade since 1900. I bet you reply to all those Nigerian emails looking for a home for their money.

Contrary to the views of that well known scientist, Leonardo De Caprio, it has been confirmed by the authors of a peer reviewed paper in a major scientific journal (Nature) that there has been a 15 year hiatus in global warming between 2000-2015. Those who are open minded should read this and worry about feeding the world's growing population, instead of climate change.

Southampton manager Ronald Koeman is out speaking to the media, previewing Tuesday's game away to Arsenal. But there's no escape from the rumour mill... On any potential transfer deadline day deals Koeman says: "We did our job with Charlie Austin and I think if you have to do your business today then you are nervous or you don't know what you have to do. "We might let Jack Stephens or Harrison Reed out to play on loan maybe, that will happen today, but not any other big business."

Any excuse:

You're right, I'm wrong. Sorry...

You're not the sharpest tool in the workshop, are you, Jonny?

Exactly....

I thought Bill Cosby deserved a look in. Playing a decent human being must have been a real stretch.

I have also decided to introduce the MOGO awards. My first nomination is Ed Sheeran, with a lifetime achievement award for Mick Hucknall...

I have decided to complain about the MOBO awards. Not a single white person has ever been nominated.

He looted most of his successful material from Marc Bolan of T Rex. Bolan died at the age of 30 and was everything to me that Bowie wasn't. Later he stole most of Kraftwerk's creative genius, going so far as moving to Berlin. Some more observant of you may notice a resemblance of the "Thin White Duke" to the legend that is Ralf Hütter of Kraftwerk, below:

I first heard David Bowie when I was a kid and unfortunately, despite my brothers both being big fans, I could not forget the first song of his I heard. It is the first thing I think of, every time people claim he was a genius. He wasn't. It is without doubt the worst record ever released and should be required listening for anyone that needs some balance to the gushing reviews of his body of work. Feel free to listen here.

Another heavy smoker dies too young. He could write ditties but couldn't manage to read health warnings. Shame for his family and others who needed him to live a long life.

This mornings Sunday Times:

Southampton is the best city in the world to live in and also has the best football team in the world. Anyone who disagrees with this is a skate....

Still a planet, but of the dwarf variety....

Cue Osvaldo and the beginning of the end for Cortese...

Yeah....

This old poll sums up what the bunch of sheep on this site really thought when Cortese threatened to resign, before he was pushed. As I posted at the time:

I was at Anfield when we beat them 1:0 and were applauded off the pitch, a couple of seasons ago, so that's complete b0ll0x...

I'm off to the pub...