Guided Missile

I'm guessing you watch your football on YouTube, not at St. Mary's. Morgan is the worst shooter I have ever seen in a Saints shirt, which his 15 goals in 7 seasons with Saints confirms.

I haven't gone through the whole thread, but I remember Morgan was on my table at a Players Presentation, before he made the first team. I thought, like Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, what a nice young guy he was. A class act in his politeness and modesty and I wish him well for the future. BUT....am I the only one that thinks he had one big talent and two major faults. His talent was reading a game like no one else I've seen and he demonstrated that by hitting the sweetest passes you could ever imagine. The two flaws were the regular wild tackles but by far the biggest was his total inability to hit the target when shooting. Couldn't score in Horton Heath, in my opinion... So, not as fussed as many on here. Rather have the money...

Great interview here... Total legend...

Yet another Pearson interview, here...

Any excuse...

I have the video ...

Clarkson is a major accident waiting to happen. In addition to not being able to keep his d!ck in his trousers when away from home, I happen to have a personal friend who works with him and arranges the supply of certain substances for him, as well. A real piece of self absorbed cr@p.

Get down there when you can. A sample

The set list was predictable and just what everyone wanted to sing along to. Restricted number of people but the singing was loud and enthusiastic! I did notice a number of the regulars had put on a pound or two since it closed and I wondered whether the tables would stand the weight! A few young students were a welcome addition and I have a feeling a whole new generation of fans will be born! Magic....

Who was there? Derek is a legend....

If you allowed every person living in the EU, one square meter of space, you could fit the entire population on the Isle of Wight. I just worked that out....

The net immigration "problem" will be very quickly solved if Labour get into power, as I and many people I know, who are able, will get the hell out of Dodge, as soon as possible....

I thought it may be worth looking at the Home Office figures from last September. No surprises that it was Chelsea fans on the Metro. When I last went to Stamford Bridge, in the home end, it was apparent they really do have the worst fans on earth. Booing Torres as he was subbed and chanting 'Fat Spanish waiter, he's just a fat Spanish waiter' and 'You're not welcome here, f*** off Benitez, you're not welcome here'. As far as I could see, they were mostly taxi drivers from Croydon and tourists, fresh from the club shop. Still, here is the league of shame, with Saints reassuringly low down: Newcastle United 127 Chelsea 91 West Ham United 67 Manchester United 61 Tottenham Hotspur 46 Manchester City 45 Liverpool 40 Sunderland 40 Arsenal 39 Crystal Palace 36 Hull City 34 Aston Villa 31 Everton 30 Burnley 29 Leicester City 28 Southampton 24 Stoke City 24 Swansea City 21 West Bromwich Albion 20 Queens Park Rangers 15

He traded that in for an accord...

Shelter is a charity that provides help and assistance to the homeless, not money to drug addicts...

Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me...

I put you on ignore immediately...

On second thoughts, fill in the form below and I'll let you know.

Send me a CV and the normal references and I'll get back to you. I usually hold auditions at the Pitcher and Piano on match days in March, where you have to catch the barman's attention within 60 seconds and remember the drinks my remaining 3 friends and I regularly have.

Keep your friends close and enemies closer, Bearsy...

We have other connections, as you well know, Ron...

Depends what type of friend they are, Bearsy. The ones that you are always buying a drink for, you simply stop. The needy ones you stop sympathising with. The self absorbed ones you ignore. The golfing buddies, you stop playing golf with. Very quickly, you trim it down to the half a dozen real friends that is more than most people have in a lifetime.

Tim, you mainly go to away games when they are close to you. We both know that, so leave it out and stop sobbing about the occasional beer you have on your own when you manage to get a ticket for home game.

Not me. Apart from drug-taking beggars, I have a dislike for many of the posters on this site and it doesn't take much for me to put them on ignore, (ask pap), let alone turn up at a pub and listen to stories about their sad lonely lives. As I have said, I am having a cull of a large number of the blood-sucking friends I've made over the years. Please let me know where the next event is taking place and I'll send some of them over.

Pretty obvious, really. Many, like me, have local friends we regularly go to games with. It's really the main benefit of a season ticket and to living in God's country. It's also good to have so many old mates, selected because they laugh at your jokes. I for one, get a real buzz out of that and it gives me a great sense of self-worth, one I just can't get from an emoticon:lol:.