sadoldgit

I don't have a problem with Kelvin standing in, but I am very worried in case HE gets injured!

What is a difference between greyhound racing and Gary Glitter? Gary gets there before the hair.

Sponge Bob Square Mouse?

I would be more than happy with 6th and delighted by 5th. If RK can get Pelle firing again anything is possible.

All players will leave eventually, the key is who you replace them with. Toby will stay or go but there is no point in soiling a perfectly good mattress until he leaves.

The Telegraph? Blimey.

Why did the pervert cross the road? He was still stuck up the chicken.

owl

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Not even mint source?

Clearly not!

Blimey Alps, have the happy pills finally kicked in?

Bacca

what?

What makes you so sure that the Brit royals will be gone in 100 years time Sarnia? There is absolutely no movement towards Republicanism at the moment worth talking about. The average Brit loves the Royal family, it would take a lot to shift them out.

Of course he does, but Mackenzie shouldn't be let off the hook.

Clearly it comes across in my writing style

To be fair United have been poor and Arsenal patchy. Liverpool and Spurs weren't great early on.

How do you know I have a big nose Bear?

Will always remember how happy Marcus looked, and how p*ssed off Cortese looked.

Not sure why he was banned but there are some on here who seem to constantly get away with abusive name calling. Maybe we could have some consistency?

Patti

catwoman

This reminds me of a great joke in the old comedy Just Good Friends written by the late, great John Sullivan. The parents of the main character Penny are shown in bed and have clearly just been having a bit of rumpy pumpy. Mr Warrender turns to his wife and asks expectantly, "Same old magic?" His wife responds disparagingly, "Same old wand!"