Pilchards

must be 6'11 now?

Since when was Portugal in the Caribbean?

Could be the new direction we are taking with the Kbilly comments. Forster, Townsend, Bertrand, JWP, Taggart, Jayrod (if fit and scoring) and Chambers. If we reached the champions league then I guarantee you that most of these players would play for England if they featured well for Saints.

If we want to get more players in our team that are associated with the England national team then I say take Chambers and Townsend. Just think in two years time we could have 50% of the starting World Cup team?

That video makes me laugh. Many 8 year olds do that, I was waiting for the over head kick in the top corner.

I think the biggest problem will be his free kicks around our area. He can whip in a funny swervy one which Hart will flap.

We got stung with Osvaldo and I can't see the club are going to make the same mistake again. Zlatan is at the end of his career and we will not get any sell back on him. Would not touch with a barge pole.

Did Forster get the most clean sheets record for us?

Perhaps it's a chance for the supporters to learn a new song too?

Expect Pelle's current barber to lose a customer out of this exchange too?

What do you reckon would be a good bet for next season? Shane Long leading British scorer? Saints most clean sheets? Saints winning the FA Cup? Okay that was a joke as we don't do cups.

Too many to mention.

What is the manager turnaround like at Sevilla? Is it the same one who enjoys the challenge or are they in the same situation where the managers are ****ed off and move on like ours?

Boro away is the best so far.

We will sign players who are interested in coming to the UK which are not good enough for the top 4 and the likes of who West Ham, Man Utd and Liverpool don't want. Wages talk and we run a good steady ship. With that Saints can get some good players in but it depends on how Koeman gets them playing to our system quickly.

Some of these so called want away players have been offered new contracts by the club, of course they are going to put the feeders out they want to leave, That's the best way to get better terms. You watch Pelle sign a new contract in the next week followed by a few of the others.

I expect they don't all want out, just will not sign long term contracts like the rest.

Opinions please. Do You think us qualifying will attract better players and how much do you reckon this extra income will bring the club now?

We all want to think we know someone who knows something about Southampton FC. This is your fun chance to pretend you do... Koeman signs a rollin 2 year contract but will leave if we don't make champions league next season. Mane 2 year extension. Our new sponsors are Betfair We will have thicker red stripes to the white for home and an all grey shirt for away. Finally Townsend said he will sign after Euro 2016 with Das Boot and a top Spanish holding midfielder.

Viagra? Keep us going up in the right direction.

Okay Ron, It's time to give Liverpool a ring and get a few of their players.

Lallana started to cry but Daddy gives him a nice cuddle.

Must of been a brilliant half time talk from Klopp.

L U S H

I know a team that has gone the other way? Pompey