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Hardly a stamp but Lamela knew what he was doing. At the end one tackle was pretty bad and I could not believe the official let play go on before another Chelsea player was mowed down 4 seconds later. Should easily of sent off both for dangerous tackles.

Indeed a great player, him and Townsend with a Pelle replacement would surely have us knocking on the door for champions league.

If nobody offers what we want then surely they won't be leaving. Simple as that!!!

My top 5 things we need to address for next season. (1) Sort out why we are **** for 10 matches before and after xmas. (2) Get Townsend in if the toons go down. We were after him before and he would sort out the problem with our left and right flank if Tadic is having a bad period. (3) Steven Davis needs to become a squad player which means we need a decent energetic midfielder like Ross Barkley. (4) Tie down Wanayama and Mane as they are so important for us. (5) Get Charlie Austin fit. This could easily see us challenging for a champions league place.

We never look like finishing 17th much to the disappointment of a dalek.

Press Officer to Jayrod 'I thought you said do you want to watch me ride a whore, I had no idea you meant a horse?'

29,729 I reckon. Is it too late for entry?

We have the most headed goals from any team in the premiership, 14 in total. Thats a different approach after we tried to walk it in last season.

It happens every year around the Xmas period, the club needs to work out why this is a problem?

Almost every team has a player in the bracket of 'When he plays well the team just click.' Hazard for Chelsea, Payet for the Hammers, Vardy for Leicester and Kane for Spurs to name a few. IMHO that player for us is Tadic, on top of his game we rip teams to pieces, when he is ****e the team struggle. Am I right?

Would be delighted with this season if we could stop choking on the cups. I miss those big, big games where you dream of progressing to Wembley.

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if no teams offer us what we want then they are going nowhere.

I do believe the atmosphere towards the end of the season gets better for some reason. Its a shame we are **** at cup games as a quarter final at St Mary's plus a good European run would have us buzzing.

Many players had to board flights for Internationals. Dont read too much into those that were in a rush to get away.

The current Manchester United manager would do it for me, chirpy, entertaining, sexy football and is someone I would be proud to have as the boss of Saints.

That is our very problem, Wiltshire, Rooney, Milner, Gibbs, Henderson and Hart will start. Predictable and boring just like every tournament.

Too tight as the girls have lost their tits.

Looking at the BBC gossip page which reports on paper links. All the top 6 teams are going to sign 30 players each. What a crock of ****!!!

How about this for a stat. If we carry on with our current form we should finish around the 7th, 8th mark. Cool or what?

Until we get Koeman tied up to another contract we are going to struggle to attract. Lets face it that so many players who have come to the club have mentioned Koeman as a manager they would love to train under. Sort that out with a little more ambition from Reed then why can't we finish in the top 6 with a decent cup run. Going forward get rid of Mane and Wanyama (if he wants to leave) and replace with proven European players plus a new centre back to rival Fonte.

Itchy little ***** for me as it was the first time football made me hurt, jammy bastard spilled his header and the bloody thing bounced right in the top corner. Spunky ****s!!! if I was old enough I would of been on the pitch giving them fans a kick in too

No one for Pelle or Mane then? If someone said they would not score again from October 2015 to the present day you would be shocked. Virgil and Long for me.

'I set up the deal and you get 5 grand in your back pocket.'