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Talking of coaches, who is the female we are starting to see in videos. Long blondish hair and always wears a coaching tracksuit.

Expect Das Boot to come in.

I honestly believe that Fonte would be more pleased getting added onto our legends banner than winning this Euro cup thingy. Lets make his dream come true.

What was the other stupid one? Someone said Fuller is better than Ronaldo or something.

Tough one this, was it the Portugal keeper?

What are the chances someone coming forward with a 20 million bid? I know he won't look to leave but would Reed force it?

Move that guy out with the large moustache and add Fonte to the right of Rickoe.

He is so right footed, Koeman would play him left side for sure.

There must be a player from Villa that Black would recommend surely?

Not bad, cast your line and bring three in

We should snap that Grieseman bloke up for 10m. Should do it as we have that French connection now.

We will be soon I reckon.

And why we got rid of Sammy Lee perhaps

We certainly stand out okay. If only the players could wear matching set of knickers on their heads to round it off perfectly.

Not a chance. Stupid agent has leaked it to get more interest and bigger wages.

Check out the video as one really did have a big gut.

Save yourself £50 and wear your missus bra. Sorted.

How do you market a new shirt? Get three new signings and reveal all in a press conference. None of this bull**** build up.

I know they have put an extra table in reception plus a couple of nice pot plants.

If we have 150/200m to spend then Koeman would of stayed. IMHO we have 30m plus 80% of the Wanyama and Mane sales.

Fancy Pelle telling the keeper he was going to dink it before dragging it wide. The worse penalty of the lot. We should sell him just for that.

Typical Saints, The Spanish manager becomes available as an option to us. Why did we rush the decision to appoint Puel?

Jayrod modeling our new kit?

If he is mustard then you sense he will be off at the end of the season because we can't keep anyone who is brilliant for the club.

Been a hiccup as he took a wrong turning and ended up at Fratton Park. Reed is currently at Eastleigh airport gate 4 trying to get him back.