Pilchards

Hoping today it would be MK Dons NIL

And Lambert and Fonte get injured the game before the playoffs? Shall we save them for next season and give up on the playoffs?

I have decided to come back after a 6 month break as I was getting fed up with the **** being posted on here. May I just add 'What the **** Alpine?' Maybe it's time to visit the forum in 6 months time as it's clear there are too many fruit cakes still on it! ;-)

Puncheon going forward is ****ibg pants but tracking back he was class. Well done that man. This too is my last post. thanxs everyone.

We have hit the post 11 times so far BUT we are only ranked 5th in this league as Plymouth have hit the post 16 times! The player who has hit the post the most for us is Barnard (3 times) We have received our own luck as the other team has hit ours 3 times. and finally..... Jason Puncheon has covered more blade of grass than any other player in this league however he has achieved the highest shot which cleared the bar by 55 yards in our home game against Rochdale. I got this off a great website called http://www.sadgeeks.com

Getting Chaplow is like getting Keegan in the old days. Lovely jubbly.

I do like the special touches we have added this season like the big poster on the new kit, plus the photoshop player profiles and I have just seen another one in that team photo ...Southampton Foundation for the future blah blah blah. It's just a shame the team is **** to go with it. ;-)

Its looks like a giant tube of toothpaste....!

That's it, I'm organising a march Like the Rupert one to get Cortese out. 'What do we want?' 'We want him out!' 'Who do we want?' 'Cortese,Adkins,Lambert and Fonte out!' Any ****s interested?

And I bet it will be a Chelsea player we get! haha I bet that was not thought of?

Was on my honeymoon about 14 years ago in Cancun when I tried in vain to pick up the world service station on my portable radio. In the complex I walked about a mile to find a good spot and BINGO......It was under the pool and to the side of the sea, by the minute the tide was coming in and at the final whistle the water had reached my knees. Had no idea if we won though.

We win one game and everyone goes and gets ****ed. RULE ONE...Don't go on the forum if your too ****ed to know where the keys are, reading what Dune had to say on the post match reaction was sad. PS I'm, off to get plissed too but you won't see me on here later. ;-)

3rd hand this. He was not happy during the last AP days so his agent puts the feeders out. Blackpool was interested and this made Fonte's head turn. I don't know if we refused it or not or even got an offer at all. However Mr Fonte is happier now that AP had left It was mentioned to me'. Third hand as I say so I would not bet it was 100% true as chinese whisper is a scary thing.

I told you this a month ago he handed in a transfer request BUT the matter has been solved and everything is okay now.

Why cant we have the info on our official website as people like me had a day off and would of liked to of watched it.

I've worked out that I've spent £230 and I've not seen a goal yet this season. Done 4 games with the kids plus two Saints shirts, shorts and food etc. What's the longest you have gone without seeing your team go without a goal? Does anyone still think of that time we went 21 games without a win, I recall it was Ruddock that broke the deadlock at the dell, strange but exciting days back then.

Back running? That can be dangerous sometimes as you never know what's behind you. This is true, I knew someone who could run backwards faster than I could run forward and you are talking 14 seconds for the 100m.

Stevo and Deppo that made me laugh!

I said to my son at the game around the 65th minute mark. I will buy you the away Saints shirt if the ball beats the first man. haha I was very safe as the ball hit the first defenders knee area. I still believe the best corner is to lob the ball 70 yards in tha air to land on the 6 yard box. I love scrambles :-)

superb and spot on. The subs is the way I see it and that's why this season AP did my head in. NA yesterday brought two on the 70 minute mark. Good man.

I totally agree but ****ing 'ell when he's bad he's well ****ing bad. Could not trap a spud sack today, he's needs a break from footy for a while.

It will be that red beach ball that scored for the mackems.

Did not have a great game as he is in the same boat as Puncheon. They both don't want the ball as they are scared to lose it. The groans they get when the team gets read out does not help either.

I thought Pulis shined today under the new manager. During the half time knock about I saw him do a lovely side pass to Bart when they was all in a circle.

We was better today, NA had one day's half training with the guys on Friday and it was miles better than the Wombles game. Hammond said it on the radio and I agree too when he said 'We have a whole weeks training session with the new manager and its going to be great, the players are smiling and enjoying it again. I know for a fact will will beat Sheff Weds as I could see a half spark today.