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I could understand it being your left arm but the right? wow thats some **** up mate.

Im telling the gods truth here, I had a eye op once and the guy was just about t stick a needle in my eye to numb it when I said it was the wrong one. He looked at the files again and said someone marked the wrong eye.

Heard he has to go back again next week as they opened up the wrong knee..... Just our bad luck being a Saints fan at the moment. :-(

Please tell us when so everyone can stay clear.

I'm going with my two kids but I fear the team will let me down. It's so important to pick the right team as that will be the differences in winning or drawing. Kelv Butter....Jose...Martin....Harding ...............Me Gooliie.... Pucheon......Morgan.....Deano....Dickson.... ................Porky up front :-)

He's the only bloke that would get us publicity again for the right reason. Yeah lets dream on hey?

I would sing 'There's only one Martin O'Neil from my staplewood tree if it happened.

IF Martin O'Neil was the new Saints manager... I would............

Things to say to Mr Cortese when he is interviewing you for the Saints job. (1) This club is too good for this **** league. (2) Get some more players from your Italian contacts as I will play them. (3) I have three good premiership players that will follow me here. (4) I will make sure Pulis never makes the sub bench again. (5) I'm camera shy too. (6) I won the Champions league on FM2009. (7) I left Villa as they never had the same ambitions as me. Things not to say to Mr Cortese when he is interviewing you for the Saints job. (1) Is that your lovely daughter in that photo? (2) Italy we're **** in the last world cup. (3) I heard this club is minted? (4) Who was Pardew ****ging then? (IF) (5) Can I put my train picture up? (6) Sorry i'm late, I could not find Southampton on the map. (7) I will make this club bigger than Pompey one day. (8 ) I believe playing 4-5-1 is the way to go and to use my subs in the last ten minutes. (9) What the **** you done to the shirts?

I must admit the first training session I went too he had the back four doing press ups and he continued to shout at the players. The last training session I went too was a few days before the season started and he was in Hardings face shouting ****ing this and ****ing that. OTT I was thinking at the time but then I thought it was a sign of a manager getting the best out of his players in the end.

Heard he never put the toilet seat up in Cortese's office. tutt tutt.

But when 100 premiership players don't make the 25 man squads Saints will still have a good budget to bring some in if Cortese has indeed gone for a good manager. Think about it. Good stadium. Rich club. Fantastic league one players. Money to spend. Good manager. Yeah as a player I would join Saints as they could pay half my wages.

Ninja Turtle? At least we might get decent pizza in the concorse

We played West Ham and GS was in the stands. Sunday, Whoever was in charge got sacked and Tuesday Strachan's first game was a 3-3 bs Ipswich. That's my memory!!

You only need to put a fiver on MLT and you will see his odds down to 20-1. Bookies know Jack Schitt. IMHO it's Zola to come in on Friday but a couple of signings done on his behalf already.

Hart to coach the youth setup............Thats about it as we are bringing in a setup to get us back to the Premiership. Reel your necks back in Saints fans as Cortese is not that stupid. MoN and Hart, would you be happy then, I bloody would.

Clever people out there. Spread the Shearer coming in gossip and then watch the Zola odds go out. Might get 10/1 on Zola soon which would make a nice few bucks for some.

Is it online that does it?

Can someone tell me which bookies will let me bet on the next saints manager please as I want to go there asap as I find out from a trip.

You need someone to take the training as you cant sacked everyone. Wilkins will be sacked when a new manager comes in.

(1) Have a plan B if plan A is not working. (2) Understand how to breakdown teams who camp the team bus in the penalty area. (3) Get the best out of the team as it fields 7 players that would walk into any championship team. (4) Have ambitions to take us straight to the Premiership just like the chairman has as he has drawn plans for a cracking future for SFC.

This is the 'new threads day' to make my point.

Saw that on the huddersfiled forum, I don't buy it either. AP was sacked because the results before the Rovers game are not good enough. If it continued at home to Rochdale and the MK Dons then its another two games wasted. There is plenty of time for a new manager to come in and work with the best players in this league, we just need tweaking.

The bookies never get it right so I throw my hat towards a proven premiership manager that will attract 3 good players that don't make the 25 man squads while the other player will be one signed already as he's had a medical. My bookies bet is O'Neill with Vassell the player? But my gut feeling is it's Zola.

You get a good manager and the premiership players that can't get in the 25 squads will want to join a good setup. Imagine what Martin O'neil could bring us? Btw I have been to the last 6 new managers training session and Tuesday I'm off! hehe.