Pilchards

here we go. man in tie smartly dressed walking in with bald man suited up

Connelly 20 yard volley top corner! yeehah

Poor keepers, play continues until it's a goal. They are so charged up the attackers.

touch, touch... spray it down the line and cross. 4 charging in and boom (over) haha Oxy skies!

Question for you. What does a manager do if the coach does all the training moves? Who needs them :-)

Yeah but I'm not going to let security see what angle I'm at!

AP teaching them the art of spinning the ball while shooting.... MATTY!! where are you?

Remember that Niemi and Viera triple save at at marys? I've just seen Bart do it four times :-)

All the defenders are somewhere else practicing I presume.

Two camera crews are here so they won't show a new player me thinks

Wilkins doing all the talking and coaching as we do one two's and bang

All training except Lallana who is in and out if the weights room

Barnard - **** hot, top corner everytime beating the bart

It's one touch off the striker and bang - Goal :-)

Sorry my fault, they have dove the running on the other pitch and now we have a full blown tactics session in front of me.

Lovely green pitch which is currently being watered the players are slowly starting to get ready for the 11 o clock training session. Any chance anyone could give us a squad number list so I can check off those in front of me. Maybe we might have our new midfielder out there today, although I would not have a clue without your help. Btw I won't be revealing any tactic moves as it won't be fair to AP.

Perhaps we are after a Watford player but they want a replacement first. If you as a manager got a good bid for a star player, would you try get two guys in first to cover it quickly and cheaper!

If I would of read this before posting, then I would not of done what I did. I tried to change it to a music thread but it was locked before I could. Anyway moving on from this now. Hey Stu, you fancy coming for a beer? ;-)

Which song gives you the best Saints memories? I will go with You're unbelievable - as I think of th great goals he has scored for the club. Also I remember listening to 'Here comes the rain again - Eurthymics, I remember at the time I was on the coach to Sheffield and al you could see was a trail of 54 Saints coaches. My first proudest away moment at the time. Pompey Scum song, great lyrics to a fine tune. Whats the worst song you hate listening too? That Amarillo one that skates sung at us -arghhhhhhh.........

If you had a choice of any Saints fans for an evening of a few beers to talk about Saints prospects for this season who you you bring to the table, and those that you would avoid? Myself would enjoy: Herbie Taylor (from Saintlist, a great guy with so many stories to tell) Ponty (Direct and comes across as a funny guy) Alpine (seriously it would be interesting as I think he is a pest on here for a laugh) Daren W (Met him a few times and I love his passion for the club) Colinb (Always like talking to him as he has that Saints passion too) Avoid Dalek2003 (I could not stand talking about Hoddle all the time) Romsey Stu or now called Benson (Attention seeker who loves his own voice and nobody elses) Nick Illingworth (I would rather watch the MK Dons)

Haha I like the bit when Claridge said to Rickie 'You visited Portsmouth last week, what was the best thing Rickie?' Lambert 'The out of city sign!' Okay I made it up but so does 50% of the people in this forum.

Blimey whatever next, Cortese never held the door for me as I walked behind him?

As someone on this forum would say 'Hope they was fit enough to do that as it could result in an injury.'

What's that got to do with football? might as well sing 'three blind mice.'

I wish I was in the loop with you Stu, what fun it is to hear of all the bad goings ons in the club, Is there a good things loop I could get into instead?