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All training except Lallana who is in and out if the weights room

Barnard - **** hot, top corner everytime beating the bart

It's one touch off the striker and bang - Goal :-)

Sorry my fault, they have dove the running on the other pitch and now we have a full blown tactics session in front of me.

Lovely green pitch which is currently being watered the players are slowly starting to get ready for the 11 o clock training session. Any chance anyone could give us a squad number list so I can check off those in front of me. Maybe we might have our new midfielder out there today, although I would not have a clue without your help. Btw I won't be revealing any tactic moves as it won't be fair to AP.

Perhaps we are after a Watford player but they want a replacement first. If you as a manager got a good bid for a star player, would you try get two guys in first to cover it quickly and cheaper!

If I would of read this before posting, then I would not of done what I did. I tried to change it to a music thread but it was locked before I could. Anyway moving on from this now. Hey Stu, you fancy coming for a beer? ;-)

Which song gives you the best Saints memories? I will go with You're unbelievable - as I think of th great goals he has scored for the club. Also I remember listening to 'Here comes the rain again - Eurthymics, I remember at the time I was on the coach to Sheffield and al you could see was a trail of 54 Saints coaches. My first proudest away moment at the time. Pompey Scum song, great lyrics to a fine tune. Whats the worst song you hate listening too? That Amarillo one that skates sung at us -arghhhhhhh.........

If you had a choice of any Saints fans for an evening of a few beers to talk about Saints prospects for this season who you you bring to the table, and those that you would avoid? Myself would enjoy: Herbie Taylor (from Saintlist, a great guy with so many stories to tell) Ponty (Direct and comes across as a funny guy) Alpine (seriously it would be interesting as I think he is a pest on here for a laugh) Daren W (Met him a few times and I love his passion for the club) Colinb (Always like talking to him as he has that Saints passion too) Avoid Dalek2003 (I could not stand talking about Hoddle all the time) Romsey Stu or now called Benson (Attention seeker who loves his own voice and nobody elses) Nick Illingworth (I would rather watch the MK Dons)

Haha I like the bit when Claridge said to Rickie 'You visited Portsmouth last week, what was the best thing Rickie?' Lambert 'The out of city sign!' Okay I made it up but so does 50% of the people in this forum.

Blimey whatever next, Cortese never held the door for me as I walked behind him?

As someone on this forum would say 'Hope they was fit enough to do that as it could result in an injury.'

What's that got to do with football? might as well sing 'three blind mice.'

I wish I was in the loop with you Stu, what fun it is to hear of all the bad goings ons in the club, Is there a good things loop I could get into instead?

Garvan having a medical at Palace according to the mail http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1299448/Crystal-Palace-set-complete-225k-signing-Ipswich-midfielder-Owen-Garvan.html £225?!?! For a club that is skint must mean someone is offering them money for a player? Danns maybe?

Oh jeez that makes my skin crawl, I hate this manager and chairmen love in stuff as I love to make up gossip to stir it up a bit.

Remember the days when we had some real clowns fighting for the control of the club because they thought it could be done better. I hate those days and I'm so glad we have a real professional running the club now. What's even more funny is this professional is laughing at them because he is showing how it's really done. Maybe that's why we have the clowns brigade spreading the rumours to give him alittle hiccup on the way to getting the club back to the Premiership where it was before the boardroom battle began.

hee hee

Last game of the season we had vicious rumours going around the stadium/echo and radio, first game back it all starts again. Why do these people that love to cause trouble shut up for once and move on. We had a great statement from Cortese in the season break which backed AP all the way and dismissed the stupid stuff being said. Maybe its time to remind those who love a rumour to shut up and support the club.

It's utter tosh alright! I'm getting bored of some Saints fans who are so happy to drag this great club down.

We don't need this ****e before the start of the season, the most important person for this club is the manager and if he reads this or knows about it then what's the point in busting a gut for the club.

What worries me is AP wants xyz because abc who is available now is not quite what he wants. OMG xyz is now available for us to buy! damn so and so want him and he wants to go there too. Okay let's get abc instead. Oops abc has gone to another so and so team. Plan B, let's get a loanee from the premiership. Oh dear he don't want to come to div 1 so what must I do now? I'm going wait and hope another abc or xyz situation comes along. Mr Pardew is thinking to myself now, I'm spoilt for choice having this money. PS don't call me nuts as I know already ;-)

Is the answer - Carrots?

Don't knock it because the Hernedaz guy did that this week! Anyway, The club have done nothing to attract me to the game today so I shall not be there!