Pilchards

it's defence vs attacks. full scale riot here we come.

Listen up Pardew is talking! He's telling them what he wants and he's sorting out the teams for bibs bs no bibs....

The defenders are here! Full scale match coming up :-)

Who's 11?

The bald guy has a folder with him. Young smart dressed kid I say but I've no idea who. He took a photo with his camera phone haha

About 20 years old black hair, he's watching for three minutes and then into the food area which is the tactics/video room

here we go. man in tie smartly dressed walking in with bald man suited up

Connelly 20 yard volley top corner! yeehah

Poor keepers, play continues until it's a goal. They are so charged up the attackers.

touch, touch... spray it down the line and cross. 4 charging in and boom (over) haha Oxy skies!

Question for you. What does a manager do if the coach does all the training moves? Who needs them :-)

Yeah but I'm not going to let security see what angle I'm at!

AP teaching them the art of spinning the ball while shooting.... MATTY!! where are you?

Remember that Niemi and Viera triple save at at marys? I've just seen Bart do it four times :-)

All the defenders are somewhere else practicing I presume.

Two camera crews are here so they won't show a new player me thinks

Wilkins doing all the talking and coaching as we do one two's and bang

All training except Lallana who is in and out if the weights room

Barnard - **** hot, top corner everytime beating the bart

It's one touch off the striker and bang - Goal :-)

Sorry my fault, they have dove the running on the other pitch and now we have a full blown tactics session in front of me.

Lovely green pitch which is currently being watered the players are slowly starting to get ready for the 11 o clock training session. Any chance anyone could give us a squad number list so I can check off those in front of me. Maybe we might have our new midfielder out there today, although I would not have a clue without your help. Btw I won't be revealing any tactic moves as it won't be fair to AP.

Perhaps we are after a Watford player but they want a replacement first. If you as a manager got a good bid for a star player, would you try get two guys in first to cover it quickly and cheaper!

If I would of read this before posting, then I would not of done what I did. I tried to change it to a music thread but it was locked before I could. Anyway moving on from this now. Hey Stu, you fancy coming for a beer? ;-)

Which song gives you the best Saints memories? I will go with You're unbelievable - as I think of th great goals he has scored for the club. Also I remember listening to 'Here comes the rain again - Eurthymics, I remember at the time I was on the coach to Sheffield and al you could see was a trail of 54 Saints coaches. My first proudest away moment at the time. Pompey Scum song, great lyrics to a fine tune. Whats the worst song you hate listening too? That Amarillo one that skates sung at us -arghhhhhhh.........