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Deppo you're some game ****wit that's living on cuckoo land. nite all as I'm bored now.

Matter of fact it's not! I've only asked people to PM thorpie as he is someone I trust regarding a libel situation, and that I was too busy myself. Anyway it's clear MoN is in the running but it's down to Cortese as he needs to make the decision.

Cortese and KK spoke Friday morning, BUT Cortese has spoken to loads of guys now and I believe his decision comes down to 'How Reed let's them fit in his way.' My outside bet is Leonardo for that wow factor and the Reed way.

Paul Hart! enjoy your shi.te sleep now :-)

No idea why you are going all defensive for as I don't even know who you or patred are?

Why the big secret guys? calm down please as it's Cortese that's make the decisions not fans on a forum.

Been at our last two home games, don't know about today but he was the guest of Cortese and was in one of the glass boxes in the itchen vs Swindon. (got it confirmed today as well. 1 + 1 = 3 (who knows but I know he has spoken to so many and that loads are in the frame)

Why button it as I have found out directly elsewhere.

Look it's no secret that MoN is interested in the job but the problem we have is What role will he have as MoN won't take ****e.

If a good manager comes in with they **** off again? wish they would!!

Heard some info today and If you want to hear it then PM thorpie the sinner as I'm busy tonight. I can trust you lot to keep it off the main board. nite :-)

What's going on with this thread, used to be interesting until yesterday. What benefit would a new manager have if it was announced tonight, surely he would want a whole week in training with the guys. Let's say Sunday night then for our new announcement.

Having the four best attacking players in this division won't be a problem as I can't see our defence letting in too many.

That makes me laugh, parents said she was in pain all night and yet they never noticed it until the morning at breakfast.

I could understand it being your left arm but the right? wow thats some **** up mate.

Im telling the gods truth here, I had a eye op once and the guy was just about t stick a needle in my eye to numb it when I said it was the wrong one. He looked at the files again and said someone marked the wrong eye.

Heard he has to go back again next week as they opened up the wrong knee..... Just our bad luck being a Saints fan at the moment. :-(

Please tell us when so everyone can stay clear.

I'm going with my two kids but I fear the team will let me down. It's so important to pick the right team as that will be the differences in winning or drawing. Kelv Butter....Jose...Martin....Harding ...............Me Gooliie.... Pucheon......Morgan.....Deano....Dickson.... ................Porky up front :-)

He's the only bloke that would get us publicity again for the right reason. Yeah lets dream on hey?

I would sing 'There's only one Martin O'Neil from my staplewood tree if it happened.

IF Martin O'Neil was the new Saints manager... I would............

Things to say to Mr Cortese when he is interviewing you for the Saints job. (1) This club is too good for this **** league. (2) Get some more players from your Italian contacts as I will play them. (3) I have three good premiership players that will follow me here. (4) I will make sure Pulis never makes the sub bench again. (5) I'm camera shy too. (6) I won the Champions league on FM2009. (7) I left Villa as they never had the same ambitions as me. Things not to say to Mr Cortese when he is interviewing you for the Saints job. (1) Is that your lovely daughter in that photo? (2) Italy we're **** in the last world cup. (3) I heard this club is minted? (4) Who was Pardew ****ging then? (IF) (5) Can I put my train picture up? (6) Sorry i'm late, I could not find Southampton on the map. (7) I will make this club bigger than Pompey one day. (8 ) I believe playing 4-5-1 is the way to go and to use my subs in the last ten minutes. (9) What the **** you done to the shirts?

I must admit the first training session I went too he had the back four doing press ups and he continued to shout at the players. The last training session I went too was a few days before the season started and he was in Hardings face shouting ****ing this and ****ing that. OTT I was thinking at the time but then I thought it was a sign of a manager getting the best out of his players in the end.

Heard he never put the toilet seat up in Cortese's office. tutt tutt.