Pilchards

Surely if I’m paying for IPTV this won’t change anything for me right?

You need to look at the impact Danny Ings has on us so these great players would be nice.

Would be very interesting if a takeover would result in us looking for the next bracket of better players. It only takes one great player to lift a team like Everton have done and I live in hope the same could happen to us.

It probably never helped that away supporters would always celebrate a victory on our patch as our home record is a tragedy.

Still plays for Hythe and Dibden and he is super fit still. Now coaches the H&D second team on a Wednesday evening.

Late Sniff? is there a player out there that has a name related to a sniff? haha desperate!

Ha ha Sky said Saints fans get excited it’s happening!

To start this off according to Sky with a guy outside the training ground. We have made contact with Everton for Theo Walcott. More development soon.

Theo was lined up to join us a couple of years ago but he fucked off to Everton. He can fuck off some place else.

This is what I think will happen on the last day. RLC will come to us if the team he wants to join (maybe West Ham) don’t come forward with a better deal for Chelsea to accept. Ralph will have plan B which is another squad player from a EPL team. (Who knows but I fancy the Liverpool squad player) We will also sign another winger but he will be one mentioned in the past and he will fly in on Monday to complete the deal. Going out is pretty obvious Boufal, and that shit defender plus the likes of Sims and Hesketh. Overall a happy transfer window as we will have 4 good players to come in and improve our squad.

When was the last time we played a home Sunday match starting at 12.00? I reckon we are unbeaten so it’s a good omen.

Ralph has just been on Sky but I don’t know what he said as I was on the phone. It looked like he was saying something!

Saints - 12m offer Them - No we want 15m Saints - 13m? Them - No 15m Saints - 13.5? Them - Nooooo 15m! Leicester - 14m? Them - Okay done deal as Saints have messed us around for the last 3 weeks.

According to 20 sources and numerous papers we’ve considered everybody but we couldn’t raise the money to afford them.

If we wanted him then surely he would of not played tonight?

When was the last time we tried to rush two deals through on transfer deadline day? I remember Mane and Toby but the deal took a couple of weeks as we had snippets beforehand. I personally think we will only get one loan deal in before Monday as we’ve left it too late.

Davies and some unknown piece of shit from Hongola is my prediction. Hopefully we can start working now on some deals for 2023.

He’s on the going back for list because we probably screwed up on the other 3 targets we wanted. I will say it again we will end up with Davies and Choudary because nobody whose wants them.

I don’t think buying is a option as Liverpool want to add a ‘buy back option’ on him and I don’t think we will entertain that idea.

Ralph ‘Okay we’ve missed out on our main target again but never mind next on the black box is someone called Joey.’ The rest of the transfer panel ‘Okay let’s go home and have a think about it and when we meet next week we should vote on whether to bid for him.’ Ralph ‘The transfer deadline is next Monday so that would only give us a couple of hours to get it over the line.’ Semmens ‘Not to worry as we can try and get him in the January transfer market when he might be cheaper.’ (Ralph groans)

Fucking embarrassing we are. If you want a player then stop pissing about and get them. Seriously if you took Danny Ings out of our current team we would be rock bottom and the laughing stock of the premiership.

I get the feeling we will end up with Choudary and Davies because nobody else wants them. Hope not as they both don’t excite me at all.

Vestergaard was good second half vs Palace and good again yesterday. It’s time to back him I think but not with a high line like against Spurs. JWP has gone off the boil this season but he has nobody challenging him for his place. Also at 70 minutes I would of brought on a couple of subs as Armstrong, Che and Moussa were giving the ball away constantly. IMHO other than his goal Ings had a stinker but you keep him on the pitch because he will put your one chance away unlike Che who spooned his into the stands.

Seriously you have to believe it when you see it. I do agree some teams are backing their managers with some good signings and WBA, Leeds, Brighton to name a few will be tough to beat this season.

We are home, game over!