Mr Biscuits

Midfield need to nobble NFT as soon as he gets the ball. Other than that the team need to stick to the basics and grind out a win

No chance. They need two wins with none of the other teams winning to catch that third spot. That ain't happening at this stage of the season. If they don't win the next two and the two teams below them do, they'll be back out of the playoffs - given their performances I would say that this is more likely than them getting up into the automatic spots. This form table tells an important tale - at this stage of the season they need to be doing better than 10th in form if they want promotion or even a chance at promotion. http://www.soccerstats.com/formtable.asp?league=england4 I saw it was a draw earlier however it didn't realise it was full of comedy value as well, I imagine there's a fair few p!ssed off skates this evening.

Mourinho

Would that have been during the fire drill?

Are you the Judean People's Front?

I keep saying it - Hodgson very clearly has a brief to deliver mediocrity without risk. All these players could be injured and he'd still try to pick them. Hang on..... Maybe this England kit reflects the current state of the England squad. (Please note: it shouldn't be like this and I hate it, I want my national side to get out there, take on the best and beat them but it will never happen until the FA have the balls to pick a manager who has the balls to ignore the media and pick players outside the top 6 of the PL)

Pointless exercise. The only times at which they had a squad better than ours was before 1960 and for the short period during our brief sojourn in the lower leagues. Besides apart from laughing at them I have absolutely no interest in their horrible little community club

Well based on this season, they've already achieved that target

That would be because the French national tam is picked on performance and game time rather than which club you play for I suppose. If only England had the same idea

Are there any women here?

I wouldn't worry, it'll only get used for three games max

Never claimed you were wrong or right

So are they saying that getting to the Championship is a target to be achieved in two or three seasons?

Now then Skate.... Here I have some beans......

I actually want Leicester to win it if only to prove that it can be done by other means than throwing money around with reckless abandon (see the skates for an example of how to screw up this strategy). I'm just bored to tears of seeing the same 6 teams sitting at the top of the PL and more competition can only be a good thing.

I look forward to hearing the argument you put forward to Rangers and Celtic fans. In other news, MLG is quite clearly an attention seeking child who thinks he's clever.

Well that was smaller than expected

And how exactly is Moneyfields going to accommodate 30k (Portsmyth #356) of the bestest each match day? I find the name a little ironic too.......

I think he's got his head stuck so far up his rectal passage he's using his belly button as a periscope.

I only said Jehova.........

im quite sure Havant & Waterlooville would be able to handle any 'embarrassment' for when they groundshare. It's their only viable option tbh, if they did it at Eastleigh (unlikely anyway) it would be a policing nightmare. Brighton is too far, and there just isn't anywhere else for them to go. Mind you, to accommodate the bajillions of skates who apparently turn up and contribute 3million to the local economy every game I suppose they could play on Southsea Common with jumpers for goalposts.... After all they managed to get 250,000 on there once apparently. I wonder when the penny dropped and they realised that their model of ownership won't work in the real world if they want to play higher than league two? Note: ownership not including the deluded who think they have shares currently

So to put it another way: We can't move, we f*cked up by allowing the Tesco deal to landlock us, we've got no option other than to try and rebuild the kipper shed and hope we can fill it. I think they should look more at the design Eastleigh are considering rather than silly ideas like 30k capacity grounds that they will never fill. Besides.... What's the point of building a bigger stadium if they can't get out of league two? And apart from the pubs and Tesco there can't be many businesses that benefit from them being there. Kebab vans?

Bloody ref should never be allowed to oversee a premier league game again. Not the first time he's screwed up a saints match

I'll just leave this here. http://youtu.be/eqpetBhG8IU

Given your username, I find your rant somewhat ironic.