Mr Biscuits

Cos he's a top, top manager innit. T'riffic.

Video is at least 4 years old, I question the relevance now.

I expect us to get stuck into Arsenal just like when they came to St Mary's. The result should go our way if we get that defence pulled apart, which we definitely have the players to do. Even when Mane isn't connecting he is still causing major problems for every defence he comes up against

If he goes I won't be down to us, that's just coincidence. He'll go because the team just aren't performing under him.

In my defence, it was early o'clock and I was still half asleep. I considered it highly unlikely but was just wondering if others would have punch back or not

And I'm still mystified as to why there is such celebration of a game they managed to draw. I personally don't think a draw is much cop no matter who the opponent is

Well obviously that can only be comments from a few disgruntled Oxford fans because everyone knows that the whole football pyramid is in such awe of Portsmouth Community Football club. [\sarcasm]

The one thing I like about Wanyama most of all is that while he appears to make a clear decision to get on with things after matters don't go his way. I do wish he wouldn't throw these wobblers though

Given Roy's apparent selection policy for the national side, I don't think Townsends international career will be hurt one little bit

http://soccer-rumours.com/?story=18&buying=3&selling=20&player=2 I don't usually bother with rumour on th Internet however this one surfaced on Twitter and I found it a bit bizarre tbh.im pretty sure it's bull and just a click bait story. However I'm in a reflective mood this morning and. I quite liked Punch when he was with us, but do we need him? Would he fit back in? Just idly considering

Oh my...... And they lost to a side managed by Appleton too.......

OH MY GOD CHARLIE AUSTIN GET THE F*CK IN

The last comment shows what a piece of utter tripe this article is - concentrates on Koeman's misinterpreted comment about the youth side which he has already explained. Yet another reason I don't bother with the media anymore - they cannot report simple facts accurately and just can't help twisting things. Never forget their agenda is to sell their paper so they will always make things as sensational as possible.

What an embarrassment

I LIKE BEANS

I don't know about anyone else, but I am really excited about this signing. Austin has proven himself at PL level already and all the news coming out of Staplewood is that he is ready and raring to go. The lad clearly has a point to prove and can't wait to start. Frankly, with Long, Austin, Mane and Pelle up front we are in good shape. I would even argue we can afford to lose Pelle or Mane in the summer as long as we keep hold of the others. I say give him a go against Man U and see what he does

What amuses me the most about that particular portsmyth is the hope you can hear behind it. Under the current ownership there is a very clear intention for the club to remain on a financial even keel. I don't know what the current level of debt is however it's obvious that its a working debt rather than one built up through mismanagement. Certainly, the club assets make any debt we do have pretty much meaningless. It must really dig into to the skates to see us sitting pretty in a league which is awash with money, overcoming our issues with style.

Bit of a slow news day then

Do you know I'm really bored with all this will he/won't he crap now. Koeman has proved he doesn't need Wanyama in midfield, we all know that Wanyama can be awesome on the pitch when he puts in some effort but he just isn't bothering. I no longer care if he is a Saints player or not - if he wants to go sit on someone else's bench he won't be missed.

I was going to suggest that someone explains to them how a normal business works but then I realised that would be like the Blackadder sketch where Lord Blackadder is trying to teach Baldrick maths. 'Now then skate, here we have some beans. No don't try to eat them...... Never mind we still have some beans over here let's use those.' 'I LIKE BEANS' 'Yes, very good. Now. We have three.... Alright we have two beans. Leave them alone just watch.' 'BEANS!' 'Yes, beans. So we have two beans and here we have two more beans, what does that make?' 'SOME BEANS FOR MY LUNCH,' 'Yes, but it's not lunchtime, so what we, in fact, have is four beans.' 'HUR,' 'So, if I buy a player and he costs one bean, how many beans do I have left?' 'LOTS. I LIKE BEANS. LETS BUY THE FA CUP.' 'Ok, well you can't buy the FA cup. It's the prize in a big competition and you have to win it fair and square.' 'WANT FA CUP' 'Well yes I know, everyone wants the FA cup. Look ok, to win the cup you need to be a little lucky in the draw and you need to buy in players who can win that cup for you. Do you understand?' 'GONNA FILL THE CUP WITH BEANS' 'Right yes but you do understand that you still need to use those beans to pay the players, the staff, the people who supply those nice pies you like so, going back to our example, you only have three beans left. What do you spend them on?' 'PLAYERS. WANT CUP. BEANS' Etc etc

I think I'll file this under 'things not to give a f*ck about'

I wasn't panicking, just very p!ssed off that, despite playing some good football we were coming away from games with no points. It went from p!issed off to 'hold on a minute guys, if you don't start getting something from these games we could be getting into a situation we shouldn't even be worried about' I am now onto: great, keep it up! Don't relax! Frankly I want us to utterly stuff Utd. I went VVD and Fonte to make Rooney spit his dummy out. I want Romeu or Wanyama to constantly set that fuzzy headed ***t Fellaini on his backside every time he so much as looks at the ball. I definitely want Ward-Prowse to put another free kick into the top corner. I want Long and Mane up front causing chaos with Austin on in the second half to give the defence a fresh pair of legs with a point to prove to worry about. There's been mention of 7th this season- well then, let's prove it by going and taking on teams like Utd and giving them a proper headache.

After. Thankfully.

You expect anything else from the deludedest ever?

This song. We got Charlie Austin for 4mil, 4mil, 4mil We got Charlie Austin for 4mil, 4mil, 4mil It took a while but now he's here We got Charlie Austin for 4mil Don't care why cos now he's here So far the second first starts: Now you may covet Berahino But I can't think of a player to rhyme with Mondeo or Clio