OldNick

he wears a hairband!!!!!!!!, oh lordy. I think i will get all the mirrors taken down in the changing rooms, i can't deliver a team talk while he is brushing through his long tresses.

who's the lucky lad then?

you were mentioned, we fully expect you to look like David Dickensons tan. Orange boots to match no doubt

UPDATE of MEET UP with Dubai in Salisbury It was like a meeting of the Jets and Sharks, without the singing and dancing. Dubai Phil, or DP he is known as in the adult trade, now wishes to be known as 'the chosen one' not the 'special one', he has had more name changes than Prince FFs Anyway he PM'd me for 'a meet' and offered me a evening with a coq au vin. I was expecting a lovely chicken basted in wine, but after he had plied me with lashings of wine he said 'It was time for the main course' The evening finished at that moment. The away team had better shower when you get home. DP was bragging how the ref is another member of his family and was pretty confident that they had the game sewn up. As a peace offering he did bring me a lovely bottle of red wine from Dubai (Lebanese, apparently it is top stuff. i'm torn whether to drink it or put it on E-bay)

Me a geek, I thought they were brainy and spent all their time on a computer......ooohh

How did you get the injury Lol It was Granty wasn't it?

Time will tell, young man

I was too tired to watch Mike Bassett football manager last night any tips. I will be playing 4-4 f'ing 2

I thought you meant Corpse Ho

Au contraire,au contraire, we're cushty in our camp. My captain will be champing at the bit to get a foot in.....your midriff after your underhand comments and now you are trying to put a wedge between manager and captain. I will let him take off the kid gloves. I have ordered the butcher to throw in some large raw steaks into our changing room to keep my lions ready. Phil is worried about the situation as he has arranged a meet up in Salisbury tonight. you may read about it tomorrow in the Echo

Are you sure it works like that.I don't think once a CVA is approved anyone can go for future earnings, or else people would be after us

Lol

that was because the programme put him as a short fat ba####d

No it is a case that Influenced is in fact Steven Gerrard.He said he'd turn out for us ps i have a feeling where his first challenge may be

and if he can get it for nunpence he can invest to get them back up and get another big slice of tv money. Don't underestimate the lure of that. He will be quids in by the time they come out of admin. Of course if the points get stacked up on them the whole picture changes

Oh dear. Surely the Rabbit had something brightly coloured on him to draw attention to their plight. That teaches them for licking around the girls showers too long, fortunately at SMS they are men's........oohhhh

are you coming to watch Ooh terry play tomorrow night?

I'm used to that being the manager of the forum home team!

It seems to be quite an easy job. You sit and do nothing , employ a few people, go and do a few interviews for the media, and then draw a massive wage. I wonder how you get a ob like that?

obviously I have been docked 20 as I have only posted 907 times. If we took out your references to Bullfrogs and your golfing prowess Im sure our scores would be even. Thats the trouble with you sandeaters, it gets into your eyes and you can't see quality writing when it is right in front of you. Obviously the 10000000 views cant all be down to Pompeys postion but posters looking out for my next post with excitement

To the player who Pm'd me and asked if 'I will please pull him off at half-time' the answer is no. That is down to the managers discretion

i hope so, I hope that you are a Magnet for the ball and know where the back of the net is. You are following in the shoes of some pretty good forwards ....oh and DrogBaj

You're a con man . When you were talking to me after the game and said you were 50 notes out of pocket and so I gave you a 20. I have to watch your team, you all should wear masks, bloody highwaymen the lot of you

yep I was only about 10 or 11 but it was special. he put his pen against away though

more than the government debt then