OldNick

Peter Storrie is walking along the High street outside a stationers and trips over a paving slab. he falls over and knocks himself out. The sales assistant pulls him into the shop and tries to revive him. Storrie starts to come around and asks 'Where am I' 'It's ok you're in Rymans.' replies the assistant 'Oh f### me, we were in the PL last time I can recall' Its the oldies that are the best

Well I assume that Pompey will use that to say give us another adjournment so we can explore this avenue. If he gives info that he is still going for it, i suspect the registrar would have trouble winding them up. Time delaying tactics it seems to me.

At this rate Vanish may well be their new shirt sponsor afterall.

Lol

Im certain he is male and probably OK if you met him.

Im in denial , i still think there is some fool who wil dig them out of it. All sane thoughts are pushed aside that they won't be saved. Another blessing that Iam not a Pompey fan, the sickening feeling they must be going through.

got any mirrors in your house?

yep and you will be able to tell your grandchildren about that spell.

They have the Comminity Chest, David James will have a strop as he didn't win the beauty contest and they will forever be going back to go..ing down

Yeah but they are one of us and he's one of them.He is not even a member. Personall y I suspect he will love tha attention...I doubt he gets it anywhere else

Norway, you live by the sword you die by the sword. i doubt you were on here when he was living the dream his patronising and gloating was something to behold. Notice that posters like PES MackRill Merovingian are in the main treated with respect that should tell you something. Some posters have waited a long time to cut him down in size, not that he can lose too much

I think it is a well good offer, that tough old meat is not good to man nor beast. I think the Fray Bentos offer is done as aloss leader to get at the prime stuff in our side.

I have been told that Juventus have come in and offered 10k for BigDave Watson and Frey Bentos has offered £10 for the rest of your team

that wage bill does not include image rights and all those other bonusses that all of a sudden seem to be lost.

Yep, luckily the one in charge this season is doing a better job. Who have you booked as the ref for our game? Your brother again or Granty's close family

I can just about believe 1 lot are interested but 3 or 4. I did read somewhere that some people will express an interest just to see the books before administration so they can be ready to see what may be there when they are in admin.Kind of dummy runs

Only when you experienced the evening will you understand. Some great lads and fun for all. Phil goes to any length to win though.Lol

You are right there, add to the fact that Phil cant throw you on when the ref is not looking,Lol. I will be happy to watch you lumbering around at centre back,the last 20 will be interesting when I bring on my ringer....a fast and mobile centre forward...Foxy will of course be on for 45 minutes but I will give him 9 x 5 minute spells throughout the game. it seems normal rules re subs are forgotten in this football fest.

Ho, I will try and be courteous because I can understand your desperation as I went through the same rollercoaster a year ago. Phil does have some very good contacts and his info is not just about ettiquette. In fact he has been spot on. As much as we have had our moments I feel for the decent Pompey fans and i will be happy if you as a club have some pain and below us but the Storries of this world get a much worse punishment.

He is ITK, and as you would know he told us all the inside stuff on your sand dwellers, before the penny dropped. Surely your mate at the club can furnish you with the details, after all he is normally spot on. Looks like my post about next seasons transfer gossip thread may be close to the truth after all.....although to be fair it sounds that it wil only be outs not ins. The plus is that you will still have a club

Dear Phil, how can we gain revenge when players seeking to do so have now been moved to the opposition. Of course your overconfidence will be the undoing of your team. Granty has dealt the cards and reading the posts he has been through the pack beforehand and tried to keep all the aces. Thankfully spirit and desire will beat all the fancy Dan stuff your boys will put up. My team talk will be targetted, I do hope granty has got shinpads that stretch to his waist, and he'll need those when he in the tunnel before the game.

who is going to start the next Pompey Transfer gossip thread for Ho to give us his inside stuff on?

Im talking about this time Hamster. You'll star again Im sure, I do hope youre tackles will not be so late Lol it stopped the9 playing again

A perfect summary. Read last years stuff and you can see how deep the wounds are. Granty got really close to being humiliated and has made damned sure it wont happen again. I still have faith that the togetherness we get on the noight ewill give them a fright. We still have some good players and some heart. It would beinteresting to see the ages of them and us. We have quite a few long in the tooth and Granty has filled his side with youth as well.The9 should have played that would even it up a bit. No doubt Fos will all of a sudden be parachuted in for a last 20 minute cameo, bending the rles to suit. I think the teams should have been picked like they did in the school playground, line them all up and pick them 1 at a time until Hamster was left at the end to be given to who had chosen last.

Very much appreciated if you can give me a low down on them. Could you prioritise any old injuries and weaknesses that we could target. Phils team players only of course for the injuries. If you could let me know of my new players abilities (without too much laughing) that would be useful as well.