OldNick

Even he would have blushed at some of the things your lot pulled

Its about time some of my accomplished players joined in the fray! the9 deserted me and his photo alongside yours on my sideboard has been turned around in disgrace.Iam looking forward to whether the DVD is edited correctly in my postmatch interview. No doubt Phil and his cohoots (ie ref) are busilly trying to get to the mastertape.Thankfully it is in the safe hands of Baj

Griffo before the game a few of my team said they'd seen Justmike play. I was told he was a thoroughbred and would Lord it up on the day.Sadly It was Lord Lucan and Shergar they were talking about and about as visible

well I would suggest that it is a bit odd to criticise me on that then. At present i still would be happy to have the club with RL than nothing.The anybody but Lowe situation was as foolish as wishing we go into administration. What so far has it produced? hardly mouthwatering. I believe we should be questioning barclays and their pulling the plug. I cannot see why when the club had done a lot of what they wished for couldnt support us until the summer when we could have sold assets. From a position where we were 6.3m in debt(to them) and had cut it to 4m, why they couldnt give us any slack.What would they expect to get back now? £2m or less. To have supported us with an extra 100k or so , yes their exposure would be back up to 4.2m but also have an asset that may still be in the CCC and the players to sell to reduce us back again.It is the oddest timing and decision and in time perhaps we will hear exactly why this happened.Perhaps people employed in that field may be able to explain why they would do so at that time and also take a big hit in doing so?

If your idea of attack is doing stretching exercises and making grimmaces as you hobbled around then you are correct.Your attacking mounted to a hoof at the ball that ended with a howl of agony as a Vulture that was circling above Fos1 expecting him to collapse at any moment got hit.

Well the scary thing is with all the publicity we need middle men to find a buyer!!! Is that not more worrying, if these are phantom bids what next???

I didn't have a stall!! I saw you up in the stands selling the programmes you smoothie. Did you do any after match sales as I know you had a few left? My daughters thought it was good. Especially the away managers notes of course.

Foxstone wasn't saying he was going to

Well dont start with the insults or you will be out of the door like the9. Iam the Brian Clough and you the Peter Taylor I would have thought.

No people want Anthony Pulis. Dont worry I have you lined up as our premier programme seller.

Ohhh please no, why did you tell him that? My negotiating position has been eroded again. Looks like the Scud will be coming in the deal after all....I wondered why when I was wearing my sheepskin coat he muttered something about 'I do love lingerie'

I know what you mean. The main player had said it would be a done deal in 24 hours and now it has hit a snag. It appears that the9's disloyal applauding of Phils match report and not his own manager showed up a flaw that alerted Phil to the case that the deal may not be to his satisfaction. On this upsetting news I went into overdrive to try and make the deal more palletable. So I went back to Phil and asked 'what will it take to do the deal?' 'I need much more incentives.'was phils reply as he laid back and took another long draw on his large Cuban cigar. 'Bigdave has become a sudden and surprise asset, you'll need to do better.' 'What if i took the Scud as well?' That must have been a bonus I confidentily thought. Phil tried to suppress his glee, but he knew i was getting desperate 'That does sound good, and those books are very tempting but I have to think about my own teams spirit.' Phil pondered It will save on linament and the physio bills as well, but he was going to drive a hard bargain. I tried again to try and rid us of the now old and injury prone striker. 'Ok then Phil this is my last offer the9, the books, take the Scud and withdraw my objection to FIFA about playing your inelegible player for BigDave.' Phil spat out his cigar. 'Inelegible player!' 'Yep ' i replied , the tables had been turned and I had him on the hook. 'Yep FIFA are looking into it now, the Hamster was impersonating a footballer and they are up in arms.In fact the referee is being investigated for not at least booking him if not for sending him off for a total disregard to the fans on the night for blatant timewasting in trying to fool them he was indeed there for footballing purposes.' Phil is still on the phone to FIFA and so Im still not sure of the progress of the deal.If he doesnt get back soon I'll withdraw my offer to take the Scud.

I think Weston has made it clear all along that he knows them.After all they all were at the forum match and we went for an after match drink. Whilst i understand some scepticisim what else have we got?? From what i can see from elsewhere we have a bid that MLT has said he'd back (I believe he has said the same about any other bid that saves the club) that has a front of a hastily designed webpage from a non saints supporting front man.I hope that is how it is ,because thas how I see it from the little info I have on Pinnacle.Some seem to have info about their funding and that obviously whets my lips that there might be somemajor money behind a bid.What sets my alarm bells ringing is quite why they needed to be so prominent and up with the publicity? There was no need for the webpage or any of the other pro leaks.We are just as excited by the thought of a mystery bidder as the ones we know of. It doesnt add up and it is of course bleeding the club of funds. It does show that with the club being cut to below half price it is still hard to find investment.Therefore i say to LC RL and MW you really did have a tough job trying to sell us at the full price.

Of course my well drilled and thoughtful team did so. In the first half we had a player down injured in your pen area and i was screaming at your players and ref to kick the ball out to stop for attention for him.What was remarkable it must have been the only time your lot kept possession for more than 3 passes and it took Influenced to kick it out.

Foxy it takes years to gain the knowledge and football brain you had the honour to experience on the day. Whilst Phil was doing his half time talk talking about pushing up , wing backs and the hole you were experiencing the far more effective and motivational talk like'god they are c###' 'Did you see the ti## on their centre forward' 'Put that fag out' 'Granty's goal was a fluke' I'm not sure you are cut out for such high brow stuff. I will consider it though as even i cant go on forever.

That is correct, but considering you had less playing time than Charlie George ever did at the Dell for us it was fairly impossible to do so. Add to that whenever Griffo had the ball you did the best impression of cloaking yourself and hiding I thought we were witnessing the first 'stealth footballer'

It would be a mad action that I believe would be taken by an action of the heart not the head. Let MLT be the ambassador but please let him avoid the nasty politics of the boardroom

Dear Phil, there are excuses or fair reason.We have at least 2 of your team who have had the dignity to own up with embarrassment that there was dirty deeds undertaken on the night...not at Reflex of course. As you mention it the grass was indeed too long as it made it easier for Hamster to hide in the long grass before coming out to sythe down my players.

I dont think anybody noticed you lolling about on the deck, it was obviously a plan to get some sympathy. As i said we have admission that my version is correct and so the fair people out there will judge that it was in fact a travesty and in fact we won 3-2

dont worry I have already put in for a player swap. You have not at any time said what a wonderful match report I did but congratulated the opposing manager for his version of War and peace and Gone with the Wind. I take that as an insult and will be taking Big Dave Watson for you in exchange and to make up for the obvious improvement in class I have to give them some add ons as well. Phil is getting a bound copy of Rules of football the sporting way and how to play the game in the proper fashion' Added to that I have arranged for the new updated copy with a forward by Hamster 'How to mistime a tackle and try to look innocent while wiping the blood from your boots' by Norman Hunter and Ron 'chopper' Harris.There is a whole new chapter of 100 pages newly entered after Hamsters performance. That is not all, there's more that, they read my my keenness to rid myself of such an ungrateful and disloyal member of the team and so negotiated some more. I have found in Yellow Pages an Antiquarian bookshop that still had a very old dusty copy stuck in the basement for decades an autobiography 'Fos1 my later career years in football, including my experiences in the Boer wars and the Somme' and finally after much negotiation we agreed on I assume it is a cookbook Justmikes 'Yet another nutmeg , what shall i do?'

You are going to make this site a bit more fun. I thought a kango drill would be ok a kangaroo is a different matter

Well Phil told me you couldn't finish a bag of chips , until that ball came off your shin

Het Phil your reports are slower Fry decisions.Lol there again you do need time to work out those excuses for your sleight of hand

I think it was alluded to on here about £500 expenses, it seems it is common for charity events.The organisers dont publicise it much though.I think they might feel people may not like it if they knew. Everytime I see a so called celebrity talking up a charity i cant help thinking 'I wonder what their fee is?' Of course if those celebrities didnt do it, the events are not so well supported and so they do add a value.

As if i didn't know, but didn't want to shame you in public. I keep these things in house. Your will be fined 2 weeks wages.