OldNick

by your rates I assume your first bit is not right.I dont doubt the 2nd though

Well you are overcharging as well, but I suppose local authorities are pushovers when charging

I play against a team now and the father whose sons are nearly 40 do the same still

Lol, you are hitting form

Lol

Hey cut it out we have done the stereotypical stuff.

what about cash for questions as well

Have you ordered me flowers yet?

What about the lookouts? There were plenty of them as well

Sorry the9 it was stereotypical and i apologise...or was it typical. This is what happens when you scorn the ones you love. To be shunned by your star forward is hurtful.

Dont waste the money the9 I doubt you'll need any more appointments after your visit to them..cackle

I have just come off the phone to the Welsh FA. They indeed did give full international clearance for the9 to play, in fact they said they were glad to see the back of the disloyal b###### and sick and tired of all his financial demands! It seems he was overzealous in kicking the ball into the neighbouring fields when he was playing and always the first to jump the fence to go an retrieve it.The games sometimes would be halted for some time until he returned so they could start play again. The head of his fan club 'Dolly' was unavailable for comment as she was too busy eating grass, but I was assured id hear later.

what was that 'Hi dad' 'Hi son' ?

your headlong rush into football obscurity and not greatness is speeding up. Typical football mercenary only worried about his signing on fee, rather than play under the greatest management team since Gorman and Doddsy If you could arrange for an appointment for your medical we can then proceed with your transfer. You will be seeing a Dr Harold Shipman or Dr Mengele thay are both readying themselves for you

its still up in the air LetsB, these things are complicated it doesnt take a few minutes you know . Scud is refusing to be part of the swap deal as i wont guarentee that his programme stall is by the bar, the9 has gone awol as he is full of regret and I suspect has ordered me a bunch of flowers to make up.Bigdavewatson is standing alongside me at present pen in hand and gagging to sign for us.I of course play to the rules and will not let him sign until we have had international clearance from the Middle East, FIFA, UEFA, FA, FL ,and Nintendo. Apparently Nintendo have an interest as they are releasing a Gameboy and need a picture for the DVD sleeve. I'll keep you up to speed as soon as I know anymore

It would be interesting for somebody to dig out the 8 days till we fold and how many times '24 or 48 hours have been mentioned by/attributed to him. Lets hope he doenst become the boy who cried wolf too often

Even he would have blushed at some of the things your lot pulled

Its about time some of my accomplished players joined in the fray! the9 deserted me and his photo alongside yours on my sideboard has been turned around in disgrace.Iam looking forward to whether the DVD is edited correctly in my postmatch interview. No doubt Phil and his cohoots (ie ref) are busilly trying to get to the mastertape.Thankfully it is in the safe hands of Baj

Griffo before the game a few of my team said they'd seen Justmike play. I was told he was a thoroughbred and would Lord it up on the day.Sadly It was Lord Lucan and Shergar they were talking about and about as visible

well I would suggest that it is a bit odd to criticise me on that then. At present i still would be happy to have the club with RL than nothing.The anybody but Lowe situation was as foolish as wishing we go into administration. What so far has it produced? hardly mouthwatering. I believe we should be questioning barclays and their pulling the plug. I cannot see why when the club had done a lot of what they wished for couldnt support us until the summer when we could have sold assets. From a position where we were 6.3m in debt(to them) and had cut it to 4m, why they couldnt give us any slack.What would they expect to get back now? £2m or less. To have supported us with an extra 100k or so , yes their exposure would be back up to 4.2m but also have an asset that may still be in the CCC and the players to sell to reduce us back again.It is the oddest timing and decision and in time perhaps we will hear exactly why this happened.Perhaps people employed in that field may be able to explain why they would do so at that time and also take a big hit in doing so?

If your idea of attack is doing stretching exercises and making grimmaces as you hobbled around then you are correct.Your attacking mounted to a hoof at the ball that ended with a howl of agony as a Vulture that was circling above Fos1 expecting him to collapse at any moment got hit.

Well the scary thing is with all the publicity we need middle men to find a buyer!!! Is that not more worrying, if these are phantom bids what next???

I didn't have a stall!! I saw you up in the stands selling the programmes you smoothie. Did you do any after match sales as I know you had a few left? My daughters thought it was good. Especially the away managers notes of course.

Foxstone wasn't saying he was going to

Well dont start with the insults or you will be out of the door like the9. Iam the Brian Clough and you the Peter Taylor I would have thought.