OldNick

No people want Anthony Pulis. Dont worry I have you lined up as our premier programme seller.

Ohhh please no, why did you tell him that? My negotiating position has been eroded again. Looks like the Scud will be coming in the deal after all....I wondered why when I was wearing my sheepskin coat he muttered something about 'I do love lingerie'

I know what you mean. The main player had said it would be a done deal in 24 hours and now it has hit a snag. It appears that the9's disloyal applauding of Phils match report and not his own manager showed up a flaw that alerted Phil to the case that the deal may not be to his satisfaction. On this upsetting news I went into overdrive to try and make the deal more palletable. So I went back to Phil and asked 'what will it take to do the deal?' 'I need much more incentives.'was phils reply as he laid back and took another long draw on his large Cuban cigar. 'Bigdave has become a sudden and surprise asset, you'll need to do better.' 'What if i took the Scud as well?' That must have been a bonus I confidentily thought. Phil tried to suppress his glee, but he knew i was getting desperate 'That does sound good, and those books are very tempting but I have to think about my own teams spirit.' Phil pondered It will save on linament and the physio bills as well, but he was going to drive a hard bargain. I tried again to try and rid us of the now old and injury prone striker. 'Ok then Phil this is my last offer the9, the books, take the Scud and withdraw my objection to FIFA about playing your inelegible player for BigDave.' Phil spat out his cigar. 'Inelegible player!' 'Yep ' i replied , the tables had been turned and I had him on the hook. 'Yep FIFA are looking into it now, the Hamster was impersonating a footballer and they are up in arms.In fact the referee is being investigated for not at least booking him if not for sending him off for a total disregard to the fans on the night for blatant timewasting in trying to fool them he was indeed there for footballing purposes.' Phil is still on the phone to FIFA and so Im still not sure of the progress of the deal.If he doesnt get back soon I'll withdraw my offer to take the Scud.

I think Weston has made it clear all along that he knows them.After all they all were at the forum match and we went for an after match drink. Whilst i understand some scepticisim what else have we got?? From what i can see from elsewhere we have a bid that MLT has said he'd back (I believe he has said the same about any other bid that saves the club) that has a front of a hastily designed webpage from a non saints supporting front man.I hope that is how it is ,because thas how I see it from the little info I have on Pinnacle.Some seem to have info about their funding and that obviously whets my lips that there might be somemajor money behind a bid.What sets my alarm bells ringing is quite why they needed to be so prominent and up with the publicity? There was no need for the webpage or any of the other pro leaks.We are just as excited by the thought of a mystery bidder as the ones we know of. It doesnt add up and it is of course bleeding the club of funds. It does show that with the club being cut to below half price it is still hard to find investment.Therefore i say to LC RL and MW you really did have a tough job trying to sell us at the full price.

Of course my well drilled and thoughtful team did so. In the first half we had a player down injured in your pen area and i was screaming at your players and ref to kick the ball out to stop for attention for him.What was remarkable it must have been the only time your lot kept possession for more than 3 passes and it took Influenced to kick it out.

Foxy it takes years to gain the knowledge and football brain you had the honour to experience on the day. Whilst Phil was doing his half time talk talking about pushing up , wing backs and the hole you were experiencing the far more effective and motivational talk like'god they are c###' 'Did you see the ti## on their centre forward' 'Put that fag out' 'Granty's goal was a fluke' I'm not sure you are cut out for such high brow stuff. I will consider it though as even i cant go on forever.

That is correct, but considering you had less playing time than Charlie George ever did at the Dell for us it was fairly impossible to do so. Add to that whenever Griffo had the ball you did the best impression of cloaking yourself and hiding I thought we were witnessing the first 'stealth footballer'

It would be a mad action that I believe would be taken by an action of the heart not the head. Let MLT be the ambassador but please let him avoid the nasty politics of the boardroom

Dear Phil, there are excuses or fair reason.We have at least 2 of your team who have had the dignity to own up with embarrassment that there was dirty deeds undertaken on the night...not at Reflex of course. As you mention it the grass was indeed too long as it made it easier for Hamster to hide in the long grass before coming out to sythe down my players.

I dont think anybody noticed you lolling about on the deck, it was obviously a plan to get some sympathy. As i said we have admission that my version is correct and so the fair people out there will judge that it was in fact a travesty and in fact we won 3-2

dont worry I have already put in for a player swap. You have not at any time said what a wonderful match report I did but congratulated the opposing manager for his version of War and peace and Gone with the Wind. I take that as an insult and will be taking Big Dave Watson for you in exchange and to make up for the obvious improvement in class I have to give them some add ons as well. Phil is getting a bound copy of Rules of football the sporting way and how to play the game in the proper fashion' Added to that I have arranged for the new updated copy with a forward by Hamster 'How to mistime a tackle and try to look innocent while wiping the blood from your boots' by Norman Hunter and Ron 'chopper' Harris.There is a whole new chapter of 100 pages newly entered after Hamsters performance. That is not all, there's more that, they read my my keenness to rid myself of such an ungrateful and disloyal member of the team and so negotiated some more. I have found in Yellow Pages an Antiquarian bookshop that still had a very old dusty copy stuck in the basement for decades an autobiography 'Fos1 my later career years in football, including my experiences in the Boer wars and the Somme' and finally after much negotiation we agreed on I assume it is a cookbook Justmikes 'Yet another nutmeg , what shall i do?'

You are going to make this site a bit more fun. I thought a kango drill would be ok a kangaroo is a different matter

Well Phil told me you couldn't finish a bag of chips , until that ball came off your shin

Het Phil your reports are slower Fry decisions.Lol there again you do need time to work out those excuses for your sleight of hand

I think it was alluded to on here about £500 expenses, it seems it is common for charity events.The organisers dont publicise it much though.I think they might feel people may not like it if they knew. Everytime I see a so called celebrity talking up a charity i cant help thinking 'I wonder what their fee is?' Of course if those celebrities didnt do it, the events are not so well supported and so they do add a value.

As if i didn't know, but didn't want to shame you in public. I keep these things in house. Your will be fined 2 weeks wages.

Well Im changing mine if you think that was great and didnt say the same about mine.You're dropped young man (said in my best Brian Clough voice)

another circling motion with the hands to the ref and a thumbs up (end quote) Well in most games of football subs are not done during play and so the ref was wrong to allow it (I still think you did it when he was not looking as when I questioned the fact the ref looked totally confused) play had not stopped and so it was an illegal act. My players were not aware of the fact and i was only alerted when i saw the big lump of Big Dave chesting the ball down like Jordan of her breasts to slip a ball through.I was apolectic about it and the lino was unaware as well. I still maintain my team were robbed and really we won 3-2 as the game was in disrepute when you put on your man.In fact it wouldnt surprise me if you didnt finish the game with 12 players on the pitch!!

you seem to have utmost confidence that we ahve a raft of choices.Just because MLT has said he would support a bid does not mean A) it is a good bid B) that he wouldnt back the MJ bid C) He is equipped to know what is the best bid(nor am I ) We are getting close to having NO bids NO club NO team to support.I cant believe fans dont understand that we do not have time to b####r about. If MJ's lot take over and keep us going for another 3 months at least that gives time for a better option to come along.Surely if his group have got so far to keep Fry onboard then surley there must be some funds there.Especially as Fry would know of his past reputation.

Lol, nice one Wade. Im sure you get the jist of what I mean though

Hockey interests would get some going

Hey leave it out KPT he did well.A top bloke as well

Well his picture has been in the press enough and these things are attributed to him. Are you saying none of the quotes put by him are not true!

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i agree but people give out stick to others who put out rubbish why should Fry be exempt?