Secret Site Agent

Eh what??? Oh sorry. On the Bench.

Apparently Tonde had a sit down and series discussion with the Team on Saturday. Tonde: Come on lads, you're better than this. We need to up our game and go back to what I saw before I got the job. What do you say? TEAM: NO!

Just want to post that Saints Woman's Team beat the Pompey Women 4 - 0 yesterday, especially the exceptional goals by Jess Simpson and Aimee Palmer Well done to them. The men's Team could learn a thing or two from the Ladies, who sit 5th in the WSL2 now. And kudos to their manager Simon Parker, who has got them playing exciting attacking football. Remember his name. The reason I say remember his name is that if Tonde dont buck up his ideas, SR will appoint Simon head coach of the Men's team come February in another "ooh look how trendy and with it we are, we don't need no established manager" action.

Not soppiness brother. You felt deep for your Dad and that is a good thing. Sorry for your loss. He would at least be smiling today. Tell him to site next to my best mate, Reg, he'll look after him in heaven, with real saints playing.

That sounds hopeful. When we get relegated to Div 1 our MIdfield will boss it!!!

Full time and Sky comes back on, fuc king typical.

I think that is what old Tonde did to Saints.......turned them off and on again

Its all down to tactics RUSSBALL STILLBALL TONDATACTICS

This hasnt aged well

From his lips to Le Gods ears

Apparently when he made the subs Tonde said: "Jay, i want you to pick up where Leo was, on the wing bringing it into the centre and if you feel brave, try a lob into the centre or a shot. Damian, I want you up front and try not to get in the way of the ball when anyone shoots on goal."

Quarshie turns up for all the argie bargie like an enforcer.

just go with it

In my Alternate Reality Southampton doesn't score more than 1 goal. And then loses 2-1. I like it here. I think I'll stay.

Ring ring Ring Ring - Hello? - is that the Championship? - Why yes it is. Who is this? - This is Old Sputhampton FC. We have arrived. 2-0. And rising.

If that Tonda Ekert thinks he can come in here stand up and win his first three games including a 5-1 win and keep the job he can have another think coming. We need another manager to come in and get us passing around at the back in the area and not this forward play and suckng other teams in. Where's Kurt, I'm giving my Season Ticket back.

Thank fuck for that

Where did 6 mins come from.

Here we go. Start of losing 3 - 2 Stupid prices.

So let me get this straight. Two shots on goal Two shots on target Two Goals. This isn't the Southampton way!!!!

What the fuck is going on. Leo Scinza scored a beauty. Was Will Still some sort of Anchor? GTFI.