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Its all down to tactics RUSSBALL STILLBALL TONDATACTICS

This hasnt aged well

From his lips to Le Gods ears

Apparently when he made the subs Tonde said: "Jay, i want you to pick up where Leo was, on the wing bringing it into the centre and if you feel brave, try a lob into the centre or a shot. Damian, I want you up front and try not to get in the way of the ball when anyone shoots on goal."

Quarshie turns up for all the argie bargie like an enforcer.

just go with it

In my Alternate Reality Southampton doesn't score more than 1 goal. And then loses 2-1. I like it here. I think I'll stay.

Ring ring Ring Ring - Hello? - is that the Championship? - Why yes it is. Who is this? - This is Old Sputhampton FC. We have arrived. 2-0. And rising.

If that Tonda Ekert thinks he can come in here stand up and win his first three games including a 5-1 win and keep the job he can have another think coming. We need another manager to come in and get us passing around at the back in the area and not this forward play and suckng other teams in. Where's Kurt, I'm giving my Season Ticket back.

Thank fuck for that

Where did 6 mins come from.

Here we go. Start of losing 3 - 2 Stupid prices.

So let me get this straight. Two shots on goal Two shots on target Two Goals. This isn't the Southampton way!!!!

What the fuck is going on. Leo Scinza scored a beauty. Was Will Still some sort of Anchor? GTFI.

Shit Robinson scores........that wasn't in the script. Chance for QPR to beat us 2-1 now.

Some would like Frank Lampard, others Brendan Rogers or those that would like even Michael Carrick........So Sports Republic will employ Liam Rosenior as our next manager.

We finally get a goal then fuck it up. Saints all over.

Yes, peace envoy to the Middle East. He found it easier that finding Ross ' Sick Note' Stewart healthy.

What? In the 67th Minute? It's possible I suppose

I fucking paid £5 to listen to this. My bloody Pot Noodle is repeating on me. Thank fuck. Hopefully our season can start now.

how many chances do they need