Secret Site Agent

Im hear, I'm beared I want another goal please.

Best I can come up with, at short notice

Come on. The man is just caught up in the moment. Don't take this as a slur against us, he probably didn't even realise the connotation some would take with his words. Pay of no mind, and hope they slip us and allow us to take the top spot again.

Well my favorite ones are: My five year old daughter waving her new saints scarf, wearing her new saints hat singing 'Green Army' because of that stupid Aviva advert. The feller at Pompey game, who obviously has become interested again now we're going places, pointing at Guly and shouting that 'Your a ****, Fox' convinced that Danny Fox is black. When pointed to the error of his ways, and I suggested he may have been thinking back to Dany N'guessan, still didn't believe me and got irate, so twenty people backed me up in a polite way. Didn't see him or his mates second half. First game this season against Leeds, Young feller with his dad/uncle/older mate/life partner, 'That Lalama (how he pronounced it) aint going to cut it at this level. Were going to be ****ed all over today and be struggling all fkin season.' We won 3-1 with an Adam Lalama goal.

Thats alright, i think you caused me to propel my chewing gum into the hair of the feller in front of me with the green bomber jacket on.

What, so you lot want to know if I would turk her? What AGAIN? Nah, SSA must love them and leave them. I am a big man, with a big heart and big (censored) sent to this world to give a lot of love to a lot of women. She had her night, and I left her fulfilled, with a rose on her bed, a song in her ears, a love in her heart, a milky moustache, and something that'll clear up in a few days. I have to go now, as Mrs SSA is asking akward questions about when i'm working nights, 'Laying the pipeline'.

Thats it. I'm outta here. ******

F uck F uck F uck F uckity F Uck I blooody knew it. C Unts

lets have another one One more please No penalty. Squeeky pants time

1-1 come on Lambo, lets have another one

just woke the kids and grandson YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Dickie Hale's got a drum. So that's one.

Thanks pedg, all going to the wire stuff can be a bit confusing. 2 wins out of 4 makes better sense. And can we do it? Yes we can!

I suppose in the great scheme of things this is possibly the best result all round for the nutrals. But come on. What a load of old ****. Really ****ed of now. **** Running out of swear words.

2-2 what a load of crap We deserve to not win

I'm really ****ed off fuk fuk fuk

What a load of ********

I've had enough Fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk

You're ****ing joking me Fuk off fuk off

Jakey says, 'Southampton is better tahn all the others'

SSA's Grandson, Jakey wants us to win, and we'll win,wont we?

come on come on come on Southampton Lets do it lets do it Hold pon hold on

4 Mins to go Lets get another Very nervous

Goalllllllllllllllll

This is going to be a 1-1 bore draw.