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Wow. According to Sky we're fighting for our lives. Huhm

I'd give the operator the start tomorrow definatly. Bamford do a similar thing with their JCB's and I've even seen one making tea, (they have to diversify in the current climate). After he did it, does that mean that Baby Spice now guts 'buggered' with the actuator arm of the model? :lol::lol:

A pound coin was thrown onto the pitch at Fratton. The police don't know if it was a missile thrown during the match or if it was a take over bid.

I think you can include Hypo and Alpine in this. And me, as I make light of everything

Couldn't your 8 year old wait until full time to have his fag then?

I have found the revised text: Championship title contenders West Ham United are keen on bolstering their attacking options at the end of the season with a move for Championship Leaders Southampton striker Rickie Lambert. The Saints front-man has been in exceptional form for the south-coast club with his 19 goals firing them to the top of the championship league. 30-year-old Lambert has managed to strike 70 goals in 120 league appearances since joining from Bristol Rovers in 2009. And his form has seen the Hammers take an in interest in the striker as they look to reaffirm their Premier League status. However, any move would depend on the fortunes of the Saints, whose meteoric rise have seen them with possible back-to-back promotions. Sam Allardyce’s side look set to secure promotion back to England’s top flight after a superb season following relegation from the Premiership, and hold a game in hand over leaders Southampton. However the rise in recent weeks of Birmingham and Reading, plus the challenge of Cardiff, who no longer have to concentrate on the Carling cup, after being beaten by Liverpool, could dampen their ardour. And the former Bolton Wanderers and Newcastle United manager is hoping to use Lambert as the spearhead in his attack should they achieve promotion this season, as he plans to bring the Hoof ball system of attack into the 20th Century. He hopes this sort of football will appeal to Lambert, after he has been hampered by the 21st century system of passing and moving shown by Southampton. Nigel Adkins, a staunch supporter of Lambert, commented:' The lad is great player, and ambassador for the club, he came on board the bus with both oars in the air, and when it came his time, he grasped the planet with both hands and fulfilled the greatest of ever need that a player can ever need in his life. Sam is abig fan, and we know that he knows at this level that it's not how full your glass is, but how many swallows you see during the summer months that allows for full entrance to the train, but this is the Saints express we are talking about, not a canoe. Hovercraft.' However, Sam may have problems with the Chairman of Southampton, Nicola Cortese. 'Who wanna buy Ricardo Lamberto? Sammo Alerdicia, I'll tell a you what? You wanna buy him, it a cost 35 million pound and we have Roberto Greeno, Caltonio Cole and Ricardo, what a loverly name, Ricardo Vaz te in exchange. His got a head full of bubbles if a he thinks we sell. Tell him to fargoff'. When told of the reply from Cortese, Allerdice threw himself to the floor and started waving an imaginary red card.

I must confess he is very fair in his comments, and especially the way he complimented Rickie on what he said is one of the most difficult and skillfill ways to score a goal. Also, having listened to the Cardiff V Liverpool cup game, was it my imagination, or were those two 'taters really Liverpool biased? I didn't hear much in the way of praise for Cardiff no matter what they did, and they only critisised Liverpool with shots that never went in. In my opinion I'll miss him next season when we'll be shafted by Handson, Lowroe and Big ears about how lucky we are when we win. Big 4 bias, anyone?

Will you celebrate by having your surgery and coming back as Alexandria_Saint?

Sorry, I have to put my two eggs in here. I don't know the man so I can only judge him on his actions. I'm sure he is a really nice feller to those that know and love him, however: - The dabcle of the shindig he organised at the Wembly for the Johnsons paint trophy. Still disappointed in the way he dealt with the aftermath. I have to apologies to people on a daily basis for things that are beyond my control and for just doing the job my firm are paid for. - Allowing himself to be quoted as the Chairman of the Saits Trust - His season ticket came back and he decided to fight it in public. Sorry, but a simple 'no comment' can suffice. If he wishes to carry the mantle and exist in the public eye, he has to take the critism as well as the praise, I'm afraid. As do all those that live in the public eye and like publicity that they control, and then use Super Injunctions to hide behind when it goes the other way. And I do agree with him, yes.

I reckon second....................but a very close second.

Can they not choose a better song than 'Turning Japanese' by the Vapors? It's only a matter of time before soem wag points out it's about when you're on the vinegar strokes during self plesuring activities. So in theory you could say you are calling him a 'W' word. I just realised what I did.

I belive they were just maintaining the famous tradition of Brighton men for scoring up the wrong end.

Seconded

He probably closes his eyes and remembers the Glory Days of Pompey in the Prem,(Availble now in Blu Ray at all good Film stores Priced £299.99, running time 12 minutes)

Alpine Happy Back to winning ways Back at the top of the league Four goals scored from others My wall chased out and shower in Mrs SSA making a pizza Little girl at mother in laws Whoise happy

I did the wilde thing to this one. Giving me horney memories. COYR

I've been doing my bathroom again, Mrs is out so running around with smiler on my face. Tadanari Lee...................Too Lightweight...............................ha haha ha ha ah ah aha haha,ha haha ha ha ah ah aha haha,ha haha ha ha ah ah aha haha. And well done Aaron Martin. And Adam the Lama And Jos

I watched a players train once. An eye opening experience for me and the young lady involved.

I like us. And I like you Dr.

I didn't realise how 'watered down' meridian was until I noticed that in the local pub to where I am working at the mo, (Tunbridge Wells) is also in the Meridian area. How can they manage to be local, covering such a wide area?

I would just like to point out that I undertook the Sun's offer for footie tickets for £9.50. I sent off for onefo Pompey, for the crack like. A mailing error occured. And last night the board accepted my offer and I now own the whole team. So, f my luck, i'm the new rival.

They would have done if they: a) remembered who he was b) remembered what he looked liked

What a load of old tosh. I would say ******** but it wouldn't make it. I was there, as guests of my Boss and a number of collegues, a few of them Reading fans. He revels in going as not only is he a big West Ham fan, but looks like Big Sam as well. Gave us a good night out and we were sat not far from there and saw NOTHING, nada, none, nil, not a dickie bird. And that sort of think would have been noticed as my bosses son is a copper to boot, so would have reacted. Seems to me like a case of the Jakanories, the big 'i ams' and believing their own press. They do know that 'Green Street' is a film, don't they? And Danny Dyer is an actor? And it isn't real? Very sad.

That we wouldn't form a train to satisfy her inner desires, Like Lord Beardy does.

2-0 and happy am I