Secret Site Agent

Is it me, or is ben reeves missing some hair between his eyebrows and the top of his head.

Reevesy almost scored

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Ricardo Lamberto NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNice

I just wish we had more crap players that have scored 11 goals this season

On the poompy webpage, that list of firms at the bottom. Is that a list of creditors?

Who are you and what do you want? What is your agenda? Why are you questioning Lee? And where is my big sandwich? All perfectly sensible questions based on your criteria? After all, after 9 posts i'm wondering if you're up for this board:lol:

I worked with a junior engineer that went to school with Jo Guest. Didn't believe him till he brought in school photos of them together, (not in that way). Told us she started by getting them out for the boys in exchange for seeing their danglies, but they never did show them. Also a girlfriend of a labourer appeared in a Dogging video with 'Dogging' Don Rubbles. I saw that one. Niiiice. Does it count that there is a secretary in our main office that SHOULD appear in them? She's got the look, the figure, the clothes. I just can't work out hopw to convince her to do it.

See, Steve gets it.

So, let me get this straight. OP asked for clarification for a news article to ensure the facts are right. First two posters: errr does it matters, who cares blah blah blah. It does matter, and colinjb does care enough to want to get his facts right. So, can I conclude that if someone in a theatre cries out 'Is there a doctor i the house' The first two people to come up will say, 'What do you want a doctor for, this is a theatre not a hospital.' and the second 'I'n not a doctor, and I couldn't care if there was one.' Sorry, I know the irony of what I have just done, but I am sick to the face of asking a straight forward question on forums, just to have the first few 'answers' come back as stupid, non helpful dribble. Sorry, sore point with me at the moment, apologies to all.

Oh, come on. Next we'll be complaining about Alpine choosing to live in the Birthplace of Hitler. It's flags that are obviously commercially availble that are being used in a positive way to welcome Lee, not to poke fun at him. Now, if we were talking a Swastika and waving it at a Jewish player or a German that would be different as we are educated that this is a no-no and getting hold of a swastika flag these days is very difficult, ( and a crime in Germany). And this from an ex-serviceman, and grand son and grand-nephew of a number of servicement who served in this theatre of war.

I'm typing this on a 5 year old Acer laptop I bought from them for my daughter when she was at uni. My last two desktops have comef rom them and I hve also attended a course they did on building your own desktop. I get all my upgrades and hardware from them, their customer service is next to none, (installed a graphics card, couldn't get ot to work, did something silly, and they put it right) and I like the way I can say to them 'will this work in my puter? ' and they look it up and say yes, no or your be better with this one. in answer yes, I can recommend.

The song is from the TV series. And I'm a big Sharpie enthusiast. And I really am steaming, and I am having fun. Just wanted you all to know. Been drinking Woo Woos in the local pub with an Italian man with a stutter, so had to be drunk to understand him.

Can we then call the midfield 'His Chosen Men' Start calling Connely 'Harper' And sing 'Over the hills.......' When he scores. 'Over the hills and far away Through Fratton, Upton and Ashusrt Gate, Nigel Command and we obey, Rickie and Billy scoring again' I'm steaming but having fun.

No problem, I'm glad that you are of good cheer. And to Paraphase: And when Alpine is content, All his friends are content too The boys on the forum, Darlek and Trousers are rag dolls, And secret site agent becomes a carved wooden bookend in the shape of a Hard Hat. And even Alpine, once he is content, becomes a cloth cat, baggy, and a bit loose at the seems But Atkins loves him. (copyright Oliver Postgate and reliving a youth).

Tell me is this the same sharp who:- Took the French Imperial Eagle, at Talavera ? Killed three French draggons in the saddle and saved Wellingtons life ? Successfully assaulting the central breach at Badajoz ? Took command of a regiment driving off the advance of the French Imperial Guard at the Battle of Waterloo?

Come on Alps, please tell me your not serious? Please, this is good news, and I appreciate you keeping our feet on the floor about integration, but selling Rickie? You have to llok with better eyes than that, sometimes

Well, if they didn't go and do it!!!!!!!!!!!! Billy Sharp, they went and signed him, as he was target number one. I was at an HA meeting last week with some collegues, West Ham and Reading fans, who were telling me that we were finished as a force and have stumbled, and to get out of the way and let the big boys play. I was having a power snap when my reading supporting collegue sent me a text saying : '****'. My West Ham collegues saying: 'Sheet'. They believe this is a 'cooo' (there spelling) and we have set out our stall and we're looking serious to challenge even more now. May I also give a 'woot' :lol:lol::lol:lol::lol:lol::lol:lol:

I think you'll find MLT will take this up with you, at a later date.

Well, that not only made me laugh, but i almost felt a bit sorry for giving you some s@%* on the Puncheon thread. I did saw 'almost'.

NA: Hey Tanadairy, Tandumanu, Tadardairylee, Tandumbicycle. TL: Hey, bross. Jus' call me Broose. NA: If you don't mind. TL: Not at all. Now, Mr Cortese want me have a word with someone. Where is this Jason Puncheon, I have special punchoen for him if he not apologise.

Yeh, because when I argue with someone and they say sorry to me, I've backed down, haven't I? Very poor, thinly veiled dig at Cortese.

Sorry Alpine, I have never done this and directed it at anyone before, especially you, but that is ******. Smacks of desperation my arse. I'll tell you what this is, this is a case of a loadmouth prima donna believeing his own press and the crap fed to him by his agent, who wanted more than he was worth, and became stroppy and not a team member, and was kept outside the team. He wanted to go to a premiership club, they didn't want him upsetting their apple cart, wanted to go elsewhare, but realised that: a) we would only sell him b) Nobody wanted to buy him, only loan him, (to allow them to get rid if he was a disruptive influence) So, he could spend the next year doing nothing, being released on a free and going nowhere. So he becomes screaming skull on line, gets pulled up by management, and gets told the facts of life. Realises he's in the preverbial without a paddlre and is given the get out clause, 'Apologies, make amends and you can play again, and here's the oar'. so he takes it on the chin, and is back in the team again. Been there, seen it and done it, both in the Puncheon role, (spend three months making concrete cubes and nothing else) and the Nicola role, ( smarmy little git who cost us £68k by thinking he knows better than his management, what with his Meng and 6 months site experience. Didn't like acting as a chain lad and going through thousands of waste tickets and putting them in a spread sheet on an old windows 98 computer with no internet access). The resultant is that I am no longer a loud mouth speak before engaging brain, and my little humuncoulas has just been put forward, by me, for promotion, and we both WORKED OUR LITTLE SOCKIES OFF. So, in conclusion: I think Jason will work hard as he lost the battle of wills, and probably be a better player for it. Alpine will now probably change the tack of the thread by moaning that I am attacking him personally, when I am veheminatly not and I am disagreeing with him whole heartedly as I am a little anoyed about what we cll in Behavourial Science called 'Mind Reading'. This is based on the fact that with our fight-or-flight response hard wired, when we feel stongly about someone we alway try and 'second guess' based on our own experience. i.e. so beacuse we havne't signed Billy Sharp, Maynard, Jay Rod, it's beacuse - Cortese it too tight, I know because I had a boss like him - Atkins don't know who he wants, beacuse he hasn't said who he wants, because if I was him I'd tell the press - Maynard/Shap/Jay Rod don't want to come here because if I live here and I have been to Leicester and it's a better city - Billy Sharp wont come here because if I was him I wouldn't want to move away from where my son is buried -If I was Maynard I would want 7 million to come here. And the frustration here is that, unlike some teams, Cortese and the board like to do things behind closed doors, out of sight of the press and public until the deal is done, which leads to many a speculation or two with no basis in fact, sold as the god's honest truth. Wow, i've pulled out the big guns here. Over to you

We won the First World War, or did you forget? Let's see. We had a team that in half a season got us to the top of the Championship,(or second if you wish to be pedantic.) Why can't we achieve the same in the next half, with our stars back? We've hit a rough patch, lets be honest, and I would like to see us bring in the players we require to have depth in the squad, but by the bits we DO know, we are trying. And by the simple fact that we don't do things in the public eye, probably trying hard, and in places we probably wouldn't imagine.