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I'm just wondering........Do the Football league chuck in the eggs too, or do you have to buy your own?

Damn. I wanted Blackpool. Bloody Allardice and stuck ups. Discuss I suppose

I totally agree. Have we got another manager who's first act is to get the team sheets from Manure, Man City, Liverpool, Arsenal and Chelsea, filter out all the non-english players, and then put them in around rooney, terry, gerrard etc, then look at other players in the prem. And they throw in Green as WHU are a Premiership team really. It'll be Matt Le Tiss all over again, especially for Adam Lallana.

We should concentrate on the Japanese link with Tandanari Lee. More option for us to make more of an impact as some comments indicate an increased japanese interest from their media since he arrived here. Perhaps we could do the old FM trick of asking him if he could recommend another player to increase this, plus the tours of Japan. Perhaps increase it with getting saints a sponsorship deal. I remember on my old Madness video of them being shown advertising the Honda City in Japan and I remember Chris Forman mentioning in an interview afterwards (on Radio with Jo Whiley I think) they did it to gain 'Brand Recognition' in Japan. Perhaps Saints could sell stuff for Mizumo.

Isn't anywhere, except The IOW and coastal towns all North to us? And i'm talking spiritual home, here, not where you actually live.

Yeh, and me. Did they bring back any cheese or clogs?

Nicola decides to Supersize the whole 'horses head in the bed' phenonima in preparation for the Premiership. In a statement he said;' Ifa dem Bastarges starta fargin with me, Rhino's where they live!'

In following in the Sky enforced, American Footballesq, Rugby League, naming convention................Southampton football club to be known as the 'Southampton Saint Rhino Hot Air Balloon Football club and bar.'

Saints employees in 'Spit Roasting/Beastiality' controversy

Well, as it's sea dredged aggregates, i can't see them wanting to relocate in land, and where else can they get what they have here? Hansons and Tarmac are even considering EXPANDING on the site of the old TV station.

Due to my relations in poopey, and my wife having caker relations, I am my own second cousins third cousin, twice removeds, uncle.

So, Based on the fact that we are now a premiership team again, what a-z list celebrities do you think will come out of the woodwork who 'have always supported Southampton, especially during the wilderness years.' Like Celebrity Chelsea fan Fiona Phillips.

I was working in a place called Higham, a real posh area, and I was travelling with one of my labourers and saw this woman put up a sign saying 'all items going free', there was clothes, golf clubs, CD's, stereo gear, computer stuff. We asked her why she was giving it away, and it was all her old mans, and he'd been caught 'playing away' and she was getting rid of his gear before he came home and realised. I managed to get a few pairs of shoes, a couple of suits that I sold and some expensive looking cufflinks before he came rushing home to put a stop to it.

Tulisa in one corner Lucy Pinder in the other two plates of jumbo hotdogs Toilet roll day. Sorted. hhhhhmmmmmmm

Yeh, I won an award and got a plug in for Saints as well.

Thanks Bridgey, it's brings it all home. I had to miss this because I was attending the Geotechnical Engineering Awards, for which we won the Sustainability Awards, I met Robert Llewellyn, of Red Dwarf and scrap heap challenge fame, and did get into the acceptence speach that my boss looks like Sam Allerdice, he supports West Ham, and SAINTS are going up. It's nice to see the players do enjoy life at the club, do seem to like Adkins, and are kean next season to make their mark. Loverly night out and I would have loved to be there.

The 14th July. My Daughters birthday.

There was no need to cheer or celebrate, they knew that promotion was technically sealed before the game; Yes, a draw or loss would not have mattered. Oh wait, yes it would. An air of overconfidence had replaced the need for a rendition of “When The Saints Go Marching In”. Eh? Overconfidence? Really? After Middlesborough? There’s no doubting that the Liebherr Group backed side have the capability to spend money on players to strengthen their side You mean the estate of Marcus Liebherr of the Mali Group. This is just one example of a team trying to buy their safety in the Premier League and I think if Saints try this tactic, they could be destined to a return to the 11:45pm slot on BBC One on Saturday night. Lets see, and give a more equal analogy. The Championship: Saints spent a few quid on 4 players and got one on a free, so spent frugally. Result Promotion as they added to an already established team. West Ham and Leicester spent big. Result? One in the play off lottery and another nowhere near. So, in conclusion, SFC knows how to spend fruaggally and establish a team unlike Wham and Leicester and QPR who produced a team full of very expensive individuals. One of my fears for next season lies with The Saints’ reliance upon two key players in getting promoted. There’s no doubt who these two players are with Rickie Lambert and Adam Lallana being voted FourFourTwo’s second and third best players in the Football League. Yes, right, of course no one has scored any goals apart from Lambo. Perhaps it isn’t the fact he wasn’t there that was the issue, but, like when others aren’t availble, the shape changes and it isn’t what they practiced. This year’s newly promoted have had none such similar reliance. When Steve Morison’s scoring for Norwich stopped, Grant Holt stepped up as well as Anthony Pilkington. Swansea have had shared responsibilities this season with Nathan Dyer, Scott Sinclair and Danny Graham have all threatened Unlike Guly, Hooervelt, Sharp, Lee, Lallana,. Saints also lack Premier League experience in their side. Only five of the sixteen in the crucial matchday squad for the win over Coventry had made appearances at the highest level. Hang on? He wants us to buy players now? But I thought that was a bad thing. And here you are, advocating the same. It’s fair to say, the few that have experience have not had a good one but this season a side in similar circumstances, Norwich, have done well. Hang on? I thought Saints were like QPR? Or are they like Norwich now? And with regard to the Premiership, do they use their hands, and play 4 quarters, each one 25 minutes long, and have 15 players? It’s the same game, and experience is learnt. If only players with premiership experience can play in the Premiership, doesn’t this mean it’ll die out in 10 years? Of course this is a theory on the status quo and a lot remains to be seen as to what happens in the upcoming transfer windows. Oh, so he says, in conclusion, that despite all he has alluded to above, the theory is based on the fact that Saints MAY do a QPR, or MAY NOT. Thanks Cameltoe. It was real. And I bet he’s ginger too.

Will Miss: Clem, Manish and Steve Claridge on the Footie League show. Winning more than losing. Being disappointed when we draw Real fans who go to the games Being the team that ref's give decisions to Having the top goal scorer in the league Having a new revalry with non-entities each season The feeling of 'We could win this thing' Being pretty happy with the big write up in the paper Not looking forward to: Fans who can't answer 'Where were you' when asked about cold wet freezing stands Only write ups in the papers is when we lose large, or when we win, 3/4 of the column inches being about Rooney/Messi/Wenger/Carlos Kickaball Winning more than losing. Being disappointed when we lose Being the team that ref's give decisions against Having the top goal scorer in the league, and no one knows it and is always rumoured to be on the move to a top five club Having no new revalry with non-entities each season The feeling of 'We could lose this thing' That **** Lowro droning on about **** that is inaccurate about us. Common misconceptions like: Saints can't afford it Need to sell their best players Lucky to be back Players are league one standard Opposition players laying dead on the floor with medics giving the 'Bee Gees' beat, whilst hooked upto a life support machine, until the ref points to the spot, and they are like the rising of Christ on the third day. The Carlos Kickaballs waving imaginary cards at the ref. 1-0 games week in, week out Hoof ball Wanting the ehad of Adkins/Guly/Fonte/Hammond/etc after every game Those on here who, after 4 years of the great team ethic, suddenly thinking to win we need 15 brand new players, who cost a honnert mullion pounds, on a mullion a week are the way to make a team to win the Prem. Because that is how we got here, 15 brand new strangers who had never played together before making up the first team, as it worked so well for Leicester and West Ham. Rant over.

Nigel is choked up and can't speak to the camera's. I'm chuffed about going back up. Simple as that.

My attempt:- If there is just one defining moment in your life, make it this one, For marcus, the team and fans.

And I would like to meet him, give him a big bear hug, and kiss him on his tiny bald patch, whilst dancing up and down to 'we are going up, say we are going up'. And then buy him and drink.

******. For fck sake Tossers.

We'regoing up we're going up we're going up

Is it: Generals take frequent offence from Majors.