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Leighton baines for me.

A cross between Benny Hill and Mick Channon. Although I have a slight posh accent when in that sort of company.

I'm glad to see him back too. Sent from my desktop using my pointing digits and a logitek keyboard

In answer to Wes,I think it's the otherway round. If you see the clip where he's talking to the guy in the bar when they are on holiday, ( and go to 3:36) It's just like that.

I'd like to see him scoring regularly, getting 28, with Rooney on 20, and a big broohaha about him not being picked for England.

Yes, I saw that on the stream and wanted to check on MOTD. He grabbed Clynes arm, called him '****ing ****' (which is easily decernable on TV) and tries to throw him back. I'm going to send a letter to the club. Another self deluded drunk with power, bullied at school, **** himself who doesn't realise without the players, no fans, without the fans, no stewards. I bet he's a traffic warden, or a Highways Agency Traffic Officer, or a PCSO in real life. On the up side, I believe that Lowro deliberatly avoided the subject of Ramirez, or somethignlike this would have happened. Lowro: That Ramirez on his first game start definatly made a difference. Redknapp: Yes his movement and passing made the difference today and changed the tempo of the game for the goal. Line-Acre: Yes. Didn't you say that Saints would never sign him. L: Don't go there Gary. Line-Acre: NO, do you remember you said they wouldn't sign him. You were quite specific about the fact that they wouldn't sign him, yet here he is in Red and a hint of White. L: Look, I just weighed up the facts, ok. They are a tin pot team who haven't got the money to buy a player at 12 million. Line-Acre: but they have. L: Well, they must be heavely in debt then to pay that much. Line-Acre: They're worth about 5 billion. L: Yes, 5 million won't ........ Line-Acre: I said 5 BILLION. 5th richest in the League. R: 5 Billion??????? Where's me phone, HAS ANYONE GOT CORTESES NUMBER? I've got to open Rosies account again. L

I can finally start watching MOTD. Puncheon, the great enigma, if only he can now play like that for the full 90. Talk of his goal being given as an own goal, i hope not. Yoshida looks the real deal, very impressed and let see him with Jos bolster up the defence. Clyne I am impressed with especially for his goal. Ramirez, what can I say. Speechless. And Richie Lambert. Why is he not playing for England. Good positioning, good goal and pushed us onto the win. The Season........... has.................... ..........................Started.

I Hope Nige hasn't made a booboo. I hope Munyaka Munyaka Styling scores a beauty.

Were playing much better this half, but at 3-1 shouldn't take the foot off the gas. Worked last time

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Were playing much better this half, but at 2-1 shouldn't take the foot off the gas.

NA had better have a good Half Time talk up his sleeve. Perhaps we should just go to hoof ball.

****ing ******

Our manager in million years time will be Zarxon Quarxs, a Beetleguisian born to parents in the Tau Cti region of space. Zarxon originally stars as a winger, on the books at Starshine Accademicals, before spending a couple of years at Bluxnox united, before finishing up at Dagenham and Redbridge. He'll have a minor international career, playing for Wales, due to Grand Parent links and has a pretty good run with them in the Milky Way Cup. After a nasty tackle during a game against Plobnaxy Athleticals in the spiral arm league from Jimmy Case Clone #1138 which will brake his metatarsal, he is unable recover from nanobot treatment and goes into coaching. After a spell as fitness coach at Bristol City and Young Boys, he becomes manager at Tripoli Radiation Bowl United, where he succeeds in taking them to the top of the United African Confederation League. He spends two seasons at Lazio before taking over the reigns at Southampton. Zarxon is in his second season a million years from now, after taking over from the animated corps of Rafa Benitez, and Saints are fifteenth in the Apple Ipod Premiership, after promotion from the MacDonalds/Coca-Cola/Tacobell/KFC Championship where they came second to Acrington Stanley. They lost at the weekend to Manchester United, although their manager, Alex Fugusons Head suspended in a jar of Sarsons Vinegar, claimed that we put up a good fight, leading them 2-1 for most of the match, before losing 15-2 in the 33rd hour of extra time. He is under pressure though to preform, both from the Chairman, the Ghost of Nicola Cortese, and the Saintsweb Quorum of nine. but things are looking up as Zarxon is looking to sign Rudi Skecel like blob of intelligent protomatter from Orions Gate, according to the football pundit Matt Le Robotissier. Harry will still not have been manager again, and the DFS sale will still be on.

We are three years into his five year plan, I would have thought he was happy to wait until then, as long as the plan is in place and progressing. As a business man he does understand that you have to speculate to accumilate, and with us two year early to the prem, we can't get instant success unless you buy the whole first team of Man City and Chelsea.

Do you mean Craig Noone of Cardiff, but he's only 24? Or do you mean John Noone, former Southampton Council councillor and SFC steward?

Didn't see it, but Dave Merrington was impressed and believed we played better in the second half with him out there, among other things. Certainly sounds like what we need. If we can just get a few def that install the same amount of hope.

+1 for me. I feel that we have arrived in the Premiership too early and we just aren't prepared. It's nice that we have, and we have spent a few bob to try and stay here, but for me, not bothered if we don't as this will give us a chance to continue consolidating and return anew, better prepared and with a team who can preform together, just like the one we had last season, and the season before. We know what our failings are, and I do believe we are trying to shore those up. We have the problem that what we can offer at the moment is players a season in the Premiership with us, and then relegation, from the look of it on paper, so the lack of other signings although we have supposedly tried, (those that we know about, I think there are many we don't ) are just introducing us to fielding 11 players, of which only 7 or 8 are a team, with 3-4 stangers who don't know how to fit in with the rest yet. Throw more money and the ratio of team players to strangers increases. I think the solution is loaning of players at this stage, definatly for shoring up the defence. The advantages would be that they are looking to be in the shop window to prove what they can do, which may overcome the 'strangers' problem a little quicker with exceesive zeal, but is not a solution in the long term, just enbough to get us to January. But I would welcome the Championship again for next season.

I agree. we want to be unique and not look like another team, bring back the Sash. Wouldn't even need an away kit.

My personal opinion is that why should we have spent the 12m on other areas, when we could spend 12m and more on other areas.

No, sorry Stu0x, you fail once more miserably. He has information on the event which is already happened, so should be calling 101, NOT 999. I don't think he witnessed it and tried to phone 101 whilst watching it, isn't that right, corky.

Mine is because......... I was a site agent at the time And when I was in the Army my last command was a liaison between the Intelligence Corp and the Centre for the protection of the National Infrastructure. Which equalled a lot of coffee drinking and drawings and driving around to meetings and eating a lot of cake.

Mine is because......... I was a site agent at the time And when I was in the Army my last command was a liaison between the Intelligence Corp and the Centre for the protection of the National Infrastructure. Which equalled a lot of coffee drinking and drawings and driving around to meetings and eating a lot of cake.

He would certainly score more than Rooney.

Very disappointed................but proud, very proud. We played them like a Premiership team. Losing to both Manchesters 3-2 is a triumph in itself. Can't comment too much about the Subs, but if we hadn't we would be moaning about tired legs. I think we made a mistake, but hindsight is a wonderful thing. If we can play like this against the rest, with our new additions, we can start to make our mark.