Secret Site Agent

Just a bit of light hearted humour based on the fact that I'm bored, and the England team will always been dominated by the big 4 etc. and there is a thread on it I thought a bit of light hearted banter. Remember, no rules except they need to be tongue in cheek, very lame and total crap. As based on Roy's REAL reason for not picking SRL. 'So, Woy, please explain why you will not pick a player from Saints'. - No Scouser has ever scored in the Striker position. - Southampton are in League 1 - Saints acadamy players don't amount to anything - I cant spell Adam The Lama - Nicol Cortese frightens me - My team sheet is already full of names when it's given to me. - We have no blank team sheets left, the photocopier don't work, and we haven't had Tippex since the Erricson left.

I miss the fella who used to be on Saints radio. Will Cope? he was a real saints fan and use to scream when we scored.

I used to own a property in Bassett and had 5 buyers pull out before I finally sold it. And as far as I know, none of them were because they were moving out of the region. Most.....tenuous....link.....ever.

Matt, I never, in a million years thought you of all people would think that way. However, let me tell you a story. One day walking down a beach I saw a man leaning down picking up something and throwing it out to the ocean. Getting closer I saw they were starfish. I questioned his motives. He said ‘the tide is low and these starfish have been washed up on the shore. If I don’t throw them back they’ll die from lack of oxygen.' ‘I understand, but there must be thousands on this beach and others along the coast. Can’t you see you can’t possibly make a difference?’ The man smiled, bent down and picked up another starfish and threw it back into the sea. He replied…’Made a difference to that one!’

I've done it Jim. Good luck and keep us all abreast as to what is going on.

My turn I thought we played well but just lacked bite in the final 3rd. Lallana really did fail to impress, but I didn't think Lambo had that bad a game. puncheon and Wardy Prowse were real game changers, (could have done with them on earlier). Oh, and almost forgot. Wigan.....blah blah....Arsenal...rhubard...Villa...yada yada....40 points.....thingy......Goal Diffence....diddilly...12-0....ooodilly...Stoke.....rah rah rah.

25 pounds

Thank goodness. Onwards and upwards

9 minutes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Furgie time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So that is our only positive................fox off and missing the rest of the season. We are southampton,we see silver linings everywhere

What a load of crap and there goes the fair play as well

What thy mostly do is deodorise so that the smell of **** doesn't eminate, causing you to think that the blokes next to you are a couple of old dossers and ruin your footballing experiance. Although if they stopped using them at Fratton, it would stop large deposits of fat accumilating in the toilets, and make them get back to their seats and watch the game.

I was at the Reading game last week sat in the Reading end as my company have season tickets, and I must confess for the first goal I was able to keep stumm, but the second my hand rose to say yes, but remembering where I was I turned it into a fist and shouted 'Fking Lallana'. You may get carried away, but you do need some sort of restraint.

'At last i've finished my Reading player Airfix model'.

Personally I think she sees these as opportunities to make some cash. The reason that she's waited 7 months is probably because she tried to sue the police first and either failed or her ambulance chasing lawler couldn't find a way to make them culpable. Personally I hope she loses, or is removed from the front line.

Alp, don't be a stranger. I like it when you're balanced, and you should show the few that delight in goading you that you can give praise when it's due.

How could I forget this thread was going on. How many pages? We must be mad. Still, good fun though. I hope we get the chance to play them and beat them 8 - 0 to kill of ALL gloating rights. I'll be back when we get to 2000.

Shaw arrives on his Reading commemerative surf board.

Just back from the game. I was sat in the middle of the Reading faithful, as my company has season tickets to Reading. I must say they were very quiet, not vocal enough especially when Reading were in the accendency for the first 10-15 minutes. I was disappointed that they didn't join in with the Saints fans to sing 'There is only one Nigel Adkins.' as I thought they might. Onto the game, I though J Rod, SRL, Ramirez played well, also hats off to Clyne and Shaw who seemed to stop them playing theior game. I though Steve Davis played well, and was surprised he didn't get his goal. Finally a big up for Boruc as his acrobatics wound up a number of Reading fans, especially his one handed keeept up by knocking it up and moving it across the area. Be interested to see if he did save the one on the line, as the Blue hopefuls screamed foul.

ANd it's happened to me, and also I've been lined up for soemone elses job. It's business I'm afraid, it's cheap, low down, ungentlemanly and ****ttty, but that's business for you.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. Help us Jevus, help us. We're going down. Help ma boab. annnnd Scene. Thank you. Thank you very much.

The Rock

I remember my Missus was always on these.

Put succinctly, No, I want a 4-0 win. And i would like to give Mr Redknapp a large Calibash pipe to smoke it in.

No, I think you're find what he is saying, and I am taking a BIT chunk of poetic licence here is: If we had Christiano Ronaldo in our team instead of Jason Puncheon, yes we would be a better team. If we had 11 Christiano Ronaldo's we wouldn't be a better team, (he's no defender, probably not a good goalie, is so far up his own arse he wouldn't pass to himself) etc.