Secret Site Agent

44, live in Fair Oak and Boston First home 1978 Birmingham won 1-0 (I think) First away Brighton the following year can't remember the score, but remember mates brother lost me at the station, and two blokes with their kids took me home, paid my train fare and bought me a pie and a can of tab.

Desperatly texting my pal who knows these things and all he will say is 'Patience' WTF does that mean, I don't know.

I miss them as well. St. landrew sorted out my 'puter quite afew times in the old days.

No, I think you'll find that the football match is still filmed and the feeds are sold around the world, outside the UK, and it's these mostly that are streamed. Else we wouldn't have highlights or MOTD. Service as normal me thinks.

Everybody, that's my game. I love you all in each and every way

I've taken the gamble at 4-1. It's all in his opinion.....hmm. and mine. Ahum....

I believe it was to stop him peeing on his slippers.

My little ITK friend, who is pretty close to these things at times but tells me next to bugger all as he's frightened he'll lose his job, reckons this is a definate and will happen. Didn't know about the odds but i'm sticking £ 30 on it as we speak.

I think you will find that the members themselves are probably a fair representatation of the club and are a good cross section of Saints supporters. But I think you will find it isn't the vast majority, but a minority who have some reservations as such, and are vocal in representing them on here. Plus those that feel hard done by, and wish to vent their anger to, hopefully, like minded people. Generally the squeeky wheel gets the grease. Perhaps there needs to be a survey of those who are always the second poster to a thread, or who are always present to post at certain times, to see who is the most and least prolific posters. Or just assume we are all mad nut jobs and wingers or general fans based on if we are for it or ag'in it, what ever 'it' is.

Just posting for the sake of it.

Done as well

Just voted. Morgan and Luke running away with it now. I agree it's a shame Clyne isn't there. But under the question: Should Man Utd sell Wayne Rooney? I couldn't find the option Who cares because he's a bald, granny f-ing mercenary clunt any where.

****in idiot. No such thing as death by mis-adventure in construction. He falls and that's the Site Agent in prison under the H and S at work act, for failure to have a duty of care to those on site, (including trespassers).

Yep. Got to agree. It's gone from 'lets have a laugh' to 'errr,errr, morgan should play for England, errr, errr.' I'm going to take names and ridicule posts for the summer.

I think most people are not getting the point of this thread. It's just a bit of fun based on the weak excuse when pressed as to why not pick certain players over others. truth to tell we need to start again as a country and try something else as the old system isn't working. Now forget the serious ****, and have some fun.

Then why don't you make it funny. So easy to destroy, so difficult to create

I like the luke of Look Shaw, but what country does Zzzamton play?

Here's another one...... I quite fancied that Jay Ramirez but he's Argentinian.......or Spanish......or Something. Cost 12 million though.

Carrying out works to try and stop Boston from flooding. (that's Boston,Lincolnshire, UK not Boston, Massachusetts, USA)

Just a bit of light hearted humour based on the fact that I'm bored, and the England team will always been dominated by the big 4 etc. and there is a thread on it I thought a bit of light hearted banter. Remember, no rules except they need to be tongue in cheek, very lame and total crap. As based on Roy's REAL reason for not picking SRL. 'So, Woy, please explain why you will not pick a player from Saints'. - No Scouser has ever scored in the Striker position. - Southampton are in League 1 - Saints acadamy players don't amount to anything - I cant spell Adam The Lama - Nicol Cortese frightens me - My team sheet is already full of names when it's given to me. - We have no blank team sheets left, the photocopier don't work, and we haven't had Tippex since the Erricson left.

I miss the fella who used to be on Saints radio. Will Cope? he was a real saints fan and use to scream when we scored.

I used to own a property in Bassett and had 5 buyers pull out before I finally sold it. And as far as I know, none of them were because they were moving out of the region. Most.....tenuous....link.....ever.

Matt, I never, in a million years thought you of all people would think that way. However, let me tell you a story. One day walking down a beach I saw a man leaning down picking up something and throwing it out to the ocean. Getting closer I saw they were starfish. I questioned his motives. He said ‘the tide is low and these starfish have been washed up on the shore. If I don’t throw them back they’ll die from lack of oxygen.' ‘I understand, but there must be thousands on this beach and others along the coast. Can’t you see you can’t possibly make a difference?’ The man smiled, bent down and picked up another starfish and threw it back into the sea. He replied…’Made a difference to that one!’

I've done it Jim. Good luck and keep us all abreast as to what is going on.

My turn I thought we played well but just lacked bite in the final 3rd. Lallana really did fail to impress, but I didn't think Lambo had that bad a game. puncheon and Wardy Prowse were real game changers, (could have done with them on earlier). Oh, and almost forgot. Wigan.....blah blah....Arsenal...rhubard...Villa...yada yada....40 points.....thingy......Goal Diffence....diddilly...12-0....ooodilly...Stoke.....rah rah rah.