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Your Pope Puppet is very lifelike.

The commentator is mental on this. Papa waigo, Papa waigo, Papa waigo, Papa waigo, Papa waigo, Papa waigo, Papa waigo, Papa waigo, Papa waigo Osvaldo, Osvaldo, Osvaldo, Osvaldo, Osvaldo, Osvaldo, Osvaldo, Osvaldo, Osvaldo, Osvaldo, Osvaldo, Osvaldo, Osvaldo. Still, I digress Exciting times And a few arseholes being opened I feel, with this signing. We're a challenging team now. Lets start with Sunderland and for a few weeks enjoy a high table position.

Di Canio

Just drove passed a bunch of Man Utd fans in their shirts. 'Oi Mate, did you see Roony's goal' 'What. He didn't score!' 'I know. But Ricky ****in did. Hahahahahahhaha'. I've never been kissed by a Manc before on the forehead. They're made up for him as well. reckon he's going to be a big star this season. And they want tpo know where Lallana, corky and Clyne are. Don't like Manure most of the time, but tonight we'ree all Englishmen. Sent from my HP Spectre XT TouchSmart laptop using my cock and a Vodafone 3g banana - hammock whilst singing Ricky Lambert for England.....wait he's here, whilst Eating a big Fuk-off meat pie from Bycrofts of Boston.

Cinderella stooooorrryyyyyy. From Beetroot Packer, through the bottom leagues to the Premiership. (note for the press: 15 goals last season, JOINT TOP ENGLISH SCORER AND ROONEY CAN LICK THE SWEAT OFF OF HIS SWEATTY MEATY SWINGERS) First touch for England-a goal Almost scored two others. Rooney........meh, crap, lies about firtness, just can't be arsed. I was there to see Ricky score against the Sweaty Socks. And I relish it. He'll never play for England again. He showed up too many lazy overpaid premadonna bastards. We can't have that. He showed that you don't have to play for the big 4 to get selected. We can't have that. He proved that there are many good players out there, maybe not a skilled as Gerrard, Rooney etc. but almost, who would show them up if given a chance because they would play their ******** out with passion, pride and for the 3 lions. And we can't have that. Well done Sir Ricky Lambert. You're be all over the papers tomorrow instead of that Lazy clunt Rooney and just so. And you probably put an extra million on your price tag, although you're going nowhere. That'll do, Rick, That'll do. Sent from my HP Spectre XT TouchSmart laptop using my big chubby fingers and a Vodafone 3g dongle, hanging out of the window on a USB extention, from my Car whilst my friend revvs the arse out of it with 'We are Southampton' screeming out of my Blaupunct speakers and mine and his Saints scarfs hanging out of the back windows. I think I've drunk to much.

I'm worried we would be called the Southampton Marys. But if we need to adopt something more keeping with the don. The Southampton Cosa Nostra? Or the Southampton Omertas'?

About bloody time too. I hope we win 3-0 with Rickie scoring 2 and 1 assist. And showing up Rooney into the bargain, so that the papers are come up with stupid excuses for this paradox. Good on ya, Rickster, show then waht you can do.

I almost PMSL at this one. Kudos.

Hate for me is a very strong emotion. It conjures up the feelings that you wish harm, distress, revolsion bordering on mania against another team. No, I don't 'Hate' any other team. However, I do have a dislike of Manure, Man C, Chelsea, and Arsenal, for the same reasons that some others on here have - the media. I listen to talk Manure, Man C, Chelsea, Arsenal, and Liverpool where they discuss the ins and outs of Manure, Man C, Chelsea, Arsenal, and Liverpool as they are the only clubs in the Premierships. I read the Sun where the signings of Wanyama and Ramirez NOT by Manure, Man C, Liverpool, Chelsea, and Arsenal, was NOT reported in a back page splash. On Radio 1 and 2 on the sports news we hear of nothing of note happening to Man C, Manure, Chelsea, Liverpool and Arsenal. I am a little fatigued by it all. Yesterday League Two Newport County won 3-1 with a shock extra-time win over Championship outfit Brighton. Morecambe beat Wolves 1 - 0 Middlesbrough lost 1 - 2 to Accrington Stanley. Quite remarkable feats. The media will lead with Let me leave Liverpool, pleads Suarez . I am dismayed at people at work, and at my kids schools, and in the pub talking about their team, 'INSERT TOP FIVE HERE' when the only reason for choosing and supporting that team is because it is Man C, Manure, Chelsea, Liverpool and Arsenal. They get upset when I tell them not to support England, support Brasil, as it's the same logic. Guy in the pub, two days ago where I am working, a complete stranger, told me that 'his team' haven't bought well this year, and he dispairs for the upcoming season, but they'll still put one over on Saints. He supports Arsenal I'm in Boston, in Lincolnshire. Where he's from. And where he was born. And so was his entire family. But he has a right to support them. As he supported them when he was a kid. at the age of 12, about 15 years ago. These are the same people who supported saints all their life, apart from the last 5 years, of course as Saints Ceased to exist, but after last year, they are life long fans again. Can't remember seeing them at Hartlepool, or Dagenham game, or against Brighton, or Freezing their nuts off at Yeovil. But I see them now. Why, even my collegue at work, the Chelsea fan, is happy now. Last year he was a life long Reading fan who had always supported them, as he comes from Reading, believes his team will turn the tables on us this year. 'But you're in the Championship now.' I pointed out to him. 'No, I mean Chelsea.'

I am always Saints no matter what. It's a loyalty thing for me and I really care when we lose and win. On FM I am always Saints, but do like the challenge of playing like a real manager and going where the offers are. I also have a soft spot for Eastleigh, as years ago when we were last in the Prem, didn't like the idea of being mid table all the time, (not even a decent relegation scrap to be had) so wanted the challenge of gaining promotions and fighting relegation. Just picked up Fifa 10 again after a while, just to have the challenge again of 3 promotions and championbs league. I know what you mean about the quits though when you are playing against: Real Madrid Man Utd Man City Liverpool Barcelona Juventus AC Milan. Most of them whinging that 'It aint happening, Man. It's not right man. You must be cheating man. Ain't like this in real life man.' Generally, they know I'm a man. And thye don't like Saints winning.

Was part, a few years ago, of the great rush for the RAF to prove their value going into 21st century where we were due to price up and advance runway works at various overseas airstrips for the rapid turnaround of the new Typhoon jets, (or the Eurofighter/F22 as it was mooted at the time) with in-air refuelling and large lift capability so that they could provide rapid response over the middle east, Balkans and Far East of fighter air cover and troop transport. We/they failed to convince the MOD who went with the QE2 carrier ideas. Part of the Last Governments defence review also includes the AIR/LAND/SEA combined services idea of saving money by having RAF, (instead of Fleet Air Arm) pilots launching off of Royal Naval carriers, with the Army providing airfield and naval security, removing the need for the Royal Marines and the RAF regiment, PLUS, utilising the reserve forces to provide 1/3 of personel in all 3 arms, rather than EXPANDING the existing arms by a third. It was just after the second gulf war. I remember the Old Colonel who we were liasing with telling a Wing commander at a function in Cyprus that, 'The old saying that Old Soldiers never die, young one do isn't good enough for the Government, they want civilians in DPM (camoflage uniforms to the uninitiated) and two weeks training waving bread knifes on broom sticks to do the dying now.' And as for the sharing of carriers with the French? Bloddy hell the nerve. (the truth of the matter being a simple study on the feasiblity of flying RN aircraft off of French carrier Charles de Gaulle, i think, for operations as part of the Task Force 150 and then as part of the EU task force against the Somali pirates).

Mind you, last season I was able to watch all of the saints matches on the .........ummm.......continent, (yes, that will do). Yes, the continant, as I did a lot of surfin..........travelling around the world to watch local affiliate show the matches, legally within their own realms. I think I got away with that.

Thanks Pal. You just get the feeling that hard nosed or not, Cortese has the same dream as us. And sells it well.

I think you will find the bold is the bullet points that if you just look at the team, and the boldyou can make out the gist without the need to read the whole statement. so that a double :facepalm: to you

And to put it in context, there are, within the home changing rooms of the Majeski standium, the following football team based memorabilia: Saints x 3, Middlesborough, Brighton, Liverpool x 5 (or 6), Man U, Chesterfield, Bournemouth, Leicester, Lincoln, Arsenal x 3, Munster, Alencon, some German ones that I can't remember and an Aussie Wallabies Rugby Jersey. And a Pompey shirt. I know, I was there, (but none of it was mine, by the way). I'm assuming that the 2 scouse and 1 Walsall turds were removed from the communal bath by now. So it's not like it's unique or hasn't been done before. Old News, really.

I think it's nice that a small part of Pompey will be part of the great success that will be Southampton Football Club. Let's be honest, that's the only glory they will ever get now. Let them have their 5 minutes. we can juts look down at them from the lofty heights of the Premiership with amug look on our faces.

44, live in Fair Oak and Boston First home 1978 Birmingham won 1-0 (I think) First away Brighton the following year can't remember the score, but remember mates brother lost me at the station, and two blokes with their kids took me home, paid my train fare and bought me a pie and a can of tab.

Desperatly texting my pal who knows these things and all he will say is 'Patience' WTF does that mean, I don't know.

I miss them as well. St. landrew sorted out my 'puter quite afew times in the old days.

No, I think you'll find that the football match is still filmed and the feeds are sold around the world, outside the UK, and it's these mostly that are streamed. Else we wouldn't have highlights or MOTD. Service as normal me thinks.

Everybody, that's my game. I love you all in each and every way

I've taken the gamble at 4-1. It's all in his opinion.....hmm. and mine. Ahum....

I believe it was to stop him peeing on his slippers.

My little ITK friend, who is pretty close to these things at times but tells me next to bugger all as he's frightened he'll lose his job, reckons this is a definate and will happen. Didn't know about the odds but i'm sticking £ 30 on it as we speak.

I think you will find that the members themselves are probably a fair representatation of the club and are a good cross section of Saints supporters. But I think you will find it isn't the vast majority, but a minority who have some reservations as such, and are vocal in representing them on here. Plus those that feel hard done by, and wish to vent their anger to, hopefully, like minded people. Generally the squeeky wheel gets the grease. Perhaps there needs to be a survey of those who are always the second poster to a thread, or who are always present to post at certain times, to see who is the most and least prolific posters. Or just assume we are all mad nut jobs and wingers or general fans based on if we are for it or ag'in it, what ever 'it' is.