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I thought he had missed when I saw it. Fair play Jrod And 5 clean sheets in 7 games. COYR.

I agree. You watch rugby players going hell for leather and when obstructed or tripped, they try hard to keep to their feet as there is no benefit to going down, just getting as much territory as possible. They look too much these days to going down when they feel something in thehope of gaining an advantage. If you intrduced retrospective fines and sanctions for any diving caught on TV screens they would soon start to try and keep their balance.

I think they should smoke a pipe....whilst playing, like in the old days. I remeber during the twenties when you could avoid a yellow card if you offered the fouled player one of your woodbines. And at half time players going into the opponents dressing room and having discussions on kierkegaard and wittgenstein over a brandy and a choice cigar. 'If people never did silly things nothing intelligent would ever get done.'

Today we played a straight 4-4-2. I think this is ponch trying to make it easier for them to gel, by having a formation that suits both. Rickie has been out of sorts since playing for England. Onto the match. Great start to the second half, first we were a litle flat and apprehensive i think, playing the scrappy CP game, but come the second half, cometh the man/men. Glad to see Ossie of to his first goal, and hopefully the start of him banging them in, and Rickie back to the set piece king. 4th in the table? Can't be right surely........My missus reckons that the if our last 4 years were a game of Football manager, I would be moaning about it being unrealistic. The future's bright. The futures red and.........these is some white bits in there, i think.

I'm glad you got in before soemone started quoting the Little Mermaid.

Now be fair, everyone. A spokesman for the Qatari FA has just been on the radio to explain the postiion: 'Qatar won it, fair and square.So all the other countries can lick my camels dangly parts. And it is true that we can't have it in the summer as it's too hot, so we will have it in the winter, to suit all you infidel dogs. And all this crap about our infrastructure not being up to it. 2022 is a long way away, and we have time to build and if our infrastructure isn't ready, why we will just host it somewhere else. Like England. They have a pretty good infrastructure, i saw it in a video a few years ago.'

OK, I have reviewed the tale of the tape and.........decision stands. All judges decisions are final

Well done Rickie, proving them wrong and Woy right again. He has a role now, i think, and that can't be denied. 2 caps, 2 goals and 2 assists. And no mention of the beetroot factory either.

I was one of those

Oh yes, you get a +1 from me. My son was treated like the scum of the Earth. It was suggested that we, the 'Parents' were to blame for being educationally sub-normal, and leading him to be the same. But Mr Teacher, not only do I have some education, I have more qualifications than you. And if we, his parents are to blame, how come his Sister is top in all her classes, (she now has a masters degree in Media and Advertising). And why is it after spending £600 we couldn't really afford on extra tuition was the private tutor able in 8 weeks able to raise his reading level by 2 years, when you could even do that in 8 months? Sorry, a little bitter i'm afraid. Two sides to every coin.

I fought the LEA back in the early 90's over my son, as he has Aspergers, and in those days it was in it's infancy, (I paid many hundreds of pounds to get him diagnosed and he appears in the text books now) because he was being forced to only attend school in the mornings, as they labelled him a 'naughty little boy'. The day I informed the school that he was attending full time, they excluded him. Treated us like carp because it would open the flood gates if they educated him correctly, they just wanted to stick him in an exclusion unit and forget all about him. Sued the LEA, the school and they ruined his education. It galls me now that the type of education he needed, they give out freely now. I know because my Mrs works in a school giving this sort of support. There are toe rags out there, and there are bad parents as well, some of them are only children themselves, but soemtimes it's the easy option for schools rather than tackling the problem. They concentrate on educating those that can be educated and forget the rest. Then they go out into the job market unable to perform the most basic of functions. We have a large number of those in the construction industry for whom school was a non starter. I have been involved in a project to teach two of them to read and write. But you give them a task, and they do a good days graft, from 7 in the morning to 5 at night, and have skills that raise them above being dummies. And if I have to give another induction to a bunch of Graduates who spend the whole session staring at thier bloody i-phones, i'll make sure an industrial accident befalls them. The phones, not the graduates.

Is that the same Terry who used to have a Barbers in the posh houses in Bugle Street. £6 for a cut and blow job, if you know what I mean young man!!!!!

Sorry, back on Thread, Roy from Eastenders, I kid you not. Tony Caunter is a big fan and has been since he was a boy.

How many times do I have to be haunted by the beeatch who deserted us when we were in the championship and she said 'Chelsea' She gives girls from Millbrook a bad name.

Yep, that's the sort of thing I mean. we can include the printed press as well as others.

After the Lawro thread and the others that people post, i was wondering, just for a bit of fun, if maybe we could have a weekly sticky to post all of the predictions from the pundits, talking heads, lazy journos and media types, to see how accurate they are. A statto out there may want to generate a table so that we can see who's accurate, close to the result, or full of excrement. We could even call it the 'Is Lawro full of S*** prediction thread'. Just an idea, that's all. A it of fun. Something to while away the hours. Please note that if your first instinct is to post 'Do we need another thread on this?' The answer is yes as it negates the need for other prediction threads. That's saved you 30 seconds of your life. If it's to denegrate anyone here, we have the Lounge and Muppet Show. Please feel free to go there. That's saved you another 30 seconds of your life. If you disagree, that is fine. I may disagree with you, but i'll happily pick up a rifle and die to defend your right to say that. And if you agree, well, fair play to you. Lets have a bit of self interested, biased, rose tinted, Saintcentric fun, at the hands of the so called experts. And i wished I had posted this before the start of the season.

Yes, Yes and Thrice Yes:lol: I'm quite happy to have athread everytime someone like Lawro makes a statement AGAINST us based on nothing but blind laziness and 'assumptions'. After all we are only a League 1 club, relegated last season based on his addled, confused brain. Another who doesn't like to upset the top 4 applecart.

Yeh, I said that. Or are the BBC going to take it in turns to have a championship manager on each week. Next week Paul Ince, then followed by Nigel Adkins etc. Giving a new perspective on the whole of the premiership games, with no bias or agenda, just a neutral look at the days football fixtures. Or does Redkrapp need the money, so the Beeb is helping him out.

Good to see us keep the ball, but still failing to find the back of the net until late. Ref was a joke and we clearly denied two free kicks. Ossie a little worrying with his temper, i think and lucky not to be sent off. Still, a draw and a win in 1st two. Onward and upward.

Read his look. There is the end of the lesson.

The LOOK on his face was....... not he THOUGHT to himself. Example: He looks shocked. We determine he's shocked based on his demenour and facial cursers 'I'm shocked', he thought. Internal monologue determining he is shocked. Classic change the fact to suit the argument. Even happier to help.

Thanks, I do try. And didn't I base it on a look, not an internal monologue. Isn't that classic Mong Boarding, instead? You know, taking what someone has written, changing the facts,context,and tone and then warping it so that you can use it as a dig at someone. As I am refering to the use of Micro-expressions, as defined by Paul Ekman and not the act of Mind Reading, as defined by Richard Bandler, (and has nothing to do with ESP), how can it be imagined. So easy to destroy, so difficlut to create. I have on my face, the look of love. And it's to you.

What, so that he can look to give a few provincial club players a go, just so he can look shocked when they actually Play, and Play well, outshining the rest? Was it just me, but when SRL scored , the look on Woy's face wasn't one of eleation, it was more a look of, '****! I gave the bloody old bastard from Saints a go, so the press and pundits would leave me alone for not picking the highest scoring Englishman in the Prem last season, and he's gone a scored a goal. The winner by all accounts. And almost scored two more. That wasn't in the script. He was supposed to fail. Damn, what do I do now? I Know, tell them that no one gets a place automatically, then I can quietly not pick him again. Of course, i'll have to explain to Rooney, Gerrard and the others that I don't mena them.........' Don't forget. Rickie had the audacity to show up Rooney, on National Television, and dominated the Press the following day. I would dearly love to see tyhem play. and as for they're not quite good enough, give them the shirt and watch them BE good enough. I would much rather watch them try, and fail, than watch the current crop just go through the motions.

Didn't you used to play Ali G on TV?

'Pleased to meet you, you're Holiness' 'And it's good to meet you too, Pope'