Secret Site Agent

I fought the LEA back in the early 90's over my son, as he has Aspergers, and in those days it was in it's infancy, (I paid many hundreds of pounds to get him diagnosed and he appears in the text books now) because he was being forced to only attend school in the mornings, as they labelled him a 'naughty little boy'. The day I informed the school that he was attending full time, they excluded him. Treated us like carp because it would open the flood gates if they educated him correctly, they just wanted to stick him in an exclusion unit and forget all about him. Sued the LEA, the school and they ruined his education. It galls me now that the type of education he needed, they give out freely now. I know because my Mrs works in a school giving this sort of support. There are toe rags out there, and there are bad parents as well, some of them are only children themselves, but soemtimes it's the easy option for schools rather than tackling the problem. They concentrate on educating those that can be educated and forget the rest. Then they go out into the job market unable to perform the most basic of functions. We have a large number of those in the construction industry for whom school was a non starter. I have been involved in a project to teach two of them to read and write. But you give them a task, and they do a good days graft, from 7 in the morning to 5 at night, and have skills that raise them above being dummies. And if I have to give another induction to a bunch of Graduates who spend the whole session staring at thier bloody i-phones, i'll make sure an industrial accident befalls them. The phones, not the graduates.

Is that the same Terry who used to have a Barbers in the posh houses in Bugle Street. £6 for a cut and blow job, if you know what I mean young man!!!!!

Sorry, back on Thread, Roy from Eastenders, I kid you not. Tony Caunter is a big fan and has been since he was a boy.

How many times do I have to be haunted by the beeatch who deserted us when we were in the championship and she said 'Chelsea' She gives girls from Millbrook a bad name.

Yep, that's the sort of thing I mean. we can include the printed press as well as others.

After the Lawro thread and the others that people post, i was wondering, just for a bit of fun, if maybe we could have a weekly sticky to post all of the predictions from the pundits, talking heads, lazy journos and media types, to see how accurate they are. A statto out there may want to generate a table so that we can see who's accurate, close to the result, or full of excrement. We could even call it the 'Is Lawro full of S*** prediction thread'. Just an idea, that's all. A it of fun. Something to while away the hours. Please note that if your first instinct is to post 'Do we need another thread on this?' The answer is yes as it negates the need for other prediction threads. That's saved you 30 seconds of your life. If it's to denegrate anyone here, we have the Lounge and Muppet Show. Please feel free to go there. That's saved you another 30 seconds of your life. If you disagree, that is fine. I may disagree with you, but i'll happily pick up a rifle and die to defend your right to say that. And if you agree, well, fair play to you. Lets have a bit of self interested, biased, rose tinted, Saintcentric fun, at the hands of the so called experts. And i wished I had posted this before the start of the season.

Yes, Yes and Thrice Yes:lol: I'm quite happy to have athread everytime someone like Lawro makes a statement AGAINST us based on nothing but blind laziness and 'assumptions'. After all we are only a League 1 club, relegated last season based on his addled, confused brain. Another who doesn't like to upset the top 4 applecart.

Yeh, I said that. Or are the BBC going to take it in turns to have a championship manager on each week. Next week Paul Ince, then followed by Nigel Adkins etc. Giving a new perspective on the whole of the premiership games, with no bias or agenda, just a neutral look at the days football fixtures. Or does Redkrapp need the money, so the Beeb is helping him out.

Good to see us keep the ball, but still failing to find the back of the net until late. Ref was a joke and we clearly denied two free kicks. Ossie a little worrying with his temper, i think and lucky not to be sent off. Still, a draw and a win in 1st two. Onward and upward.

Read his look. There is the end of the lesson.

The LOOK on his face was....... not he THOUGHT to himself. Example: He looks shocked. We determine he's shocked based on his demenour and facial cursers 'I'm shocked', he thought. Internal monologue determining he is shocked. Classic change the fact to suit the argument. Even happier to help.

Thanks, I do try. And didn't I base it on a look, not an internal monologue. Isn't that classic Mong Boarding, instead? You know, taking what someone has written, changing the facts,context,and tone and then warping it so that you can use it as a dig at someone. As I am refering to the use of Micro-expressions, as defined by Paul Ekman and not the act of Mind Reading, as defined by Richard Bandler, (and has nothing to do with ESP), how can it be imagined. So easy to destroy, so difficlut to create. I have on my face, the look of love. And it's to you.

What, so that he can look to give a few provincial club players a go, just so he can look shocked when they actually Play, and Play well, outshining the rest? Was it just me, but when SRL scored , the look on Woy's face wasn't one of eleation, it was more a look of, '****! I gave the bloody old bastard from Saints a go, so the press and pundits would leave me alone for not picking the highest scoring Englishman in the Prem last season, and he's gone a scored a goal. The winner by all accounts. And almost scored two more. That wasn't in the script. He was supposed to fail. Damn, what do I do now? I Know, tell them that no one gets a place automatically, then I can quietly not pick him again. Of course, i'll have to explain to Rooney, Gerrard and the others that I don't mena them.........' Don't forget. Rickie had the audacity to show up Rooney, on National Television, and dominated the Press the following day. I would dearly love to see tyhem play. and as for they're not quite good enough, give them the shirt and watch them BE good enough. I would much rather watch them try, and fail, than watch the current crop just go through the motions.

Didn't you used to play Ali G on TV?

'Pleased to meet you, you're Holiness' 'And it's good to meet you too, Pope'

Your Pope Puppet is very lifelike.

The commentator is mental on this. Papa waigo, Papa waigo, Papa waigo, Papa waigo, Papa waigo, Papa waigo, Papa waigo, Papa waigo, Papa waigo Osvaldo, Osvaldo, Osvaldo, Osvaldo, Osvaldo, Osvaldo, Osvaldo, Osvaldo, Osvaldo, Osvaldo, Osvaldo, Osvaldo, Osvaldo. Still, I digress Exciting times And a few arseholes being opened I feel, with this signing. We're a challenging team now. Lets start with Sunderland and for a few weeks enjoy a high table position.

Di Canio

Just drove passed a bunch of Man Utd fans in their shirts. 'Oi Mate, did you see Roony's goal' 'What. He didn't score!' 'I know. But Ricky ****in did. Hahahahahahhaha'. I've never been kissed by a Manc before on the forehead. They're made up for him as well. reckon he's going to be a big star this season. And they want tpo know where Lallana, corky and Clyne are. Don't like Manure most of the time, but tonight we'ree all Englishmen. Sent from my HP Spectre XT TouchSmart laptop using my cock and a Vodafone 3g banana - hammock whilst singing Ricky Lambert for England.....wait he's here, whilst Eating a big Fuk-off meat pie from Bycrofts of Boston.

Cinderella stooooorrryyyyyy. From Beetroot Packer, through the bottom leagues to the Premiership. (note for the press: 15 goals last season, JOINT TOP ENGLISH SCORER AND ROONEY CAN LICK THE SWEAT OFF OF HIS SWEATTY MEATY SWINGERS) First touch for England-a goal Almost scored two others. Rooney........meh, crap, lies about firtness, just can't be arsed. I was there to see Ricky score against the Sweaty Socks. And I relish it. He'll never play for England again. He showed up too many lazy overpaid premadonna bastards. We can't have that. He showed that you don't have to play for the big 4 to get selected. We can't have that. He proved that there are many good players out there, maybe not a skilled as Gerrard, Rooney etc. but almost, who would show them up if given a chance because they would play their ******** out with passion, pride and for the 3 lions. And we can't have that. Well done Sir Ricky Lambert. You're be all over the papers tomorrow instead of that Lazy clunt Rooney and just so. And you probably put an extra million on your price tag, although you're going nowhere. That'll do, Rick, That'll do. Sent from my HP Spectre XT TouchSmart laptop using my big chubby fingers and a Vodafone 3g dongle, hanging out of the window on a USB extention, from my Car whilst my friend revvs the arse out of it with 'We are Southampton' screeming out of my Blaupunct speakers and mine and his Saints scarfs hanging out of the back windows. I think I've drunk to much.

I'm worried we would be called the Southampton Marys. But if we need to adopt something more keeping with the don. The Southampton Cosa Nostra? Or the Southampton Omertas'?

About bloody time too. I hope we win 3-0 with Rickie scoring 2 and 1 assist. And showing up Rooney into the bargain, so that the papers are come up with stupid excuses for this paradox. Good on ya, Rickster, show then waht you can do.

I almost PMSL at this one. Kudos.

Hate for me is a very strong emotion. It conjures up the feelings that you wish harm, distress, revolsion bordering on mania against another team. No, I don't 'Hate' any other team. However, I do have a dislike of Manure, Man C, Chelsea, and Arsenal, for the same reasons that some others on here have - the media. I listen to talk Manure, Man C, Chelsea, Arsenal, and Liverpool where they discuss the ins and outs of Manure, Man C, Chelsea, Arsenal, and Liverpool as they are the only clubs in the Premierships. I read the Sun where the signings of Wanyama and Ramirez NOT by Manure, Man C, Liverpool, Chelsea, and Arsenal, was NOT reported in a back page splash. On Radio 1 and 2 on the sports news we hear of nothing of note happening to Man C, Manure, Chelsea, Liverpool and Arsenal. I am a little fatigued by it all. Yesterday League Two Newport County won 3-1 with a shock extra-time win over Championship outfit Brighton. Morecambe beat Wolves 1 - 0 Middlesbrough lost 1 - 2 to Accrington Stanley. Quite remarkable feats. The media will lead with Let me leave Liverpool, pleads Suarez . I am dismayed at people at work, and at my kids schools, and in the pub talking about their team, 'INSERT TOP FIVE HERE' when the only reason for choosing and supporting that team is because it is Man C, Manure, Chelsea, Liverpool and Arsenal. They get upset when I tell them not to support England, support Brasil, as it's the same logic. Guy in the pub, two days ago where I am working, a complete stranger, told me that 'his team' haven't bought well this year, and he dispairs for the upcoming season, but they'll still put one over on Saints. He supports Arsenal I'm in Boston, in Lincolnshire. Where he's from. And where he was born. And so was his entire family. But he has a right to support them. As he supported them when he was a kid. at the age of 12, about 15 years ago. These are the same people who supported saints all their life, apart from the last 5 years, of course as Saints Ceased to exist, but after last year, they are life long fans again. Can't remember seeing them at Hartlepool, or Dagenham game, or against Brighton, or Freezing their nuts off at Yeovil. But I see them now. Why, even my collegue at work, the Chelsea fan, is happy now. Last year he was a life long Reading fan who had always supported them, as he comes from Reading, believes his team will turn the tables on us this year. 'But you're in the Championship now.' I pointed out to him. 'No, I mean Chelsea.'

I am always Saints no matter what. It's a loyalty thing for me and I really care when we lose and win. On FM I am always Saints, but do like the challenge of playing like a real manager and going where the offers are. I also have a soft spot for Eastleigh, as years ago when we were last in the Prem, didn't like the idea of being mid table all the time, (not even a decent relegation scrap to be had) so wanted the challenge of gaining promotions and fighting relegation. Just picked up Fifa 10 again after a while, just to have the challenge again of 3 promotions and championbs league. I know what you mean about the quits though when you are playing against: Real Madrid Man Utd Man City Liverpool Barcelona Juventus AC Milan. Most of them whinging that 'It aint happening, Man. It's not right man. You must be cheating man. Ain't like this in real life man.' Generally, they know I'm a man. And thye don't like Saints winning.