Secret Site Agent

Did anybody listen? What did he say?

I just shake my head at the hypocrisy

Excuse me for asking but.........Isn't half of 45 22 1/2 NOT 30? Odd Anyway, I know they are a revenue stream that funds the programme, but i'm more than a little annoyed at the amount and length of adverts these days. You turn over the channel at 15 min passed the hour and nealy all of the channels have add breaks. And for a good 5 to 7 minutes as well.

Yes I like that Idea. Suarez to Saints for 60 million Hazard to saints for 45 million

I think it has been said above and I agree with it. i think she has our best interest at heart, but will always loook to apply a decent business model to it though, i.e. we must be sustainable and have sustainable growth. She could spend 60 million now to bring in the best and the brightest but if they don't act as a cohesive unit, for whatever reason, (look at United) that is not sustainable, even with the financial fair play rules. And one other thing, and this is just a guess. If we love our parents sometimes we feel compelled after they have gone to fulfill their wishes for them as a tribute. This is quite a strong driver as well. I think we are in good safe hands for now.

Does Jon Snow represent Luke Shaw? Bastard son who thrives at the wall?

Sorry, Baz. Heavy day and all. Come here and give us a kiss.

Are your pubes ginger too? And when you are in bed with an erection, does it look like a rocket taking off?

That there is not enough laughter in the world. People have to look at the world with better eyes than that. Should you not? do you not? And remember, for my backgound I also held the Queens commision. Humour and Football, the great levellers.

Yes, as the Irish catholic son of an Irish father and an English protestant mother who started life on Ballymurphy Road, Belfast and who's first school was Saint Aidens Christian Brothers primary school, I stand by my humourous comment. If it's good enough for Dave Allen, it's good eneough for me. Sectarianism??????I ask ya. Goatboy, you can put your back. Doughnut. If you can't see the humour in the world, at least know that I love you.

I can see it all now: In the office at St. Marys 'ring ring' MOPO: Hello Southampton football club Rodgers: Cin I speak ta Mauricio Pochettino, Plese. MOPO: Good morning Old bean, how the devil are you. This is MOPO speaking. Rodgers: I thought you couldn't speak English MOPO: Looks who's talking. Nope It's definatly moi, old fruit. How can I be of assistance? Rodgers:Well, This is Brendan Rodgers. I would like to Buy Adam Lallananananana MOPO:OKaaaaaay. And how much recompense do you believe is the correct amount to be tendered for said individual. Rodgers: Eh? MOPO: How much. Rodgers:15 million MOPO: And how soom Rodgers:Before the world cup MOPO: And why before then? Rodgers:Because his value will go up. MOPO: to how much? Rodgers: About 50 million. MOPO: Well sink me. If ya didn't just blow it again. Rodgers:****. First the Premiership title, now this deal. MOPO: I think, and you'll forgive my ponounciation, but (CENSORED DUE TO THE CRYING GAME). Now if you'll excuse one, One has soem elecution lessons to give the less fortunate. Rodgers:What about Luke Shaw?Hello,hello, is anyone there?

2007- 1 blonde white girl kidnapped in Portugal. - Worldwide search involving Portuguese and British police, Interpol and the FBI launched. - Multi million pound foundation set up along with the offer of a multi million pound reward. 2014- 230 plus black girls kidnapped in Nigeria Says it all really.

Oh FFS, pal. please don't worry about it. we are a staedy ship at the moment thanks to the shrewdness of Cortese et al. We do not need to sell, it's business as usual and we don't have nay big debts. rest your head my friend, there is nothing to worry about at this time that would cause us to have a fire sale.

I suggested that, on a Lawro thread. We should ahve a sticky for all of the paper talk, then laugh at them after 6 months when it proves to be crap. Utter, utter churnalism at it's worst, with just speculative dribble dragged out and then re-reported in all the other media over the next few days so it seems that'if it is in all the papers it must be true'. Grrrrr.

Probabloy because it is what they have been instructed to say, from their PR company. My 60 boys on site have all been told to say,'I know what you are saying, the Barrier will not be finished until 2020, if the piles were not there your hpouse would ahve ended up in the river, please call this man and he will explain it all.' it's all about control, control of the message, control of the media, and control of the fans perception. luke will only go when there is benefits to all parties, and not before. we are in a strong enough position to tell all the big boys to 'fargov' like Cortese used to do on a regular basis. And if luke wants to go, fine, he's on a contract and he can experience the 'jason puncheon experience', i.e. Not playing, training with the trainees, and not getting to show his wares on national TV. Although I think he is a bit more sensible than that.

Probably because they though, '****, we got caught in the lie, lets quickly pretend we are looking elsewhare and deny all knowledge'

The one thing that the Telegraph columns highlights is it's not just us who have made a bit of a boo boo buying badley. Ossie has talent, he just doen't fit in and probably never will. Shame and all that, but he needs to go and we need to capitalise on what we can get for him. The problem is that we assume that so and so is great or that so and so is ****. But lets put it this way. JAY RODRIGUEZ IS ****. HE MUST BE LOOK AT THE ONE PERFORMANCE FOR ENGLAND. In the right team and with time to settle and find your way, you and your team mates get used to how you play and where you fit in. I have always said that you take the best in the world, outside of the saints team, stick them all together and get them to play on day one against us and those that scream, 'we'll get slaughtered' might be in for a suprise. A team doen't consist of 11 individuals, it consist of 11 people working together to a common goal. and 11 workingn together can beat a world 11 individuals anyday no matter how talented. I know this is a bit of basic science, as there would ahve to be a certain level of competents, etc, but my point is that individuals don't make a team, and the more talented can be enhanced by those around them.

Very enjoyable, and no matter if it was OG's, they had to be under pressure for this. Well done,and fair play to all. Equalled 52, and can still beat it.

I'm going through it at wok at the moment with a local rag and the EA. The story is that sheet piling in a river cause a flood wall to collapse causing houses to flood. The facts are: The height of the flood was the highest ever and higher than the top of the flood defences. No one could have predicted the height. The piles are being put in as the old ones were failing. There is vibration associated with sheet pile installation. They bolster the story with two pictures, one of the 'Piling Machine' and another of 'the flood wall collapsed'.................except the picture of the 'Piling Machine' shows a long reach 360 deg excavator, the second shows a perfectly good floodwall and no collapse. Their two sources were not present when the flood happen and don't live in the area, but know all about it. Where as my view don't count as I was there up to my knees in flood water putting sandbags in front of peoples houses. The truth of the matter is that if the piles weren't there, their soaken houses would have fallen into the river. A quick fact check on their statement reveals that there is, in fact, two o's in flood. The rest needs to be checked more. They don't let the facts get in the way of a story as they don't have the time to check these days.

What the devil are you on about man? This would only be a 'False Flag' operation if someone claiming to be from Arsenal approaching and speaking to us, (as we like Arsenal) but actually being from Manure.

A good statement of fact, would have been nice a little bit earlier, but sometimes you need to check the facts before passing them off. It's good to hear.

Thanks Bearsy

Ok here is mine. Mrs SSA: the toilet is doing that thing again where it wont stop flushing. You need to do something as it's wasting water and we aren't made of money. I thought you had sorted it last time. Me: Ok i'll just get my tools and have a look. I think it's just the plunger sticking on the side of the cistern again. It;ll take two minutes. Mrs SSA: we can't be wasting water and I don't think it is healthy either. You need to sort it out. It's not just the flsushing but the noise too. Me: I'm just getting my tools. Mrs SSA: I don't know why it does it, it shouldn't you know. The old one didn't do it. I hate to think how much money we waste. You need to get it done. I preferred the handle thingy, as the button ones are stupid. I reckon the quick flush uses the same amount of water. Me: One uses 3 litres, the big flush uses 6 litres. Mrs SSA:So what's the point of that.How stupid. Who's stupid idea is it anyway. It's probably just a money making scheme. Me: Bruce Thompson. He was an Aussie. Mrs SSA: Don't call me sarkie. Me: I said AUSSIE. One uses 3 litres for wee wee, the other uses 6 litres for poos. Mrs SSA: The little one is ok for both in my mind. The big one is a waste. And when it just keeps flushing and wasting water, we're wasting money. You have to fix it, we can't afford to waste money. Me: I'm fixing it now. There I was right, the plunger housing is pushing on the side of the cistern tank. Mrs SSA: I still don't see why we couldn't keep the old one. Me: The old one used too much water. Water equals money as you just said. Mrs SSA: Shut up. Don't have a go at me. Me: i'm not, I'm just saying. Mrs SSA: How much. Me: What? Mrs SSA: How much water. Me: The old one, about 15 litres. This one, is 6 maximum. Mrs SSA: How much is that then? me: 15 lites is 15 of the small pints of milk. 6 is obviously 6 pints of milk. Mrs SSA: Don't take the mickey. Me: It's fixed now. Mrs SSA: Good, it's about time you sorted it, because when the toilet is doing that thing again where it wont stop flushing, it's wasting water and we aren't made of money. I thought you had sorted it last time, you had better sorted it now, because when the toilet is doing that thing again where it wont stop flushing, it's wasting water wasting money . I get the point. I got it the first time she said it. Women, Can't live with them, can't murder them either for the insurence money.

Well, not so much stressful, more sad at the lack of oportunity to gain fame and riches in later life by use of the legal route. Or, to be truthful, perhaps a chubby, asthmatic, curley haired little boy just didn't do it for him. I was one UGLY child. n

Ok, how about this then. I was the first aider on the scene when a crane went over on a job in Havent and a feller lost his leg. The crane missed me by about a metre, and I had to talk to the feller trapped, who was the banksman, until he was uncounscous so the doctor could cut off of his leg. My dog died last year and I got hit with a 2 grand bill as my pet insurence only covered 4000 of the 6000 bill. I am paying back the taxman this year as, by some fluke of nature, their computer didn't continue with my allowence for a company car, yet as they told me within 3 days less of a full year after the computer **** up, the will not write it off. Out of 36000 employees, mine was the one malfunction. i was the site manger when Kate Winslett and her sister B eth opened the lecture theatre at Reading university, and someone stole the toilet from the ladies when she had a pee. When I was 6 I was in Hospital and Gary Glitter came to visit the hospital. Although I was touched when he sat on my bed, I was never touched, but the boy in the next bed was, (i must have been one UGLY child). I could go on, but like I said, some interesting, some stressful, some funny.