Secret Site Agent

I was just having a thought, and it is probably a bit early to discuss. And I conceed that Osvaldo has been spoken of and discussed elsewhare. But Elia was apparently a problem for Werder Bremen and comes to us with a checkered past and a bad-boy reputation and report say that 'they were happy to see the back of him.' But there must be something there for Roko to take a look at him and decide to give him a chance. and lets be honest, after scoring the first goal, he looks like he appreciated the chance to shine again. I conceed the fact that they are both Dutch and Roko has probably come across him before, but do you think that after taming the 'savage beast that dwells within' Elia, he could do the same for Osvaldo? Could he convince Pablo to come back and perform? Show him that if he didn't do something, he'll end up out of contract, out the door, and out of pocket as no one in their right mind would want him? Or that if he wants a big move, he needs to prove himself in the Shop window? I don't know. It's a lot of speculation. What do you all think? Lost cause, or salvageable?

And don't forget, she didn't get her job because she was 'brilliant', but because she was already involved in Sullivans' porn empire, he just parachuted her in as his puppet. I would still give her some secret site loving though. There is just something about her. Oh, and she sold her husband, so don't forget that.

Collegue at work,(who I haven't seen in a long while) came up to me a few minutes ago and said, 'You were lucky yesterday. Mind you, you were lucky against us at Christmas.' I stood there looking at him blankly 'Are you alright?' he asked. 'Yes, sorry pal. I was just a bit boggled thinking that Reading are the bottom of the Championship and we haven't played them since 2012, but then it dawned on me........You're supporting Chelsea again.' I think he's gone off for a poo and a cry. Everyone else laughed. And i'm a funny f...eller, apparently.:lol:

Oh, very good. And so true

For me it is Lambert and Fonte. Sounds like a packet of fags, but both got us to where we are today, and great servents to the club.

Grobellar bought a nice house and a Porsche afterwards to cheer him up........alledgedly.

I think another striker, (dare i say Danny Ings?) and I quite liked the look of Tyrone Mings last time out, (be interesting to see how he performs tonight). But we can surely look for more youngsters to shadow the first team positions, so this should be high on Les' to do list. And better half time entertainment.

Tadic: Are you trying to seduce me, Ms Leebheeeerrr. KL: Nein, my little liebshon. Vy don't you Kommenzie hier and lets talk about da virst thing to Kommen Up? Tadic: jebi me unatrag* *(translation: Ay Carumba**) ** (translation: My word)

Maybe it worries him that the camera will steal his sole? Because if it does, how can he sell it to Spurs? Or maybe he's thinking: 'Sheet. looks like I was a wanger wanted european football with Wenger, when I could just stay here. How foolish was I!' Maybe he said to Luke Shaw on the pitch, 'Can you get me the start?'. To which Luke retorted, 'You want to come here? I was going to ask you if you can see if I can come back!!!!' That was why he was down in the dressing room. Then on the coach he had texts from SRL, Lalalanaman, Calum and Vorren saying, 'Well done on a good win! You know Roko well. Can we come back please?' And a text from Pocho, saying, 'Look, I still want you in my team, I can't guarentee you european football this year, but maybe next year?'

Is that dope and rizla's in the floor? The Dutch way?

3-0 with the Lovren own goal

To not sack the pompey boys that work for me when we lose. And not to print it in big letters and put it in their canteen when we win.

The chant today should be Good Luck Tim,Tim good luck

GLAD, GLAD and GLAD

4 bloody minutes

Come on Saints. Just hang on my lovelies. Push on and be the wall. Keep counter attacking and we'll make good. I'm suffering from ***** cringe.

Glad with the win today. Listened to the game as I am at the in laws. Sounds like Mane had a good game today. Onwards and upwards.

Merry Christmas to you and your family From Secret Sites Agent, Mrs Secret Site Agent all the little Secret sub agents

SSA is with NYS. Normally very happy clappy and glass-half-full, but come on. WTF? We were ****. We are ****. We not only ****ed this up, but also the upcoming game against Everton. Questions DO need to be asked. We need to spend in January to give us some depth. We need to get back to winning ways. Today we played woefully. Not a single exciting moment, not a single decent attempt on goal, and not a single threat on teh pitch. we were second best tonight and deserved to lose. How have we lost our way so ****ing quickly? Come on Ronald, don't be another flash in the pan, please.

What a load of old ****. Oh well onto the next one. Without pelle I might add.

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Thats because they are using the blue tooth for music. Working back on the roads I see it everyday, hundreds of them either phoning or texting. Doughnuts.

Sorry chaps but to be fair the reason for the drop in football hooliganism was Acid House,music,drugs,raves, everyone high on e's loving each other.

I like:lol:

Well the thing is that Jack should just ride on time, ride on time, got to ride on time...... Gonna get up, gonna get up Gonna get up, whoa Gonna get up, gonna get up Gonna get up, ooho You just walk right in Walk, walk, walk right in and Ooho, ooho, ooho, ooho Ooho, ooho, ooho, ooho If he dos this, he may just get a new contract.