Secret Site Agent

Going to lose this 2-0 Same old saints Don't know what has happened to us.

Reckon we are going to park the bus first half then hit them hard second half. Swing in crosses for the flanks for pelle and let the mid field hold up the ball. Quick pases around the box.

Just not good enough. Against 9 1/2 men we should have won this one. Disappointed doesn't cover it.

I overheard two burley Italian men saying that he was going to Santos Futebol Clube in Brazil. And they were quite adamant about it. Or have I got the wrong end of the stick, when they said 'Osvaldo will soon be sleeping with the fishes?':lol:

My excuse was using my Galaxy Note 3 on site wearing gloves. What a tossbag I am.

Hey Grigsy, my mate at work remembers you but can't decide if it was when you both supported Arsenal or man Utd. He said he can't catch up yet as he's supporting Liverpool, but if Saints qualify for the champions league, which seems likely, he'll support Saints and you can catch up.

Trousers under arrest for his part in the Great South Coast Monkey Jism smuggling ring

trousers under arrested for his part in Monkey Jism smuggling ring.!!!

what a load of old ****

Thanks Jack. I liked you too and sorry to see you go. good luck with Swansea City and hope you excel,but you'll forgive me if I say not against us.

I like the sound of this. Well done JWP.

And we are left with plenty of cash.........Plus their ability seems to diminish. I reckon, according to my little squint of an ITK, that the black box already has a number of potential replacments anyway. Don't want to see Jack go, but so far we have only improved. I do have to ask one thing though: Is this official yet? Or are we just jumping the gun based on a tweet, a feeling, a few words in a tabloid, and **** loads of mind reading?

Has anybody got the link to the Daily Mirror where jack Cork leaves/signs? Anyone? Anyone.....eh? You know.........got the um.........Article...in the Mirror...as they are, you know, in the know..............with everything Saints.......got the .....um ..........article........you know,.........the one after 48 hours ................no?........No-one? Strange. Perhaps I'm wrong. Of Course. They meant 48 hours in working time, which when broken down at 9.5 hours a shift would be 5 days, so no news until tomorrow then.

I would sign Tonny Vilhena anyway, just to show we mean business and to tell him that he's up for sale but only at our price. I like Jack Cork, and I don't want him to go, but considering where we are, and compared to the others who have found the grass was only painted green, he would be a fool to expect to go to a better club and gte more playing time. So his only choice would be a lower PL or Championship club.

It's not that he used a computer game but Fifa 15. There's nothing wrong with using Football manager. And what do you think our 'Black Box ' is?

I agree. Pelle give us more than just goals, he defends, he hits the woodwork alot, and other teams put two players on his and are always watching him as, they make the same assumption that you do, that taking him out of the game means we don't score. But we do as it gives other the chance at goal. His ability to pass the ball on also helps. But I am selfish in that I would like another striking option, but that ius just me. I wish Shane a speedy recovery.

Why? To keep his misses away from your best mate?:lol:

At the moment we don't, but based on last and this seasons performance, we can and should start to close the gap. Unfortunatly, success breeds revenue, give you money to assist in buying success. But our whole business model is sustainable, luckily, and means that we are getting there without the risk of the bottom falling out, unlike others we could mention in the recent memory.

I think we should just GIVE HIM away to Spurs. I did wonder if Roko could redeem him, but alas it seems not. Unless, of course, he has seen my post and though, 'Fark me. That big bloke in the balaclava and hard hat may have something here. I'm off back to see if some Dutch love can tame by wicked,wild ways.' I'm more delusional than an Man Utd fan who thinks they are third as Saints don't count.

Aaaah, shoot. It's all my fault. He's on his way back to throw himself at Rokos mercy, ask for forgiveness, and request Ron make him the world beater he knows he is in his heart.......

Born and bred in Southampton, always thought that one part of my family (on mother SSA's side) came from Southampton only to find that my great Aunt did the family tree and we actually come from Portsmouth!!!! But always supported Saints but was more of a Rugby fan in my youth due to the dominance of the top three/four growing up, (but never had the urge to support anyone else). Went to a few games a season, plus the coca-cola cup, (oooh Terry 'Urlock,ooh Terry 'Urlock.). But when we got relegated, I more or less started to follow Saints with more of a gusto to be honest, as I found the lower leagues to be great levellers, and really enjoyed the fall and rise of our team, and definatly enjoy this resurgence. Also took my daughter to her first game, when we were relegated from the Championship, as I told her i didn't know if we ever have a team again, and wanted her to experience it.

Why she was on the board of directors of his publishing company, with responsibility for the Sunday Sport. What were you thinking, Lighthouse?Shame on you.

I was just having a thought, and it is probably a bit early to discuss. And I conceed that Osvaldo has been spoken of and discussed elsewhare. But Elia was apparently a problem for Werder Bremen and comes to us with a checkered past and a bad-boy reputation and report say that 'they were happy to see the back of him.' But there must be something there for Roko to take a look at him and decide to give him a chance. and lets be honest, after scoring the first goal, he looks like he appreciated the chance to shine again. I conceed the fact that they are both Dutch and Roko has probably come across him before, but do you think that after taming the 'savage beast that dwells within' Elia, he could do the same for Osvaldo? Could he convince Pablo to come back and perform? Show him that if he didn't do something, he'll end up out of contract, out the door, and out of pocket as no one in their right mind would want him? Or that if he wants a big move, he needs to prove himself in the Shop window? I don't know. It's a lot of speculation. What do you all think? Lost cause, or salvageable?

And don't forget, she didn't get her job because she was 'brilliant', but because she was already involved in Sullivans' porn empire, he just parachuted her in as his puppet. I would still give her some secret site loving though. There is just something about her. Oh, and she sold her husband, so don't forget that.

Collegue at work,(who I haven't seen in a long while) came up to me a few minutes ago and said, 'You were lucky yesterday. Mind you, you were lucky against us at Christmas.' I stood there looking at him blankly 'Are you alright?' he asked. 'Yes, sorry pal. I was just a bit boggled thinking that Reading are the bottom of the Championship and we haven't played them since 2012, but then it dawned on me........You're supporting Chelsea again.' I think he's gone off for a poo and a cry. Everyone else laughed. And i'm a funny f...eller, apparently.:lol: