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I'm convinced that Wanyama will still be here, not because he wants to stay, but because those interested in him will not be the TOP 4 clubs........whatever that means now.......that he is interested in. I may be worng and the feeling might be a bad curry I had 'up norf' .

So, in conclusion we need to beat palace, or draw and finish 7th, and United to win the FA cup and Liverpool to lose in the EL, or we finish 6th, with WHam losing and United to win the FA cup, and Liverpool win the EL or we finish 6th and Liverpool don’t win in the EL final, and Luke Skywalker defeats Kylo Ren, and Jason Finds the golden fleece, and ET gets to phone home, and Katie Price doesn’t win the lottery, and Labour replace Jeremy Corbin with a cardboard cut out, and I am sparticus, and Ron doesn’t find out about Harry Potter and Hermione, and the time it takes to fall 3m is 0.56 second, and the increased relativistic mass of a body is equal to the kinetic energy of motion of a body divided by the speed of light squared, and I think, therefore I am, plus the great white bear, Wakun Tatunka casts his seed over the good land, not forgetting that if you get your tokens from the pay box, there is no waiting.........we get European football?

Imagine the Scene. Erwin: 'Hey, Ronald' Ronald: 'What is it, my beloved assistant manager,friend and, dare I say it, brother?' Erwin: 'How do you fancy joining Everton, the 12th most succesful team in the Premiership, and leave Southampton, the 7th most succesful team in the Premiership?' Ronald: 'Get out, and send in Sammy Lee. You are dead to me Sammy Lee: You wanted to see me, boss? Ronald: Sammy, have you filled in those adoption forms for Moeder and Vader to adopt you yet? I thik that explains the situation.Probably.

This all reminds me of the days we used to huddle together and come up with the various permeations we needed to not be relegated. At least this is fun in the good way. 5th beckons, euros beckons, we can only do what we can do, (which is spank Palaise by as many goals as possible) and wait to see what happens elsewhere. I hate being in the hands of others

Martiqaaaaaaaaaalllllllĺll 2 - 1 Still 6th for us.........

Look like Van Gaal may have given them a boot up the backside good Now finish them off

Yeh just like the sanctions against Spurs players. If that was us it would be -10 points.

I can't see United getting anything from this. They are ****. it'll finish 1 nil. Bastardoses I'll even stop calling Rooney a donkey can't for a night 8 they can just beat these that's. Gerrard.

I just have this strange feeling that we will be happy for him to leave, but the clubs that come in for him wont be the ones he wants to join? Don't get me wrong, I wish he would stay with us as he has his uses, especially winning the ball and his occasional goal or two, but I just think he will still be here next season. Either that, or I have another bladder infection.

Considering there other target is to finish above Arsenal, and the loss meaning that if Arsenal had won they would have overtaken them, (and the Arse are only 2 points behind) they didn't, as you may be alluding too, not try to win because they had nothing to play for.

QUOTE=shurlock;2332306]Don't forget all the horse stables either.... And the monkey/chickens in the zoo:?:

I like you:☺:

Anyone got half a football for my head and I'll go as Willie Whitelaw

There was a second person on the roof with Rod Hull on that fateful night.

I.....AM........Happy

4 Minutes of stoppage time?????????

JWP Needs some shootign parctice. He seems like a rabit in the headlights there.

ahhh shhot. Can't switch off boys Keep it tight and push for another

JWP on for Davies Hopefully he might at least pass up one.

Mane for 4 Wahooooooooo!!!!!!!

VVD almost!!!!!!! Ooooooohhhhhhh!!!

I'm all for the fourth Taters were saying that MC were doing well to keep the ball, but to me it was going backwards. They are crying out for Agrero, but two subs in, no sign yet. COYR!!!!!!

COYR Saints starting well. Seems set up for an attacking approach from the off.

Saw the match on MORE after listening to the radio. Generally we won a match we should have won any way and made a hard job of it. Long played well upto the final touch and luckily didn't cost us and luckily again lino was asleep. Westwood goals were well taken and I blame complacency. I do feel sorry for Villa they are on a downward spiral that we know so well. Finally I feel sorry for Jolean Lescott . He cost them a number of goals and received so much hate from the crowd. I hope it doesn't effect him too much. or his parents, Will Smith and Lieutenant Worf.

Definatly 2 points dropped today We are an OK side, but no bite. Our goal threat is what lets us down really. I remember the days when a draw was good enough to stop the rot to the relegation zone. Those days are gone and anything less than a win is just downright not right,fair,cricket,acceptable,or enough. Still, Villa are down, they didn't fight to stay up, so wont play for pride or with the freedom of no pressure, so at least lets try and get a 9 pointer to make this season a bit more worth while.