Secret Site Agent

Nah, we would be playing Hoverball then, and the Team would be the UK Lions, at the bottom of the Galactic League Unos. Pompey of course, would still be in the 3rd Division. I think it is a case of if we start accending further, like we have done, and we regualrly get close to a sell out, that would be the time to expand. Now it would be difficult to put a business case.

Done......and with good cause

I could not be happier. I am over the moon and will parade it in the faces of my WHAM collegues with a look of smugness and raised eyebrows. Should have put this away earlier but still, happy we did it in the end. Had a bit of the hump as Mrs Site Agent wanted me to repair some plaster and added a visit to B&Q and a quick job to put a small batten next to the cupboard that turned into a major job and meant I MISSED watching the game........but listended on the radio which after it kept dropping out and I changing the batteries thinking it was the radio, I finally finished as we got the 4th. Stoke winning, WBA drawing and Newcastle winning are the cherry on the cake. I had heard a rumor that two dodgy geezers at Upton Park were looking to upset our MOJO by giving a Salisbury bag to a feller with a dodgy accent that contained a wind up alarm clock, the insides of an old transistor radio and a dozen frozen jumbo hot dogs with the instructions, 'We want you to take this bag and leave it in the stands at a game between, lets say a SOUTH COAST TEAM, and a TEAM IN THE FA CUP, with the intention of putting them off of their game. Starting that rumor in the press about their manager leaving doesn't seem to have had any effect.AND we don't have the chance to smash up their coach so this might work.'........Thank god it was a rumor and nothing came of it......alledgedly..

I'm convinced that Wanyama will still be here, not because he wants to stay, but because those interested in him will not be the TOP 4 clubs........whatever that means now.......that he is interested in. I may be worng and the feeling might be a bad curry I had 'up norf' .

So, in conclusion we need to beat palace, or draw and finish 7th, and United to win the FA cup and Liverpool to lose in the EL, or we finish 6th, with WHam losing and United to win the FA cup, and Liverpool win the EL or we finish 6th and Liverpool don’t win in the EL final, and Luke Skywalker defeats Kylo Ren, and Jason Finds the golden fleece, and ET gets to phone home, and Katie Price doesn’t win the lottery, and Labour replace Jeremy Corbin with a cardboard cut out, and I am sparticus, and Ron doesn’t find out about Harry Potter and Hermione, and the time it takes to fall 3m is 0.56 second, and the increased relativistic mass of a body is equal to the kinetic energy of motion of a body divided by the speed of light squared, and I think, therefore I am, plus the great white bear, Wakun Tatunka casts his seed over the good land, not forgetting that if you get your tokens from the pay box, there is no waiting.........we get European football?

Imagine the Scene. Erwin: 'Hey, Ronald' Ronald: 'What is it, my beloved assistant manager,friend and, dare I say it, brother?' Erwin: 'How do you fancy joining Everton, the 12th most succesful team in the Premiership, and leave Southampton, the 7th most succesful team in the Premiership?' Ronald: 'Get out, and send in Sammy Lee. You are dead to me Sammy Lee: You wanted to see me, boss? Ronald: Sammy, have you filled in those adoption forms for Moeder and Vader to adopt you yet? I thik that explains the situation.Probably.

This all reminds me of the days we used to huddle together and come up with the various permeations we needed to not be relegated. At least this is fun in the good way. 5th beckons, euros beckons, we can only do what we can do, (which is spank Palaise by as many goals as possible) and wait to see what happens elsewhere. I hate being in the hands of others

Martiqaaaaaaaaaalllllllĺll 2 - 1 Still 6th for us.........

Look like Van Gaal may have given them a boot up the backside good Now finish them off

Yeh just like the sanctions against Spurs players. If that was us it would be -10 points.

I can't see United getting anything from this. They are ****. it'll finish 1 nil. Bastardoses I'll even stop calling Rooney a donkey can't for a night 8 they can just beat these that's. Gerrard.

I just have this strange feeling that we will be happy for him to leave, but the clubs that come in for him wont be the ones he wants to join? Don't get me wrong, I wish he would stay with us as he has his uses, especially winning the ball and his occasional goal or two, but I just think he will still be here next season. Either that, or I have another bladder infection.

Considering there other target is to finish above Arsenal, and the loss meaning that if Arsenal had won they would have overtaken them, (and the Arse are only 2 points behind) they didn't, as you may be alluding too, not try to win because they had nothing to play for.

QUOTE=shurlock;2332306]Don't forget all the horse stables either.... And the monkey/chickens in the zoo:?:

I like you:☺:

Anyone got half a football for my head and I'll go as Willie Whitelaw

There was a second person on the roof with Rod Hull on that fateful night.

I.....AM........Happy

4 Minutes of stoppage time?????????

JWP Needs some shootign parctice. He seems like a rabit in the headlights there.

ahhh shhot. Can't switch off boys Keep it tight and push for another

JWP on for Davies Hopefully he might at least pass up one.

Mane for 4 Wahooooooooo!!!!!!!

VVD almost!!!!!!! Ooooooohhhhhhh!!!

I'm all for the fourth Taters were saying that MC were doing well to keep the ball, but to me it was going backwards. They are crying out for Agrero, but two subs in, no sign yet. COYR!!!!!!