Secret Site Agent

My Heart would go with A), my head with C)

All of the above. And I don't mean any, I think we should ahve all of them as our jpoint managers. A superteam if you will of footballing geneouses who bring with them a cornocopia of knowledge, talent and contacts and, hey lets face it, if we lose one or two to another team, it doesn't matter as we have continuity. Kat can afford all of their wages, i'm sure. You can probably see I am not taking this thread too seriously.

This. But I for one think we need Rooney. After, if we need a striker, he can play there. If we are lacking a No 10,he can play there, if we need wide men, he can play there, if we need a wing back, he can play there, if we need a centreback, he can play there, if we need a goalie, he can play there, if we need an assistant manager, he can play there, if we need a waterboy, he can play there. Roy has no idea, no passion, and just wants a team he can put Rooney in. It wouldn't suprise me if he gets his team sheet out and Gary Neville and Ray Lewington have to quickly start tipp-exing out names to remind Roy that Gerrard, beckham et al are all retired and he is just left with a sheet with Rooney, Milner and Hart on it and they get him to fill in the blanks.

LOOK AT ME!!!!!! LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!! FROM MY HEAD TO MY TOES, LOOK AT MEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Sorry, couldn't resist. Go on them, i'll go with Bielsa, a good call i'll say.

So that would be 14 players from a bag containing Man U, Man City, Arsenal, Chelsea and Vardy. No, like the rules as it makes the team more representative, removes the big team bias, and would be a laugh, PLUS all the fans would get behind their player and team.

Just a quick question, and it'll stop me staring another thread just to get an answer. Has anyone ever watched an England game lately and though, 'Christ we need Rooney on.' I will concede his goal was a blinder, but it was against Australia. I just wish he would bloody retire, then Woy could stop feeling he has to pick him because ...'he's the team capting(sic)'.

WHAT???????? NO!!!!!!!!! WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN!!!!!!!!! WHY DID NO ONE TELL US!!!!!!! HE NEVER GAVE US ANY IDEA!!!!!! WHAT A BOLT OUT OF THE BLUE THIS WAS!!!!!!!! I also notice that the sky is blue, birds sing in trees, an object falls at 9.81 m/s/s and the big name star in Columbo/Murder She Wrote/Diagnosis Murder/Poirot is the one who did it.

I think the issue here is more complex than we make out. He said he will be here for another year an I believe he will. I don't think they will replace him, because why should they? He isn't doping too bad and iut is his team. I think it is like thia: - He doesn't want a new contract yet, but wants to agree how we are to proceed from this point on to improve. - If the board are going to contionue to sell the team from ben eath him he'll go at the end of his contract -If the baord don't back up their commitment by giving new contracts to the team, he'll go again at the end -If they don't get his choices for strengthening the squad he'll go - If they don't at least try to keep Mane he'll go. I don't think he's too bothered with Wanyama. - If he's not convinced that the club will put their money where there mouth is, he'll go. If all of these con ditions are met, he'll stay....for another year, until they are no longer being met, or he's got a more interesting job, and he will continue to do this until he goes. So this thread will be a sticky as he'll do the same each year until he's off. So nothign to see at the moment. Next seasons end is the crunch time. And in Rons mind, what he is doing is no big deal, is perfectly acceptable, it's the way he has always doen it, and what's the matter with the fans and media in this country, just have a coke and a smoke and shut the f*** up, it's business as usual.

I also would like a Man Utd win. going through to the group stages removed the hoodoo of meeting a team in qualifications who have a good day against us. Also is it wrong of me to want Rooney to receive a minor injury that is just enough to keep him out of the Euros? Nothing career threatening just enough that the others are given a chance to shine? If it is wrong I'll take it back.

I took my youngest daughter to her first game when she was 5. It was the last game of the season 2004-05 and it was when we were in freefall. My wife asked me why, so I said I wanted to take her before there wasn't a football club left!!!!! She loved it, all of the pagentry of the last day and going on the pitch, and the 'Pie and a Pint' at half time that I told her was tradition, (which meant a Hotdog and Hot Chocolate for her, Coffeee and Pie for me). It was at the time there was that Aviva add on TV with Paul Whitehouse as the Plymouth united fan, and my daughter was singing 'Green Army, Green Army.' She still goes occasionally now, and still enjoys it.

We couldn't have been more spoilt if the Ambassador had given us hos Ferrero Roche!!!!! I watched the match in a Pub near Bradford with a bunch of Scouse supporters. They were quite delusional at the beginning with their claims of a beating for Seville. The comentary was terribly one sided I felt and was more about how Liverpool could get back into it rather than how Seville had countere their tactics in the second half. My comment that coming back from being two goals down is very possible and has been done recently didn't go down well when I followed with.....'...Of course, we had Mane to thank for that.' I tried to watch as a neutral but got a bit fustrated with all of the questioning of the refs calls when awarded against, but calls for cards when awarded for. And as for the claims of time wasting, i'm sorry but if the shoe was on the other foot.......and I had to point out that it could go to 4-1. I can understand the tipicals fans view, but one of them said that they have lost what was rightfully theirs, i felt sick. Didn't normally ahve anything against the Scouse until this season.

He should go to Liverpool. Him and lallana can become mates and spend the weekend ****ting on the little people and the teams that made them.

The only ones I would be interested in are Wijnaldum, Townsend and Ayew. Possibly Jaanmat.

Nah, we would be playing Hoverball then, and the Team would be the UK Lions, at the bottom of the Galactic League Unos. Pompey of course, would still be in the 3rd Division. I think it is a case of if we start accending further, like we have done, and we regualrly get close to a sell out, that would be the time to expand. Now it would be difficult to put a business case.

Done......and with good cause

I could not be happier. I am over the moon and will parade it in the faces of my WHAM collegues with a look of smugness and raised eyebrows. Should have put this away earlier but still, happy we did it in the end. Had a bit of the hump as Mrs Site Agent wanted me to repair some plaster and added a visit to B&Q and a quick job to put a small batten next to the cupboard that turned into a major job and meant I MISSED watching the game........but listended on the radio which after it kept dropping out and I changing the batteries thinking it was the radio, I finally finished as we got the 4th. Stoke winning, WBA drawing and Newcastle winning are the cherry on the cake. I had heard a rumor that two dodgy geezers at Upton Park were looking to upset our MOJO by giving a Salisbury bag to a feller with a dodgy accent that contained a wind up alarm clock, the insides of an old transistor radio and a dozen frozen jumbo hot dogs with the instructions, 'We want you to take this bag and leave it in the stands at a game between, lets say a SOUTH COAST TEAM, and a TEAM IN THE FA CUP, with the intention of putting them off of their game. Starting that rumor in the press about their manager leaving doesn't seem to have had any effect.AND we don't have the chance to smash up their coach so this might work.'........Thank god it was a rumor and nothing came of it......alledgedly..

I'm convinced that Wanyama will still be here, not because he wants to stay, but because those interested in him will not be the TOP 4 clubs........whatever that means now.......that he is interested in. I may be worng and the feeling might be a bad curry I had 'up norf' .

So, in conclusion we need to beat palace, or draw and finish 7th, and United to win the FA cup and Liverpool to lose in the EL, or we finish 6th, with WHam losing and United to win the FA cup, and Liverpool win the EL or we finish 6th and Liverpool don’t win in the EL final, and Luke Skywalker defeats Kylo Ren, and Jason Finds the golden fleece, and ET gets to phone home, and Katie Price doesn’t win the lottery, and Labour replace Jeremy Corbin with a cardboard cut out, and I am sparticus, and Ron doesn’t find out about Harry Potter and Hermione, and the time it takes to fall 3m is 0.56 second, and the increased relativistic mass of a body is equal to the kinetic energy of motion of a body divided by the speed of light squared, and I think, therefore I am, plus the great white bear, Wakun Tatunka casts his seed over the good land, not forgetting that if you get your tokens from the pay box, there is no waiting.........we get European football?

Imagine the Scene. Erwin: 'Hey, Ronald' Ronald: 'What is it, my beloved assistant manager,friend and, dare I say it, brother?' Erwin: 'How do you fancy joining Everton, the 12th most succesful team in the Premiership, and leave Southampton, the 7th most succesful team in the Premiership?' Ronald: 'Get out, and send in Sammy Lee. You are dead to me Sammy Lee: You wanted to see me, boss? Ronald: Sammy, have you filled in those adoption forms for Moeder and Vader to adopt you yet? I thik that explains the situation.Probably.

This all reminds me of the days we used to huddle together and come up with the various permeations we needed to not be relegated. At least this is fun in the good way. 5th beckons, euros beckons, we can only do what we can do, (which is spank Palaise by as many goals as possible) and wait to see what happens elsewhere. I hate being in the hands of others

Martiqaaaaaaaaaalllllllĺll 2 - 1 Still 6th for us.........

Look like Van Gaal may have given them a boot up the backside good Now finish them off

Yeh just like the sanctions against Spurs players. If that was us it would be -10 points.

I can't see United getting anything from this. They are ****. it'll finish 1 nil. Bastardoses I'll even stop calling Rooney a donkey can't for a night 8 they can just beat these that's. Gerrard.

I just have this strange feeling that we will be happy for him to leave, but the clubs that come in for him wont be the ones he wants to join? Don't get me wrong, I wish he would stay with us as he has his uses, especially winning the ball and his occasional goal or two, but I just think he will still be here next season. Either that, or I have another bladder infection.