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Mind you, If it was the other way round and a Saints fan threw a coin at a Pompey fan, would they consider that malicous, or a take over bid.

Odd that there is an embargo on traffic orders for the M27, yet there wasn't one for the Poopey game. (Means we couldn't put out ant cones and would have to take them off unless there is a safety issue). It's almost like they don't want Poopey to be inconvenienced

Unlike most people:lol:

I have meant to start this thread a few times but thought someone else is bound to anyway. In you opinion why do you think we are not playing Sharpie? Personally I think it could be down to him not being 'Saints' fit, and the fact that he hasn't picked up on our set pieces and not fully gelled at the moment. Possibly. But surely he should be making a start soon. £ 1.8 million for a bench warmer is a lot, and the little kid in me wants to see him and Rickie blasting them in from Crosses from Steeeeeeeevvvve De Ridder, (another question) and Adam Lallana. On Saturday Dave Merrington and Adam Blackmore both queried the reason for it, especially when Rickie came off and was replaced by Conelly instead of Sharpie. So, what do you think? Can't take anything away from Lee, and I have been impressed with him thus far. But when would/will Billy have a chance to prove what he can do? Also there is the big question dividing Saint supporters. Guly. Why is he picked as a striker when he's supposed to be a Midfielder/Winger? Don't get me wrong, I am as frustrated as the next man, and this is for another thread, but why over Billy.

Well done Rickie, well deserved and to such a humble man as well, especially for a Scouser which is some feat:lol:. It's his ability to produce a goal from nothing, and also his passing and support of goals that make him outstanding. I think he found his home here, which allows him to get intot he top flight.

ph, ffs. Farking hell. Bastardos Mightily peed off now.

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Rickie Lambert Rickie Lambert

I've just dispatched one of Humunculi down to William Hills for this, strangley enough. Or am I just giving Wills a chance to get back some of the wonga they gave me for the launch of 'The Sun on a Sunday'. COYS.

IN OTHER WORDS Dear Pompey We hate your guts with every fibre of our being. Please can you do us a BIG favour and defeat Reading so that our promotion prospects are improved. If you can just see to it as well that you don't go bust until you have done us this favour. Then once done, please f--- off and die a nasty death Lots of love Saints. Can I please point out that when ~~Pompey were in the Prem and we were in the L1, they did the same to us, laughing, joking, taking the ****, wishing we went bust. And look at what happened to them. Karma. What a b****. She was listening

Are we playing the soak up the pressure, tire them out and press on game?

grrret save from Kelv

Wow. According to Sky we're fighting for our lives. Huhm

I'd give the operator the start tomorrow definatly. Bamford do a similar thing with their JCB's and I've even seen one making tea, (they have to diversify in the current climate). After he did it, does that mean that Baby Spice now guts 'buggered' with the actuator arm of the model? :lol::lol:

A pound coin was thrown onto the pitch at Fratton. The police don't know if it was a missile thrown during the match or if it was a take over bid.

I think you can include Hypo and Alpine in this. And me, as I make light of everything

Couldn't your 8 year old wait until full time to have his fag then?

I have found the revised text: Championship title contenders West Ham United are keen on bolstering their attacking options at the end of the season with a move for Championship Leaders Southampton striker Rickie Lambert. The Saints front-man has been in exceptional form for the south-coast club with his 19 goals firing them to the top of the championship league. 30-year-old Lambert has managed to strike 70 goals in 120 league appearances since joining from Bristol Rovers in 2009. And his form has seen the Hammers take an in interest in the striker as they look to reaffirm their Premier League status. However, any move would depend on the fortunes of the Saints, whose meteoric rise have seen them with possible back-to-back promotions. Sam Allardyce’s side look set to secure promotion back to England’s top flight after a superb season following relegation from the Premiership, and hold a game in hand over leaders Southampton. However the rise in recent weeks of Birmingham and Reading, plus the challenge of Cardiff, who no longer have to concentrate on the Carling cup, after being beaten by Liverpool, could dampen their ardour. And the former Bolton Wanderers and Newcastle United manager is hoping to use Lambert as the spearhead in his attack should they achieve promotion this season, as he plans to bring the Hoof ball system of attack into the 20th Century. He hopes this sort of football will appeal to Lambert, after he has been hampered by the 21st century system of passing and moving shown by Southampton. Nigel Adkins, a staunch supporter of Lambert, commented:' The lad is great player, and ambassador for the club, he came on board the bus with both oars in the air, and when it came his time, he grasped the planet with both hands and fulfilled the greatest of ever need that a player can ever need in his life. Sam is abig fan, and we know that he knows at this level that it's not how full your glass is, but how many swallows you see during the summer months that allows for full entrance to the train, but this is the Saints express we are talking about, not a canoe. Hovercraft.' However, Sam may have problems with the Chairman of Southampton, Nicola Cortese. 'Who wanna buy Ricardo Lamberto? Sammo Alerdicia, I'll tell a you what? You wanna buy him, it a cost 35 million pound and we have Roberto Greeno, Caltonio Cole and Ricardo, what a loverly name, Ricardo Vaz te in exchange. His got a head full of bubbles if a he thinks we sell. Tell him to fargoff'. When told of the reply from Cortese, Allerdice threw himself to the floor and started waving an imaginary red card.

I must confess he is very fair in his comments, and especially the way he complimented Rickie on what he said is one of the most difficult and skillfill ways to score a goal. Also, having listened to the Cardiff V Liverpool cup game, was it my imagination, or were those two 'taters really Liverpool biased? I didn't hear much in the way of praise for Cardiff no matter what they did, and they only critisised Liverpool with shots that never went in. In my opinion I'll miss him next season when we'll be shafted by Handson, Lowroe and Big ears about how lucky we are when we win. Big 4 bias, anyone?

Will you celebrate by having your surgery and coming back as Alexandria_Saint?

Sorry, I have to put my two eggs in here. I don't know the man so I can only judge him on his actions. I'm sure he is a really nice feller to those that know and love him, however: - The dabcle of the shindig he organised at the Wembly for the Johnsons paint trophy. Still disappointed in the way he dealt with the aftermath. I have to apologies to people on a daily basis for things that are beyond my control and for just doing the job my firm are paid for. - Allowing himself to be quoted as the Chairman of the Saits Trust - His season ticket came back and he decided to fight it in public. Sorry, but a simple 'no comment' can suffice. If he wishes to carry the mantle and exist in the public eye, he has to take the critism as well as the praise, I'm afraid. As do all those that live in the public eye and like publicity that they control, and then use Super Injunctions to hide behind when it goes the other way. And I do agree with him, yes.

I reckon second....................but a very close second.

Can they not choose a better song than 'Turning Japanese' by the Vapors? It's only a matter of time before soem wag points out it's about when you're on the vinegar strokes during self plesuring activities. So in theory you could say you are calling him a 'W' word. I just realised what I did.

I belive they were just maintaining the famous tradition of Brighton men for scoring up the wrong end.

Seconded