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But then again based on the coverage we have had against others recently, they have shown us as a powerhouse bulldozing over the opposition, with nothing coming back at us, which isn't exactly true. They just try and capture the game including the goals in as succint a manner as possible which, when it comes down to it, if it was more basic, it would resemble the old scored at the end of Grandstand with a few clips and would be last about 30 minutes.

..................As the goal goes flying in.

Nigel: Hey, Monkey Boy, here's a joke for you. Why is Rickie Lambert goals like buses? Poyet: I don't know, Why is Rickie Lambert goals like buses? Nigel: You wait ages for one, then three come along at the same time. Ha,ha,ha,chuckle. Poyet: That no funny. What it with you and da buzzes ala da time. You not funny, you fargin cork sugger. Nigel: Just try and keep up, Gus. Would you like another peanut?

NA: Gus, did you see that Lambo take that penalty. That was class that was. GP: No, Senwhore Atkins, I see nothing. NA: Well wait ten minutes and you're bound to see another one..

David and his groin had to act out a scene from the play 'A Few Good Men' where Colonel Jessup does his rant on the stand, in the style of an Ealing Comedy, which got out of hand when Josie Lawrence joined in.

Of course it's saints related. We need to check these areas out for new players.

I do have to take exception with this, as she has a couple of A levels. And talking of 'A' levels ...........................

The problem is that Poyet and Brighton took offence when Nigel asked if they could keep up, and laughed and said they could last season. But perhaps Nigel meant more than the one season?????? Sorry, off topic. I think that it is the only opinion we can listen to as these are the ones that have to face it, and either be honest, or make an excuse that most see through any way.

I was hoping he was going to say that he is used to losing at Fratton Park.

I don't intend to, but i will be less inclined to include their wishes in the planning of TM.

No, the services at Cherwell are on the East side of the carriageway but are not directly on the side, you have to access them up a slip road and on top of a hill. Becasue of this they have an access from both sides of the carriageway. If you look on Google eart it's where the A43 intercepts with the M40.

Thanks. It does go to show that they don't like it when the boot is on the other foot, so to speak. they go from arrogant bullying sh** heads to grovelling panicky little turds. They prey on the small, ill informed in society and the more people who think 'It's nice of them to let me get away with just paying £30.00' and don't fight it, the more they do it. I have already told them that, being part of the HA framework, we have access to those that make the decisions in the HA in reflect to the services, (as they are dependant on the HA) and that I am going to make it my life's work now to ensure that all car parks are flooded with leaflets pointing out the flaws in their parking schemes, on how when I liaise with the services I will now be less likely to tailor our works around them and why, and that I have now made contact with many experts int he field that are happy to stand up and give evidence as professional witness'. It's a shame that it takes for us to be directly involved in something before we become martyrs.

And here comes the final update. As of this morning they have given me a 'Goodwill' payment, without predujice, for £89.00 to ensure that I now go away. It's the advantage of having a large company with a number of top legal minds on retainer. The downside is that as it is a company car, I don't get a bean, my firm does. I only get the moral victory. Which tastes nice, but you can't spend it down West Quay.

I'm happy, and a little relieved, but glad to get it over with. I like listening on the Saints player and enjoy when Dave and the other feller, (his name escapes me) try to talk over the 'Dirty Skate Bastards' chant so we can't hear it and fail every time. COYS

I normally let them start with their spiel then I ask them if they are happy with their mobile phone provider and if they are interested in an 18 month free line rental, or if they are happy with their energy provider and if they would like the savings offered by having a combination deal, or if they have ever considered the benifits of installing solar panels with all of the government grants available. Just a bit of fun but it's quite hilarious sometimes when they are trying to get back onto their script and I keep diverting them back to buying something from me. I also like to argue with Jehovas Witnessess by asking silly question s like Was the church without a witness for 18 centuries? Doesn't Isaiah 43:10 refer to Israel? Doesn't 2 Timothy 3:15-17 and John 5:39 -40 prove the Scripture alone can lead us to salvation? Are they being obedient to Acts 1:8? I have noticed that i no longer get cold calls or people asking me if I have heard the good word.

I didn't poit it out at the time but I know where Cortese is coming from. A little analogy from my own experience: When I joined my current firm, there was a little social event called 'The Friday Night Club' which my new collegues got together after work on a Friday to have a few drinks and a curry on occasion. As it is in Reading, near where most of them lived, I never really partook, as I would only be able to have one drink and then would have to drive home to Southampton. Anyway a large number of them left the company but it still continued. Anyway, we had a large job that went on for 3 years which the last remaining few were on. They had a big Xmas party, which this job paid for, of which 10 people went. Of the ten, only two of them worked for us. They came to a few leaving do's, took part in a golf day, made up half the team for a raft race, popped into the office when they were passing, drunk my coffee, eat my biscuits, two of them helped themselves to 20 of my sleepers. In essence, these people that I only knew for a short time still acted like they owned the place and just helped themselves. So, unfortunatly, I totally agree with Cortese and know where he is coming from, even if he isn't throwing the insult directly to Lawrie and Matt, it is easy to become ****ed off and generalise.

I have always liked Steele for many years, but I wouldn't want him if it upset the apple cart and for me, he would come here as number two, which he wouldn't do. Emnes on the other hand I think CDAJFU. I believe Nige would be able to bring him on more, and he would be a success.

I have just started the Peoples Egalitarian & National Independant Saints, and I and my members are happy to stand erect. With a hand we feel we can come good, and cover the area with love.

Where could I buy one of these duvets with a stumpy blond thing on? My regular duvet has no stumpy blond thing and i feel i'm missing out.

Because SMS was built by a bunch of sweaty socks, and not me, where as TMS was built by a team of local Reading based constructors, and me. Simple really. It's me. I'm the missing element.

The guy in the black coat at the back is thinking: Wait a minute..... We're beating West Ham 1-0 We're top of the Championship, We have the top scorer in the league We sold an 18 year old with only 1 years League one experience for 15 million................ Are yes, there's fat Elvis with someone's head stuck up his arse. That confirms it, i'm definatly dreaming. Although why i'm next to this lady of ample proportions and not a naked Kelly Brook in this dream i'll never know.

Give me one against West Ham..... Two againts Reading...... Three against Pompey....now go Prem go.... But don't you, Step on Nicolas shoe's, you can do anything but don't step on Corteses' shoes. He'll knock you out Step on your face, Refuse you season ticket, Charge for your parking place, He'll lead us back to the promised land, But **** him off, and you'll be banned. Etc.

The results of what happens when someone is arse licking and the recipiant stops suddenly.

I could sheet better player than that lot. Look......

I have to agree with Daren here: "You always play two up top, it gives us the best chance to win, but it doesn't against Southampton." s****** s****** [/i] "Their strength lies in midfield and their service to Lambert so if we drop a forward & put one more in midfield we can benefit." Oh yes lordy lordy "If you can break down Southampton's midfield and stop them passing the ball around you can defeat them, but it won't be easy for us on Tuesday." These are my tactics, write then down Nigel, (laughs up sleeve) On Match Day, "Here's my team sheet, 4-4-2. I'm sorry Nige, were you expecting 4-5-1? I suppose you coiuld change things 'alf time." He he he. It's doesn't help me that not only dooes my boss support WHU, he looks like Sam Allerdice, (which helped me get laid once on a business trip to Cyprus, where I pretended to be the hooker Steve Thompson, with some overweight bimbo claiming to be an ex pop star). So win or lose, I lose. But we'll win 3-1. And i'm putting money on that.