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Kudos. Very Funny Well done.

No. The problem is that only you stick up for him and no one else. I for one don't want us going up this season, as I believe we will juts come down again and have to rebuild, but if we have thius chance we should take it and clearly we are a different class when we turn up. But you can't depend on the small team we have at the moment, so we need to spend. But wisely, not the knee jerk reaction of throw money at it to improve it.

There goes 'Fortress St Marys'. I think there is more evidence for a Striker in the January Sales.

I have finally been able to get the full transcipt of the report from the tussle. THE brother-in-law of Saints star Rickie Lambert was punched to the floor at a Hampshire pub where the striker was enjoying drinks with his family. Police dispatched six cars and a dog van to reports of 45 people involved in a mass fight at The Baddesley Arms in North Baddesley at about 11pm. The pub landlady told how she was sent flying into a Christmas tree when she tried to split up the fight. The footballer, the Championship’s leading scorer, was not involved in the brawl and was led to safety by family and friends. He had been out at The Baddesley Arms in North Baddesley celebrating his team’s Boxing Day win over Crystal Palace when troubled flared late in the evening. Landlady Dee Fleming, 55, who was at the bar at the time, said the brawl started when a punter lashed out at the player’s brother-in-law at the bar. She said: “He got decked to the floor with an uppercut. I came out to try to separate it and flew into the Christmas tree.” A crowd stood round and watched the fight between the two, until a wayward punch hit a standee and all hell let lose. A number of women, somewhere between ten and fifty were heard to say in unison, ‘Leave it out. He’s not worth it!!’ to no effect. A man started playing a rag time tune on a stand up piano in the corner whilst the fight ensued. A tall big-build scouse man was seen picking up men and banging them together. A chav came up and punched him, but the scouser just smiled and threw the chav across the bar, with drinks being knocked all over the place. A short oriental gentleman in the white suit stood in the corner with his hand behind his back observing the events. When men were fighting near the bar, barmaids were seen popping up from behind the bar and hitting the men over the head with bottles. Mrs Fleming noticed that a tall chav was stood at the bar, holding back a short scouser with his hand on the short scousers forehead, whilst the Lilliputian Liverpudlian was swinging his fists wildly. The chav just stood drinking his pint and smiling. Mrs Fleming, who had taken on the Scottish and Newcastle pub with her partner three months ago, added: “It was this other guy that landed that one punch and everybody came running down to see what was happening. There was one punch after another. It was frightening. Then the fight spilled over onto a table where four Texan gentlemen were playing poker. When the table went over it was noticed that one of the Texans had aces up his sleeves and this involved them in the fracas. A portly gentleman then swung from the chandelier and landed on the group of about twenty, flattening them to the floor. Mrs Fleming then noticed that short oriental gentleman in the white suit was still stood in the corner with his hand behind his back observing the events. Back at the bar, a Scouser was fighting off chavs by spraying them in the face with a soda siphon, until a chav picked up a bin and put it over his head and pushed him into the wall. The short oriental gentleman in the white suit stood finally made his move. Mrs Fleming said he first performed the Tiger NeDan Kata, and then flew into full swing. He took out two with a flying roundhouse, then knocked three through the window with an aerial sideswipe and was then seen to remove another 11 with a mixture of capoeira kick, flying quad kick, Hong Kong twist punch before being thrown through the window himself by an old lady using a mixture of Sheringi Kempo and Tai Kwon Do. It wasn’t until Lee Barnard turned up on his Harley Davidson, in his leather jacket, that the chav’s were heard to say, ‘Lamberts' got back up,’ and they went into the car park. Mrs Fleming said, “I phoned 999 to get the police. I got them all out. It all ended up down the bottom of the car park.” The police finally arrived in seven vans, with 12 cops hanging from the doors and roof, with another 40 running after it after falling off at various stages. A police dog van also arrived, driven by an Alsatian in a uniform, with a Golden Retriever in the passenger seat holding a baton in his mouth with a Chihuahua on the roof going ‘whoo, whoo’. A man was apprehended at the scene, but unfortunately, when the 2 officers made the arrest, they had accidently handcuffed themselves together, and the key had accidently been swallowed, so the assailant got away. When asked why the dogs couldn’t have detained the assailant, a police spokesman said, ‘The assailant was a crafty one. We sent the dogs after him, but because the assailant didn’t jump through the ring of fire, then scramble over the ramp, and didn’t go through the posts in a slalom manner and finally didn’t go through the hooped tunnel, the dogs were unable to catch him.’ Police are on the look out for an average height man, with a toothbrush moustache, dressed like a tramp in baggy pants, big shoes, and a derby hat and walking whilst twirling a cane. Mack Sennett was unfortunately unable to comment last night, having died in 1960

Merry Christmas to you and yours. From Me and Mine. Here's hoping we all, Saints Included, have a very good New Year. If I may xxx For your missus, or if you are female. Or if you're that way.

THIS is the size of the clubs bank balance, and also how thick my wad is a week.

In answer to the above they could have got say Graham Murty, he's done abit of punditry, Jason Dodd, my old friend Franny Banali, the list is endless if they had only put some thought into it.

I wish that they had some one else than Shearer, he justs didn't have the oomth or the knowledge. He even admitted that his opinion was based on this one game.

Genevieve Bailey could have been my Auntie but for a tragic family event. Nice lady and I believe her more that the owen feller.

I think our whole issue is that we were looking to consolodate and build for next season. Our whole structure, buying targets, bringing through young raw talent, experimental tactics, etc has been towards keeping us in a top ten position this season. I think that everyone has been surprised at how well we have done and we are simply 'Not Ready'. I think the money and wages asked, and the promise of another couple of years until the prem has put a few signings off. Suddenly we look like we could be going up.

What do you mean you've been laid off? No, I said i've got the sack.

West Ham down to 9 men....3-0 down. I know we shouldn't be advancing on others losing, and we could have pulled further away, but still. And I like that Simon Church........two goals scored..................January anyone?

West Ham 2-0 down and with 10 men. Clouds......Silver linings......... Discuss.

I feel sorry for Bart. He was in the past a handy looking goalie, but he's still here as reserve goalie. I know Kelv has been playing a blinder and keeping him out of the team, but I worry about Bart not having ambition enough to challenge Kelv, or threaten to leave if he doesn't gte more games under his belt. Today will just be another nail in his coffin, and another hit in his confidence. Cost us the game today I feel. Saints did well to come back, but what must have been going through their minds? Waste of time scoring if he cant keep the ball out? He either needs more time between the sticks in competition, loand out and back up in, (or a recall clause to bring him back) or splash the cash for a young up-and-coming-hungry goal keeper. A journeyman, if you will.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Were losing and drawing games aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh **** them all. **** everyone. Sack Adkins, sack Cortese, **** lallana and Guly and Lambert off cuz they are crap.................................................. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ****ing Panic. Panic all over the place. etc etc. A new song for the Northam Lets all do the knee jerk, Lets all do the knee jerk, La la la la, La la la la.

Got to agree. If you cut Craig, he bleeds red and white. Talking about it, are you sure you weren't sat next to Fiona Phillips. It sounds more like here. I'd like to cut her and see what she bled.

I wish people would stop starting threads about celebrity fans, as the Railwayinn website gets trawled out, I look at it, then I'm peed off again as Fiona Phillips is on there and the old whore famously deserted us for Chelsea. She's a traitorous old bag. GRRRRRR

For me it's a must as I work away a hell of a lot so in the old days I was reliant on the BBC and text messages, now, especially on Tuesday night games, I can listen and enjoy. The only problem I had was I purchased it as a birthday present for my daughter boyfriend and it was an utter joke, but they sorted it in the end and gave him an extended subscription for the anoyance.

mind you she has got one point which you cant argue with. She did have a kid there.

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I built a couple of Aldis. Very strange way of doing business and their contract terms............. Lots of freebies though.

I had faith we would do it. Teeth-grinding, sphinter-clenching, shout-at-the-radio, throw-things-around, shaking-with-rage,sweating-profusly, telling-merrington-to-eff-off-you-jinxsie-bstardos, throwing-coffee-depresingly-into-the-cup, huffing-around-the-office,trying-to-be-positive,screaming-out-loud, screaming-out-loud-again, dance-around-in-my-pants, sack-my-skate-workers, make-them-have-it, type of faith. Well done to come back from 1-0 down and have the belief and hard work to engage and win 2-1. Shame we couldn't do this on Saturday, but bring on Donny. And start SSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE De Ridder please our Nige.

I don't remamber the quote like that. I thought it went Chief executive Peter Storrie said: “This will be the most spectacular photo-shopped stadium in the country. "The fact it is set against the backdrop of the caravan park and the Track Suit shop befits the club’s history. “Portsmouth FC is moving to a new down with the money laundering of Alexandre Gaydamak. "This shows where Pompey want to be — playing at the lowest level and in a stadium befitting a Blue Square Premiership side.” Boss Harry Redknapp said: “These are exciting times to be at Pompey. Loads of opportunities for brown envelopes, back handers and sweeties.' "I'm having my best earner for 50 years and the club is moving in the right direction on all fronts. Down. The future looks great.” Alexandre Gaydamak commented, 'This looks great. It'll ensure I get top doller from Lidl's.'

OH, This is Ironic and in a reverse psychological type of thing. Sorry DPS, I don't know if you have noticed but we don't do irony. We had some once around 08-09, but it died of lonliness and dispair. On a lighter note, well done for tempting the universe in carrying out some reversal of fortune.

11 minutes to go. Saints 2-1 up Hull down to 10 men Knee jerk anyone?