Secret Site Agent

I would just like to point out that I undertook the Sun's offer for footie tickets for £9.50. I sent off for onefo Pompey, for the crack like. A mailing error occured. And last night the board accepted my offer and I now own the whole team. So, f my luck, i'm the new rival.

They would have done if they: a) remembered who he was b) remembered what he looked liked

What a load of old tosh. I would say ******** but it wouldn't make it. I was there, as guests of my Boss and a number of collegues, a few of them Reading fans. He revels in going as not only is he a big West Ham fan, but looks like Big Sam as well. Gave us a good night out and we were sat not far from there and saw NOTHING, nada, none, nil, not a dickie bird. And that sort of think would have been noticed as my bosses son is a copper to boot, so would have reacted. Seems to me like a case of the Jakanories, the big 'i ams' and believing their own press. They do know that 'Green Street' is a film, don't they? And Danny Dyer is an actor? And it isn't real? Very sad.

That we wouldn't form a train to satisfy her inner desires, Like Lord Beardy does.

2-0 and happy am I

Adfam the lama adam the Lama

In the Sun they are offering football tickets for £9.50. So I sent off £9.50 for Portsmouth Due to a mailing error, they accepted my offer and I now own the whole team.

I used to ask my mum, when I was young, after school for one of them Cadbury Finger of Fundges.

90 seconds 90 seconds no way wrehistory

You are fking joking me. Bllox

Going to extra time

Can we go to page 10 please?

for fcking sake TOSERS

Birmingham beating the Pompey

come on ffs. I've go a hadache now.

Com on Leeland Barnardos

Come on Saints. DSo the do

Come on the Nuns 'fluence

Is it me, or is ben reeves missing some hair between his eyebrows and the top of his head.

Reevesy almost scored

**** **** **** ****ity ****

Ricardo Lamberto NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNice

I just wish we had more crap players that have scored 11 goals this season

On the poompy webpage, that list of firms at the bottom. Is that a list of creditors?